This is hands down the best worded buy/sell ad of all Pinkbike history. Champ. Seriously, lowballers are scum.
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This is hands down the best worded buy/sell ad of all Pinkbike history. Champ. Seriously, lowballers are scum.

15 Comments

  • 14 0
 dkidd always does the best ad descriptions.
"No trades (every time you ask, god kills a little african kitten) price is non-negotiable. So no lowballs."
"No trades, no lowballs, no I dont want your huffy bmx, your xbox with 3 COD games, your 120cm snowboard, or your pet ferret."
  • 6 0
 Yo, I would totally trade my bike for a ferret and a 120 cm snowboard!!
  • 4 0
 lol

Apparently any lowballers will be kicked in the genitalia by an angry Asian midget.
  • 6 0
 I bet he'll still get people offering him a ps2 and 15games, or a hoffman custom bmx.
  • 6 0
 He'll 100% get lowballed. lol
  • 1 0
 Hahahaa! " I'll offer you £500?"
  • 3 0
 Pretty solid, nice and simple, and to the point.
  • 1 0
 If I ever sell anything, I will use similar wording on my ad. As bonfire said, simple and to the point.
  • 1 0
 I'm pretty sure an add of mine is threatening lowballers with a pellet gun to the back of the neck (it f*cking hurts)
  • 2 0
 lol nice
  • 1 0
 He's asking to be offered 2500.
  • 5 0
 Or $1800, a PS3 (with 3 games), a kitten, and a ball of tape
  • 1 0
 I'd take that but only if the kitten came with food
  • 1 0
 The kitten comes with enough food for the week. No more, no less.
  • 1 0
 thats great!

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