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Can't Beat The Truth
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  • 17 9
 ford sucks camels dicks, f*ck, photoshopped advert to make it look badass, but really it would get stuck in that much snow, or breakdown tryin to get through it. Now thats the truth Razz
  • 3 2
 what do you drive?
  • 9 9
 my 1997 gmc sierra with a 6.5 diesel is more reliable than this truck
  • 8 7
 lol. haley fails
  • 1 5
flag mathewgehman (Aug 31, 2009 at 21:47) (Below Threshold)
 at least he didnt say 6.2....
  • 1 0
 u guys are idiots!!!
  • 4 0
 i have 4 fords. 3 diesels and an f150. they have 120k, 400 k, 500k, and 1 million miles on them respectively, that's enough proof for me.
  • 1 0
 you are awesome!!!
  • 2 1
 not motor trend truck of the year has been the f150 but still, the silverado and f150 and 1500 are useless. ts all about diesels, and when ya talk about diesels gmc and chevy have the weekest motors, cummins is the more powerful one, the only nie thing bout chevy's and gmc's are the allison transmission.
  • 3 0
 you cant be dissing the car companies none of them even make their own diesel engines if anything it should be towards cummings, NIC, or DMAX
  • 1 0
 Ford and I think maybe GM are starting to make their own diesel engines now, after all the screw ups that Isuzu and Navistar (or whatever its called) made in previous years. It will definitely be interesting to see if they have better luck designing/building the engines themselves
  • 4 1
 eww dude.. ^^
ford ranger is sop gay! has no power at all..
but yes, its all about the cummins
hha
  • 2 0
 Thats the point. Wouldn't it look funny if the truck was replaced with a ranger?
  • 4 4
 the only thing wrong with ford.. there gay
  • 2 0
 Keep the caption, but replace the truck with your ranger and see if that still makes sense.
  • 5 5
 ford f150 has been leading truck of the years for the past like 30 years.. so you cant really talk shit about fords. the powerstroke is a lot nicer then the duramax, duramax has no power and is just hella weak in general.
  • 4 3
 HAHAHAHAHA powerstroke better than duramax LOL..... thats gonna keep me laughing for dayys Razz
  • 8 10
 Ford are the best pickup since 30 years and more....go back to learn something about MOTOR TREND....CONSUMER GUIDE....AUTO WORLD....ROAD AND TRACK....CAR GUIDE.....4 WHELLERS and so many more....everybody know that.
  • 8 4
 hasnt the silverado been motortrend truck of the year for the past 3 years?
  • 3 5
 ford has had the best pickup for more then 30 years i can tell you that much lol....
  • 2 7
flag nouser (May 22, 2010 at 12:29) (Below Threshold)
 What are you Fords personal cock sucker?
  • 1 5
flag nouser (May 24, 2010 at 12:13) (Below Threshold)
 yea
  • 5 0
 so what if i am?? you got a problem?
  • 2 7
flag nouser (May 24, 2010 at 13:22) (Below Threshold)
 You enjoy sucking the big shitty blue oval's dick? You should seek help you know.
  • 4 0
 you should grow a pair and stop being such a pussy

and idk when blue ovals grew dicks...but im the one who needs to seek help right?
  • 2 4
 Explain how i need to grow a pair? lol i would knock you the f*ck out in one hit. ever heard of Mauy Thia? research my gym, Mike Miles Mauy Thia Calgary Alberta. i train at a national level.Watch what you say to people you dont know.

And are you to stupid to know what a blue oval is? or are you a blue waffle guy?
  • 7 0
 oh Mr. E-thug over here. well i train in the arts of faggit bashing, and you sir are one fine faggit that i wouldnt mind knocking the f*ck out of. go take you mauy thia and shove it up your ass you peice of shit.

you still havnt told me jack shit of how a vehicle company logo can grow a dick for me to suck? must have taken to many smashes to the face and lost some brain matter there f*ck face.
  • 1 5
flag nouser (May 24, 2010 at 16:47) (Below Threshold)
 haha WOW someone has a case of little man syndrome. Its called an expression maybe if you would take the dick out of your mouth and went to school you might learn something. I would pay to see you try and fight me haha you would be sent home crying to your mother about how i fucked your face up.
  • 3 0
 you telling me that you will knock me out in one shot cuz you know kung fu is an expresion? your honestly f*cked in the head.

but im done arguing with pussy ass faggits who start talking shit when they know they are safe in alberta, so zip the lip puss cake.
  • 1 4
 hahaha wow your slow. were you dropped on your head?
sucking the blue oval's dick is an expression f*cktard. Secondly learn something dickweed Mauy Thia is nothing to do with Kung Fu dipshit. Learn a little respect. If i was still a minor i would fly there to kick your ass but as of last week im not anymore
  • 5 0
 k well i have never heard of "do you suck the blue ovals dick?" in my life. its only degenerate cocksuckers like you who actually use that, and as a matter of fact your the f*ck face that probablly made it up. and i honestly dont give a shit what kind of mma you train in, for all i know you watch f*ckin hulk hogan wwf videos on youtube and call your self a fighter. i think your a pussy, and i wish you actually had the cash to fly over here and "kick my ass" becuase you wouldnt be leaving ontario the same way mother f*cker. and if you actually train in "mauy thia" maybe you should get the f*cking spelling right cuz its actually muay thai. unless mauy thia is some other form of being a bitch i dont know about, becuase according to you im not very smart.
  • 2 5
 You just keep rambling on dont you? one of those people who doesnt know how to shut theyre mouth? your in desperate need of an ass kicking, all of you little high school girls are mouthy and need to learn alittle respect. Your parents obviously did a terrible job raising you to be so arrogent, oh well i guess they were probably out doing coke from hookers and drinking all day. You are the type of person that will be building houses for a living and cleaning rest-stop bathrooms all you life, while being a virgin until you too repeat the ways of your parents and buy a hooker for a few hours. Oh and remember, when your parents are trash so are you and thats all you'll amount to, trailer trash
  • 4 0
 haha your such a bitch buddy. first of all you, you started running your bitch little mouth before me. if your to retarded to realize that then scroll up a bit and read your bitch comment. second of all, your apparently 17...so your a high school bitch too. unless your a drop out, which wouldnt suprise me becuase faggits dont end up anywhere in their lifes other then participating in carnivals and shoving dicks up there ass. tbh, i feel sorry for your parents. any person who has to raise a child knowing that its a pussy faggit will probablly feel pretty ashamed. i know that if i was your daddy, you would have been orphaned out a long time ago. but thats just me...for all i know you have 2 dads who choose to adopt you...and maybe your real parents did know you were gay, and gave you to these faggits.
  • 1 4
 haha your funny i just completed high school in pure math, pure science, pure english and pure social. So if you would like to keep playing the retard game then keep going. But I dont need to waste my time with little babies like you. If i was your father i would have beat you like a rented mule because of your disrespect. Keep running your mouth or grow up
  • 4 0
 funny i dont disrespect my parents, or anyone who is a half decent person. you on the other hand, are just a cocksucker who doesnt deserve my respect. im just bragging about ford much like i usually do, and then like 6 months later you ask me if im a cocksucker? yeah im the one who needs to learn some respect. how about f*ck you faggit.

im 16 and in grade 11...your apparently 17, so i dont beleive for a minute you got some "pure math skills" much like i dont beleive for a second you know any type of MMA, or have ever rose your fist to anyone/anything but your cock, due to the fact your probablly a scrony peice of shit with no balls, and could get run by a 2 year old. i still think your a pussy ass faggit, and quite frankly i dont even know why you are still talking, becuase you are just making yourself look like an E-thuging piece of shit, which you are anyways, so i guess it doesnt really matter.

i also find it funny that you keep bragging about yourself...are you that full of it? whats next...NASA just hired you to go to mars? watch out aliens...this guy will do some chop suey on your ass and then work your brain with some hardcore math questions...
  • 4 0
 trunkmonkey12 is just angry because he comes " Short Between The Legs "
  • 3 0
 he just needed a place to drain his vag....perhaps i shouldnt have been so vulgar.
  • 1 0
 ya i guess so...
  • 3 2
 Not so sure....maybe you can fine something about that on motor trend.com.
  • 5 3
 the ultimate fag house
  • 6 4
 hey srry dude fords r the way to go
  • 2 0
 they are!!!
  • 3 4
 in the 2001 f 350's you need to take the cab off to get the motor out and dodge kick's all ass
  • 3 3
 srry dude dodge stand for dont over drive gutless engins hahah
  • 2 0
 unless its a cummins, which really isnt dodge anyways.
  • 2 0
 dodges fall apart driving down the road!!!
  • 5 6
 F_O_R_D Fucks-Only-Rusty-Dicks
  • 5 4
 aw thats cute.....wait until your old enough to drive one, then talk.
  • 1 5
flag lovenorco (Dec 6, 2009 at 16:04) (Below Threshold)
 i have drivin a ford there kinda cool when the turbo kicks in but there still a ford when was the last time you drove a chev?
  • 2 3
 ur 13, so idk how you could drive at all....and i drove IN a chevy yesterday.....the last time i drove a chev was about 2 months ago.







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