Wish I could wake up with a smile when it's raining like these lads! Instead of punching the pillow and yelling "WHY!" Sweet setup.
Dear Santa I would like an abandoned warehouse and 40ton of dirt for christmas please... and a shovel / Bobcat. Also, if you could russell up a half pipe and a rockclimbing wall too, that would be sweet. I've been real good this year and only touched myself a few times... :o)
Dear Little Johny,
Not many people know that Santa suffers badly from Dyslexia- he normally pays for us Elves to go through the letters but the current economic climate means that he is doing a lot more of the work himself. He has done his best to fulfil your wishes but I'm afraid there has been a mistake on processing your list. He has instead arranged a visit to your local Whorehouse to meet a 40tonner who will happily let you, bob and russell up her dirt pipe. Not quite what you wanted but we know that you lied about touching yourself so it's going to have to do.
Santa's Little Helper
the outside of this warehouse is probably crappy and run down, but like my mom always told me... its what is on the inside that counts! and this inside is beautiful!
Sweet setup.
Dear Santa
I would like an abandoned warehouse and 40ton of dirt for christmas please... and a shovel / Bobcat. Also, if you could russell up a half pipe and a rockclimbing wall too, that would be sweet.
I've been real good this year and only touched myself a few times... :o)
Love little johny