I will welcome dirt and mud into my life with open arms. Because I believe dirt makes the man. I will treat grit and grime and grease and sweat as evidence of time well spent. I will know that the dirtier I am, the better my day must've been. I will take pride in my dirt tan. And I will take pity on those who would trade awesomeness for cleanliness. I will wear my filth proudly. It is a badge of honor.