RichPianabol on Pinkbike

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Apr 22, 2016 at 17:17

Apr 22, 2016

RichPianabol redbullbike's article

Apr 22, 2016 at 11:20

Apr 22, 2016

Qualifying Highlights Video - Cairns DH World Cup 2016

sorry, but my dick does hang 5% lower than my ball sacks. I'm very gratified from my experience last night

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Apr 22, 2016 at 10:53

Apr 22, 2016

Qualifying Highlights Video - Cairns DH World Cup 2016

On my way home from my 2nd 16 hour arm workout and having 5 meals at ben & jerry's, I dreamt of one day meeting the infamous Richardo Panini and having the opportunity to share the 5% intimacy between us fellow lifters. Crawling into bed, I quietly whispered, "With you in my mind, Ricky, one day my dick will hang 5% lower than my balls." While slowly falling asleep with my 60th protein shake by my bedside, I heard the bedroom door creak open. Soon a smile crept onto my face as i felt a sharp poke up my rectum from a 5cc needle injecting anabolic steroids. In a quiet, masculine voice I heard Lord Pianabol whisper, "Rich is love, Rich is life." Just like that i felt the presence of my idol leave the room and i laid in my bed bewildered to feel my ball sack shrink another percent, giving me the gratification of have a true, 5% dick-ball ratio.

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Apr 22, 2016 at 10:53

Apr 22, 2016

RichPianabol pinkbikeaudience's article

Apr 21, 2016 at 17:16

Apr 21, 2016

Troy Lee Designs - UCI WC DH - Cairns Fantasy Contest

if i see a rider wearing this costume, i'll literally throw a dumbbell at his face