kidding of course ---- l did run over a squirrel once while bike riding --- little bugger ran right in front of me and l had no time to react. thud -- thud went the tires ---- it flipped me off with it's tiny little finger then ran off.
Was on a group ride at specialized hq one time aznd a guy riding a tricross ran over a squirrel and the bastard got caught in the spokes and then flung thru the fork and about 30 yards out in front of us. Pretty damn funny. Sorry squirrel.
bunny hopped a huge black snake on my fixie --- bunny hopping a fixie is frikin not easy --
night ride once --- had a bat flying about 2 feet in front of me for what seemed like forever --- had enough time to ask to my brother, who was riding with me, if he could see the bat too.
night ride -- on a Rails To Trails path --- l'm riding and for a long time l hear the clippity -clop of something big. it was a deer running right next to me for at least 100 yards.
that's about it for my run-in's with wild critters.