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  • 74 4
 aha
i love this picture =]
lmao
  • 270 41
 Whats wrong with this guy?!? Smile The bike isn't THAT nice. Big Grin
  • 341 28
 The girl is not THAT nice either, but who cares? It's an awesome pic! Smile
  • 187 15
 Either Way, He's Made The Right Decision!
  • 217 7
 *And He's Saving Her For Later
  • 46 9
 LMAO! lol how true!!!
  • 53 9
 it's not the bike that matters, its the motion of the ocean... or trail....
  • 271 7
 Wow, 2 rides in one bed. Wink
  • 103 180
flag HIRIG-MONSTER (Oct 25, 2008 at 16:43) (Below Threshold)
 its a BMX..so i go for the girl! lool, if it were a huckmachine..ooh..we all know what we would chooseBig Grin
  • 161 47
 I don't blame him, the girl looks like a smashed pumpkin.
  • 33 83
flag ceff (Oct 28, 2008 at 19:45) (Below Threshold)
 so true.
  • 189 10
 probably better than what your getting.
  • 42 84
flag ceff (Oct 29, 2008 at 16:25) (Below Threshold)
 i wouldnt be too sure about that buddy, you know nothing about me or my girlfriend.
  • 179 5
 The one im shagging ? Smile
  • 29 90
flag minimanofmayhem (Nov 9, 2008 at 13:09) (Below Threshold)
 Ha well by the sounds of it you like your bike more than your girl soo someones a bit gay i think
  • 23 72
flag minimanofmayhem (Nov 9, 2008 at 13:09) (Below Threshold)
 i still love my bike though
  • 15 2
 HILARIOUS LOVE IT
  • 25 6
 HIRIG-MONSTER: Dude it dont matter aslong as its a bike "mtb or bmx" he still made a perfect choice ;p
  • 24 56
flag HIRIG-MONSTER (Nov 16, 2008 at 2:11) (Below Threshold)
 well, in the last weeks i made this choice!! haha...i hate stuuupid bitches!
  • 15 7
 That is THEE MARK WEBB , he is sick ive seen him ride at my local skatepark
  • 108 1
 girl:wtf are you doing, i have boobs
bike:shut up bitch you dont have macniel slipless pedals.
  • 10 2
 Jelousy much??? this is hella funny ^^ nice pic
  • 26 14
 "I don't blame him, the girl looks like a smashed pumpkin."

maybe your gay, cause you cant recognice a hot girl when you see one
  • 19 10
 Sorry, but that girl just doesn't float my boat. More, sinks it to be fair.
  • 18 1
 shes not fit but i think i would rather rider than the bike
  • 6 5
 the girls just like "im gonna pop those tired one day or another"
  • 5 1
 still iv had my bike in bed with me before to much shit on the floor Smile
  • 26 1
 Bike: 1 Girl: 0
  • 7 1
 its a win win either way
  • 4 21
flag nouser (Mar 19, 2009 at 9:36) (Below Threshold)
 my girl and bike are at a tie
  • 5 2
 that woman is butters !!
  • 33 1
 "my girl and bike are at a tie"

From the sounds of it, you ride a P2 and if your chicks a tie with that bike, it doesn't sound like she's anything to write home about.
  • 5 21
flag nouser (Apr 25, 2009 at 17:00) (Below Threshold)
 from the sounds of it ..its none of ur business..where my girl and bike are at....cuz in fact my girl ..is far better then any bike out there
  • 45 1
 no one cares
  • 21 1
 Good call mike, good call.
  • 10 11
 epic call mike epic call
  • 8 2
 "from the sounds of it ..its none of ur business..where my girl and bike are at....cuz in fact b>my girl/b> ..is far better then any bike out there"

mate you dont own her. she is not your toy you bought from the 2 up shop, or is she?
  • 5 1
 'your girl' is better than any bike?
except your p2 right?
pahahaha your girl cant be to hot then, you seen your p2?
  • 5 9
flag Cavaties (Aug 3, 2009 at 2:15) (Below Threshold)
 its funny cause when the p bikes came out they were like the latest craze and now they are just... shit
  • 1 2
 1} pu5h h3(r) p00pp
  • 1 4
 FUCK UP FOR SHITS SAKE
  • 6 1
 your girl friends breath smells like shit?
  • 1 3
 huh?
  • 4 2
 I bet it's the time of the month, when he can't think of ANYTHING better to do, than just ride.. The BMX , not her...
  • 2 1
 hahahah niiiice
  • 3 5
 buffalosoldierj are you just asking for a fight?
  • 6 1
 You just sound like a twat ..
  • 4 1
 Youre girl pays the bills ?
  • 2 1
 pays bills
  • 2 3
 wtf bare chatting wet
  • 1 0
 she is bogging. ide ride that bike any day of the week compared to her
  • 27 7
 shit!,
look how thin his pedals are :L
  • 29 10
 look how smALL HER BOObs are
  • 17 2
 haha your 14, the only boobs you've seen are your moms when she breast fed you last night little man.
  • 2 1
 props ^^ 10000000 timess C:
  • 2 1
 Best comeback Ive heard in along time
  • 1 0
 well as far as i know that girl is his girlfriend,and she's pretty damn hot if you ask me, albeit not so much in this foto. the photo is obviously taking the piss out of bikers who just think and talk about bikes and tricks and whatnot,anyhoo..... I say stop arguin like little kids,ride yer bike and go to bed with your women.
  • 1 0
 bike never tell u wath to do , girl well they wanth to control off your life bike never tell u nothin , girl well u know and the list go on......... for me bike all the wayy
  • 1 0
 and also bikes have much more stability!! ......if you leave a bike at night you find a bike next morning not a angry skateboard!! Wink
  • 3 0
 At the end of the day... when everyone is done arguing I'd probably still poke her.. and then ride the bike..
  • 11 8
 mark webb anit no fukin emo u imbred prik
  • 37 5
 so you're calling him 'inbred', yet you've spelt over 70% of that sentence wrong?

here's some pointers

1. names like Mark Webb have capitals

2. "aint"

3. "f*cking"

4. "you"

5. "inbred"

6. "prick"
  • 14 8
 seriously?? you must have somthing better to do ? go ride or summing haha^^^
  • 11 6
 lick me.
  • 7 11
flag dmrlover (Nov 25, 2008 at 10:35) (Below Threshold)
 who gives a flying shit about spellin, its not fuckin like gcse exams
  • 3 3
 show pony wants his vagina licked haha
  • 4 2
 would you do the honours? =]
  • 3 3
 no thanks im not into licking she males
  • 3 2
 it's pretty good ;]
  • 1 2
 for the record "aint" isnt even a word
  • 1 0
 is it no "I am not"?
so to put it into context
I am not going to get involved in this argument cos it ended a couple of months ago.
  • 4 1
 thats true love right there
  • 3 0
 man that girl is actually hot!
  • 2 0
 this guy has gd taste, hot girl, wicked tat, but not sure about the wall paper. Razz
  • 1 0
 ya no wonder hes taking the bike shes not that great(not saying i could do better) and for god sakes its mark webb the guys amazing he should be able to get any girl he wants
  • 1 0
 hahahahahahahhaha thi was like me at the end o the snowbaord season except i was crying hahahahah and that will be me a the end of the bike season
  • 3 0
 My favorite bmx rider Big Grin He know what is best XD
  • 2 0
 this is funny, wonder if he can do as many tricks with her as he can on his bike ;P lmao
  • 1 0
 Id Bang Her Well Ridin Da Bike For Fuck Sake That Way You Get Both Lol No Arguin Wid Da Girl Or Bout Not Goin Out For A Ride At Least You Know Youve Been For A Real Ride
  • 6 3
 haha she's mad!! haha
  • 3 1
 someone had a threesome last night
  • 2 0
 I'd do her then go ride the bike Big Grin
  • 2 1
 the looks like a dirty potato painted orange she just wants her pus licking
  • 2 1
 iunno bout you guys but id ride her instead you guys sound like a bunch of homos
  • 1 0
 to iheartbombing it's called a pratical joke , you must be rather gullible
  • 1 0
 the sad part is is that this picture is a reality for many bike lovin me (sorry ladies) ha
  • 1 0
 haha lol. ma girl would go sick and prob kill the bike with a hammer lol. funny tho
  • 1 0
 tbh the bike probably costs less to keep happy than the bitch---good choice!!!
  • 1 0
 thers only one thing to say . . . . u cant fuck a bike. if you do then, your slightly wrong in the head
  • 1 0
 every one in favour of mark webb the sickest bmxer since the sport began say, I
  • 1 0
 i would bang the girl then hug my hike dumbass start thinkin not suppose 2 hold bike till the girl goes 2 bed
  • 1 0
 LOL! I do that to my wife from time to time! She do care anyways....Ha!Ha! LOL
  • 2 0
 cool webby loves his bike more than his fit bird
  • 1 0
 bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob i love t*ts but riding is good fun lol
  • 1 0
 all that needs saying is good rider fit misses looks like a comfy bed Big Grin simples
  • 1 0
 its just a joke, you know how everyone says that there bike is their "babe"
  • 4 2
 POD XD
  • 4 4
 Mark Webb is an awesome rider, he has many sexy moments with his bike - I see he's just getting carried away here!
  • 2 1
 hell ya i will take her and the bike lol
  • 2 1
 priorities = fail haha nice pic
  • 2 1
 shes just getting sloppy seconds Smile lmao rims before hoes bro
  • 2 1
 haha good pic, lass looks pissed off though Smile
  • 1 0
 what, did u take off the seat and just have urself a big rod for ur butt
  • 1 0
 Why can't you love both :p but she does look like a b*tch
  • 1 0
 ah this has turned into one epic argument. cool pic tho haha
  • 1 0
 Hahahahaha! Love the look on her face, she looks so bitchy jealous!
  • 1 0
 use guys comments are hilarious o mg
  • 1 0
 well i supose he can ride the bike wen 'HE' wants. hahha
  • 1 0
 dude, youre doing it wrong
  • 1 0
 the legend tht is mark webb. some fucking crzy skills
  • 1 0
 ahahhaha thats a travis byren thing to do...iv seen him
  • 1 0
 haha lmao thats the best picture ever!
  • 1 0
 hahaha wotch out for the spikey bits mate!!
  • 1 0
 never mind the bike Blank Stare look at him oooft!
  • 1 0
 i dont know wut that guys doing she is pretty hot
  • 1 1
 precicely....
  • 1 0
 There are many ways to prevent your bike from theft Big Grin
  • 1 0
 sleeping with a bike would hurt, all that metal and shit
  • 1 0
 fuck the bike ill take the girl
  • 1 0
 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO
  • 1 0
 Big Grin lovin it but he aint lovin his gf but he defo loves his bmx Big Grin
  • 1 0
 get a life i no which one i be riding and its not the bmx
  • 1 0
 one lesson for the future girl, don't fall in love with an emo...
  • 1 0
 mark webb is the sickest bmx rider..
  • 1 0
 meh.. id still tap that tho Smile
  • 1 0
 its cause that chicks bammer haha
  • 1 0
 Spent more on the tats then the bike!
  • 1 0
 How the fuck is he gay it is clealy not real
  • 1 0
 I Would Rather A Nice Pussy And A Pear Of Tits Than A Bmx
  • 1 0
 is that ur mom on the left?
  • 1 0
 MOB - money over bitches
BOB - bikes over bitches Big Grin
  • 1 0
 i was capable of sleeping just like this
  • 1 0
 Conversations are a little out of hand, but the picture is funny!
  • 1 0
 Xzero ur a fucking wanker
  • 2 2
 priorities are in order, all is well in the world lets leave it at that!
  • 2 2
 good choice shes a munt. lol.
  • 1 0
 agreed bikes before dykes
  • 1 1
 well, if you don't want the chick, i'll give you my 125 and take her lol
  • 2 2
 Well the bike does have more places to stick it...Rolleyes
  • 1 2
 any holes a goal
  • 2 1
 True, true... Razz
  • 1 1
 haha that's so good! look at her face. she's so disappointed
  • 1 1
 i think hes a flaming homo
  • 1 1
 nah she rides the bike and u stand on back stunt pegs riding her Smile
  • 1 1
 f*ckit THREESOME
lolol ^ ^
  • 1 1
 how can i ride both at the same time? Wink
  • 1 1
 well he still has the head tube and bottom bracket lol
  • 1 2
 he needs a tandem of his bike, then he can knob her on the bike lol love all round
  • 0 0
 what pedals are they? SLIM
  • 0 0
 i ve done that also...girls will never understand
  • 0 0
 probably cause she looks bitchy lol
  • 0 0
 the guys faced with a dilema which one to ride first?
  • 1 0
 yeeeeeeesss!!! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
  • 1 0
 Hahahaha nice
  • 1 0
 isent that mark webb
  • 1 0
 Ya. If you weren't such a fistfucker you could have probably removed your boyfriends balls from covering your eyes and read the picture description before asking stupid fuckin questions
  • 1 0
 haha
  • 1 1
 wear protection na i just like my bike more
  • 1 0
 hucks over fucks!
  • 1 0
 hes the dude who goes " i can flere , why carnt u lol
  • 1 0
 yee i know who mark webb is
  • 1 0
 lmao! Haha
  • 1 0
 save a bitch ride a bike
  • 1 0
 wat a sadoo!
  • 1 0
 yeah!!!
  • 1 0
 whos travis byren
  • 1 1
 i agree bike all thw wayyyy Smile
  • 1 0
 ahahah nice pic
  • 1 0
 lmao sick pic
  • 1 0
 YOU MAD.
  • 1 0
 thats mark webb
  • 1 0
 Uaahahah
  • 1 0
 stay true.
  • 1 0
 mark webbb the donn
  • 1 0
 hahaha crack up tup
  • 1 0
 lmao man coiled- kona
  • 1 0
 haha yes webbie haha
  • 1 0
 sad but trueBig Grin
  • 1 0
 i will take both Smile
  • 1 0
 What cranks?
  • 1 0
 What a sweaty bellend.
  • 1 0
 WEBBY!!!!
  • 1 0
 haha Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
  • 1 0
 Sick yoo !!
  • 1 0
 mark webb
  • 1 0
 True stoty ahahah.
  • 1 0
 good choice
  • 1 0
 gay
  • 1 0
 That's me lol
  • 2 2
 what pedals are thay?
  • 3 1
 they look like premium pedals
  • 5 7
 dude wake the fuck up u are going to get laid dueche bag i will happily take ur spto
  • 8 1
 ya that would be a good way to lose your virginity, A91158
  • 4 1
 hahaha, made my day!
  • 2 2
 ha shes super pissed
  • 1 1
 Why not pod?
  • 1 1
 pod
  • 0 1
 it is mark webb, he is a sick rider.
  • 0 1
 yeah mark webb stick with the bmx Smile
  • 2 2
 BIKES over BITCHES..
  • 0 1
 you just know it makes sense
  • 0 1
 looks like novak from viva la bam!
  • 0 1
 i don´t think that that woman happy is whit that guy
  • 0 1
 lol!! I love this picture!! POD
  • 1 2
 Jak bym miał taki rower to też bym go wolał od taniej dziwki xD
  • 1 1
 good priorites
  • 1 1
 ok xD POD xD
  • 0 1
 i would give the bird one
  • 0 1
 hha sweet pic, loving the look on that birds face!
  • 1 1
 sweet Big Grin
  • 0 1
 mark webb is legend haha this pics is wicked lmap
  • 0 1
 *lmao
  • 0 2
 omg if u lk down on the comments theres a mini argument which "xcero" loses pretty bad
  • 1 1
 shes fit!!!!!!! Big Grin
  • 0 1
 dude ride furst the girl than the bike
  • 0 0
 class
  • 0 0
 haha nice
  • 1 1
 bike sex Whip
  • 1 1
 if only my wife new
  • 1 1
 bunch of fCUking homos
  • 1 2
 the bike is ugly lol i be on the girl
  • 1 1
 YES WEBBIE!! Big Grin
  • 0 1
 lol
  • 0 1
 Classic!!!!
  • 0 1
 looooooool
  • 0 1
 LOL
  • 0 1
 thats a good man
  • 0 1
 jveut faire pareil
  • 0 1
 Nice bike
  • 0 1
 fuk yeh
  • 0 1
 LOL.
  • 0 1
 hahahaha.lool
  • 0 1
 quality pic
  • 0 1
 lmfao
  • 0 1
 this is love to bike Razz
  • 0 1
 good choiceSmile
  • 1 2
 Bikes Before Bitches Smile
  • 1 2
 NICE!!
  • 2 5
 u ride her then the bike think shit x
  • 5 1
 you ride her AND the bike:P
  • 5 1
 Why not ride her ON the bike?
  • 1 1
 Now that is a picture that would get POD lol x
  • 1 0
 Why not ride the 'BIKE' On her?
  • 0 2
 VIADO IRRUSTIDO !
  • 1 0
 "Bike or girl? Your choose."
"Ummmmm, Awww...... Bike!"
"Bad choose! Bike will always wait, also bike will not throw things when you neglect it! You make bad choose!"
  • 1 4
 what pedals are that?
  • 1 4
 he is f*cking gay!
  • 2 1
 How is that gay. OBVIOUSLY he has a chick and is in bed with her. Maybe you just dont understand bike love and you need to get off pinkbike.
  • 1 4
 No helmet so no pod =[
  • 1 2
 He's not even riding... And that rule has been bent many times.
  • 0 2
 i was jking -.-
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