Ha! I don't need one of those, calendar and pictures are on my phone!

 hahahah lmao! ms obee sends these f*ckin clendars out at xmas and they all look like this layout, but with booger farms instead of bikes.

f*ckin shreds bike is legit as hell tho.
i'd make a "f*ck you to having kids" xmas calendar and fill it with images like this. and happy adults smiling and doing cool shit instead of chasing the little boogery bastards.

uh, hohoho! nice pic

 @obee1: Hahaha. No need to make a f-u calendar to flaunt no kids and toys. Everyone choose a path in life, they’re all good.

 @shredb4dead: wiseman once say, "easy to admire the sublime beauty of the river as one sits on the banks. harder to enjoy while drowning".
basically sums up philosophy assahole.

 @obee1: Jeez, at first glance I thought you called me an a*shole.
As a whole. LOL!

 @shredb4dead: nah it was more of a passive aggressive reflection on philosophers in general. i like using asahole in work emails whenever possible