those girls in the back are thinking " god, he is such a dick, we are over here in the shortest shorts we own and he still isn't paying attention to us!"
ladies won't ever learn that sometime the best curves are between a head-tube and a seat-tube
DHstinkySPOT - i think your comment was about photographer. Girls are thining that he is suposed to make photos of girls not some crazy adrenaline monkeys flying in the sky