oh word, thanks man. im never going there again ahah

 I actually just got a job working there. Why don't you wanna go back?

 $8 for a regular 20" tube seems ridiculous. Id just rather go to walmart and buy 3 for that price next time

 One of my friends said the exact same thing. haha

 i switched it out in the parking lot and a few guys testing out the bikes they were fixing looked wicked pissed staring at me haha

 bertha may have a moustache and be a big bitch, but she sure is pretty

 If you're having trouble getting laid, all you've got to do is say, "But, miss, if you'll kindly direct your attention to the front of my vehicle you will note that there is a mustache. You are now legally required to offer up your vagina."