i just spent 10 minutes thinking of a clever reply and couldnt think of one. so I'll just point out that your wheels suck, your hubs suck, your spokes suck, your spoke nipples probably suck, your rear hub is broken, your hub bearings suck, your pedals suck, your pedal bearings suck, your frame is over powdercoated and therefore weighs more, which makes it suck, your rear tube sucks, your brakes are sticky, your front brake cable is too long and flexy, your brakes squeal, you have too many stickers, your helmet has a cracked visor, your car is purple and gold and broken, and in general, you suck.
LOLJK