for the cranks?

sorry, i dont. clapforcanada would though.

 from what i hear they're strong as fuck. we'll find out.

 indeed we shall.

 you can tell the condition of my bike from a picture of the chainguide?...

you're either a wizard or a stalker.

 for $18 brand new, i couldn't not get it.

 Dude, those chainguides are sick...they never failed me once and simplicity wise they are wayy better than the modern ones out there.

 at least i can keep a bike... i still fail to see how you can judge the condition of my bike from a picture of the chainguide.

 It's funny, you tape up your bike and stuff to protect it, which is the smart thing to do. Everyone else is just dgaf'ing and just let their frame go to absolute waste, the stupid thing. Some time down the road you and me will still have pristine frames free of dents, scuffs, scrapes, etc. Then, I love it when you see those people selling those absolutely destroyed frames from all the rock strikes/dents over the year, yet it was the easiest thing to prevent. Speaks volumes of a person's capability to think down the road...

If you want me to make you a custom DT guard out a sheet aluminum let me know! Just put some 3m tape on the bottom, then put velcro over it and slap the DT guard on tharrrr.

 Actually it's there because i flipped the bike over one day and realized i put two dents in front of the BB.

 Insert "Facepalm.jpg"

Yeah putting tape over it actually helps spread out structural stress away from the dents.... But really, I'll make you one and it'll look clean.

 No, tape prevents more dents from occuring...

 Bro wtf are you on.

WE ALL KNOW WHEN YOU WRAP TAPE AROUND DENTS YOU ARE REALLY TIGHTENING/COMPRESSING THE TUBING SO MUCH THAT STRESS LOADS MITIGATES TO OTHER SECTIONS OF THE TUBING. Duh.

Frame building, design, and theory 101.

 I really hope you know I was joking..

 I'm never buying another E-13, their CS sucks and their warranty policies are comical. using a non-approved chainlube voids your warranty, seriously?

 I've never had problems with E13 cs, they're always very nice about stuff and gave me a free taco!

 they almost refused to warranty circes one until she flipped a bitch at the sea otter.

 Have you personally had issues with them?

I guess it's just easier to get warranty up here because everyone is super chill.

 They weren't at all helpful when I wanted to them about their guides. (in person at AT's showdown)