I have my security lisence, a police foundations diploma, and plenty of experience on a high profile site I would like to apply for the head of security position at goat path
Just a heads up, your main duties will include; killing and burying poachers, guarding the hotbox shed, guarding the building (and possibly killing/burying thieves), and most importantly guarding the garden from pests. Some light watering and digging might also be required of you. Hazards include bugs, and cougars (NOT the hot older women kind of cougars).
Wait so I tell you what I need I'm needy I say whatever is good and I'm not qualified? I may be needy but you sir are more complicated, confusing, and all over the place than my x girlfriend.
Here at Goat Path, we are needy and irrational. Basically like every other boss you will ever encounter. Difference is that we have jumps and are cooler than them. Oh, and motorcycles. LOL.