haha, why is everyone obsessed with bender ?

 hahaha try again

 lmao ino what aload of bollox

 were the fuck is this dog everyones on about!

 ha unlooky flid

 lol good to see your keeping it pinned!!

 she trying to clear the gap lol

 cassed it next time she shud try it i 7th lol

 now hus the 1 thats gonna turn this into a fail?

 You.

 right.. great any relevance ?

 I understand. As a matter of fact, I thought about explaining myself, but the fact the old woman died in the incident put me off doing it in a way. She got stuck in a rut, just like that woman did, and she was still breathing when I first saw her (not that she was alive). In this case a car was involved in the accident, and you guys already know how bad it can get when cars take part in it. I am kind of a thrasher, you see, but I never ride my bike on the road. Some old man told me off the other day because I was riding it on the pavement, but I did explain to him how scared I was about cars (they just don't respect you do they?).

 How about you tell us about the time you ruled the world?
oh that's right... full of shit.

 Haha Epic!