I think you mean "look like every other wrinkly old bastard while the tattooed dudes look awesome".

 errrr, nope, I meant what I said. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against tattoos (I've got 2 myself, and body piercings) but I've got plenty of older friend who's tatts have gone way out of shape and faded (some so badly that you can't tell what they are supposed to be). So I stand by my first statement.