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 So here's my dream: Cricket is a game i hate the most, seriously. So I dream that all the riders of the world get together.. with buldozers, spades, shovels etc and ofcourse with their bikes... and maybe shot guns.. just incase.
Dig up the whole stadium build your own bike stadium. and ride whenever you feel like.
There will surround sound system playing all good track whole day.. and one big ass LCD playing cycling videos etc.
there will be no entry fee, no passes nothing.. if you have a bike.. just get in.. and enjoy till you are dead tired.
This should be done everywhere.. wherever cricket stadium exists.
The park will have everything that one need to live..so if one wants.. they can spend rest of their lives here cranking.. and optional grave yard, if they want to get burried here.
Big bike shows, any kind of mountain biking event... from BMX to freeride.. to trials..will be held here everymonth.
So what you guys & girls think about this?
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 OMG BEST PHOTOSHOP EVER !!!! Razz
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 I say big shows every sunday sunday sunday.!!!!!
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 awesome man, you could just pass on the graveyard part Razz Oh and BTW, the 'big ass LCD' should not only play some cool vids, but also show the riders in the stadium if they pull off a wicked move, so that anyone could become a star for a moment Big Grin
  • 4 0
 1 guy is bailing sooooo bad:P
  • 6 0
 Awesome, the bit on the boundary at the bottom is hilarious.
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flag ashperry (Sep 16, 2009 at 6:49) (Below Threshold)
 someoen has no life
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 LOL at the bottom middle, of the dude showing his wang to the swedish chick.
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 HAHA yea its the best part!
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 lol i saw that Southern that is my claim to fame, got 100+ props Big Grin i totally agree with the pic too i would definatly help
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 lol that guy was on a POD Razz
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 you forgot the babes man
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 i like how that guy at the bottom of the screen is showing that chick his dick
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 i cant believe that theres people who will give out millions, sometimes even billions, to build a big waiste of space stadium, yet nobody will give out a few dollars to help somebody make a bikepark that wont get wrecked by a bunch of council workers. cricket is a waiste of money, time and life. btw nice pic man
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 You could probably get some sponsers for this, cause all that equipment will cost quite a bit. Though the building part could all be voluntary since they'll all be riders Razz
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 they have cricket staduims wtf hahaha i hosnetly dont even know what it is like i know its a game and stuff but wtf people watch that stuff isnt it kinda like a lawn game rich people play
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 i play it and im poor as shite. its not a game for people with no balls. i know a guy who can bowl a ball faster than a car on a motorway. you have to have a big juicy pair of balls too face that even with protection. but im all for the mountain bike stadium Salute
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 is it kinda like lawn bowling? i honsetly dont kno what it is haha
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 your american i understand. you basically bowl the ball. throw it at the batsman ( a dude with a square basball bat) then he trys to hiit it. when he hits it he runs between one side of the lil light brown thing in the middle to the other. each time he runs to one side he scores one point.
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 ohhh that sounds kinda fun to do but boring to watch kinda the same thing as with curling i cant watch it but i looks like it woulkd be a blast
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 lol. only fat old men with no hair watch it. but yeh is awesome to play
  • 3 0
 vineet , buddyy !! i totally agree wid you big time bro !! CRICKET SUCKS..ITS SUCH A SHITTY SPORT. MY VOTES FOR YOU ! and oh! great photoshop work !
  • 5 0
 hahaha awsome
  • 3 0
 that would be rad it kind of reminds me of the track in cornwall with all the different things to do in different areas
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 I like the guy flashing the swed, very creative lol.
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 REGARDING THE IMAGE - cool! good job, the image expresses the biking event very well.

REGARDING THE MESSAGE: I don't want MTB to become one of those sports like cricket, soccer, football or hockey that thrive on most pathetic specimens of men which thrive on 6-packs, TV, couch and a life motto "I thought I told you to shut up!". I prefer to be called a freak or idiot trying to kill himself in the woods on a bicycle more expensive than a car. So I am affraid what you are trying to do here is to make MTB a cricket...

REGARDING CRICKET, FOOTBALL: I believe that massive sports like football are great in terms of being a sport that kids or mature humans can train instead of doing cr**, but I hate them for the commercial machine that runs them.

Being a fan of a sport that you don't practice your self is a onanism.

Being a fanatic of one is a f*ggoty sado-maso, fecalfetish self-rape

And a massive majority of fans don't practice it...

(2 of the above statements apply also to bikeforums nerds)
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 dont take this too seriosly
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 pod
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 i didnt even know there were such things as cricket stadiums...
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 Unfortunately there are many cricket stadiums.. and they must be destroyed.
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 Very good photoshop, but i like bikes and cricket so.. Razz
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 hahahahahah!ATTN 2 Details...hahaha!
  • 1 0
 hey is the big dirt part on the right Folsom Bikepark??? It looks exactly like the old version of it.
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 sweet I can get some shotgunsSmile just in case heheh
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 just think
everyone in Poland has his own tank in his bakcyard Big Grin
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 Haaaaaahahahaha...now 4 a while I am spechless...I agreeeeeeee!keep it real man!two high fives!4 a dream and PShop.
  • 3 0
 vineet for president!
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 LOL! Do any other Australians recognise Ryan Agnew with his pants down, at the bottom middle?
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 lol yeah man
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 i love this idea
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 yeah fuck cricket
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 the girl with bike from sweden and this guy is perfect ahahahhaha
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 I'll bring a shovel
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 I love cricket. Im not just saying that because Australia just went the whole summer undefeated.
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 hahah guy in the middle is eatin it real hard
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 Sachin Tendulkar wont be happy:P
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 let him be !!!!
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 well if the west indies play good enough u guys wont need a feild any more:P
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 is that the MCG
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 one of thoese are my local bike park
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 CUNT
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 maattee mattee u messed up big time WERS THE MOTO X
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 steeeker !!!!!!!!
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 what about the bitches?
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 people only don't like cricket because it requires patience. cricket is not for the small minded.
  • 7 0
 well I'd say that a good game for me is one that requires spontenaity... and cricket does not allow that.. between each ball you have too much time to preconceive and plan and it looses the true anticipation of many other sports... and the space is too limited... and the span of action vs the in-between-time is just not balanced for me... I'd rather build jumps and a slopestyle course and serve beer and popcorn on the weekends while our riders are sendin' it!!! :-D
  • 1 4
 this is gay
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