7 of the Weirdest MTB Instagram Accounts

Sep 27, 2018 at 15:08
by Aidan Oliver  

Love it or hate it, social media has opened up the world of mountain biking. But among all the #influencers, brands, and athletes are some ultra-weird accounts. These are our favourites. What are yours?





@shit_mtbers_wear - It's always nice to know there are dorkier riders than us out there.






@squidsontour - What caffeine-fuelled late nights getting photos & videos out does to people.






@onlymtb - Pros are people too.






@speed.police - If you've ever sped up a riding video, these guys will find you.






@unioncigaretteinternational - In case you wondered what UCI really stands for.






@outsideisfred - Not strictly MTB, but too weird for words.

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#yourbikehatesyou - Not an account, but this hashtag has some serious crimes against bikes.






Who'd we miss? Let us know in the comments


82 Comments

  • + 82
 How is bicyclepubes not here?
  • - 2
 I didn’t know about it!!! Amazing. Anything that kicks sht out of single speed fatbikes with drop bars deserves Nobel Peace Prize
  • + 6
 +10000000
  • + 7
 #whoisbicyclepubes
  • + 1
 You beat me to it.
  • - 12
flag ShempHoward (Oct 7, 2018 at 3:32) (Below Threshold)
 I liked it when I didn't see racers smoking cigarettes in their underwear with a tranny Thai whore in the background. We all knew this was going on but the visual is unnecessary.
  • - 1
 @ShempHoward: yes it was. Because void gazes into us all the time, nobody can look away forever...
  • - 5
flag ShempHoward (Oct 7, 2018 at 3:53) (Below Threshold)
 @WAKIdesigns: You can't help yourself but "nobody" is generalized gayhem.
  • - 7
flag WAKIdesigns (Oct 7, 2018 at 4:18) (Below Threshold)
 @ShempHoward: Nobody... I am of the kind who has gazed deep into it. Time and time again. I have found that nobody can. Because we are all it. You cannot escape yourself. You are bound to your darkness, My tranny Thai whore lover. I seeeee youuuuu!
  • - 1
 @WAKIdesigns: you definitely have gazed alot
  • + 1
 I was expecting dangly cupzz and micro frame bags to appear
  • + 4
 OMG. I especially like that Tahnee follows it. It's heartwarming that she still cares.
  • + 17
 bicyclepubes
  • + 5
 I like it but most of the time its way too fringe for me to even understand.
  • + 1
 Definitely needs to make the list..
  • + 13
 "Pros are people too" Haha!!!
  • + 10
 Wow. Slow day in MTB News Land.
  • + 7
 Its raining everywhere
  • + 2
 @fruitsd79: I wish it were raining
  • + 1
 Parts of Canada just broke cold temp and snowfall records for around Oct 1-2nd-ish...like -14C just 1hr west of Kamloops and 1-2ft of snow in a bunch of spots
  • + 3
 Apparently the janitor discovered that somebody didn’t log out of their computer before going home last night.
  • + 9
 Desperate times at PB headquarters...
  • - 13
flag Coppermine (Oct 6, 2018 at 10:59) (Below Threshold)
 Exactly. The first account makes fun of people wearing protection kits. Is this something PB should promote?
  • + 18
 @Coppermine: oh my God, you got way too much Fun Police branded sand in your fajina. Are you safety first kind of a guy?
  • - 4
flag Coppermine (Oct 6, 2018 at 20:55) (Below Threshold)
 @WAKIdesigns: Yes I am.
  • + 19
 @Coppermine: what was the biggest thing you ever sent? A Letter?
  • + 13
 @WAKIdesigns: Have to point out a letter is generally bigger than an email, so he beats you in that regard.
  • + 3
 @mtbikeaddict: Waki is old enough to have sent letters at some point in his life... probably to the guys (and girls) of baywatch asking for nip pics
  • + 2
 Letter huck to post box. FTW!
  • + 1
 @Boardlife69: Sendin pancakes better than Foodora!
  • + 4
 I feel like a lot of instagram accounts that at first appear to be special interest (like MTB) turn out to be just naked-girls-clickbait.. not that there's anything wrong with nakeds, it just strikes me as odd to mask the whole thing as something else.
  • + 10
 also a lot of posers with 1 photo riding a bike and 170 photos doing duckface in bibs
  • + 5
 downhill_memes for the laughs Also, Antoine Bizet posts some hilariouslly weird stuff, especially in his stories. he may like ebikes a little too much though
  • - 2
 Oh and his buddy Yohan Barrelli
  • + 6
 Check out rodeopeaunt on insta too! Always gives me a good laugh.
  • + 3
 Rodeopeanut quit weeks ago. Scrubbed the page
  • + 4
 Rodeopeanut committed suicide (not the account owner just the account itself lol). Teamweed420 is where its at.
  • + 5
 #makeinternetTeamRobotagain
  • + 5
 Who shaved that poor sasquatch from the knees down?
  • + 5
 Whatever happened to drunkcyclist? I miss those posts
  • + 3
 They got reported too many times and had to start a new page. I think it’s now drunk cyclist sux
  • + 4
 was this joke with all the pros having ciggies i dont get it
  • + 1
 guaranteed they are all non-smokers but putting a photoshopped cig in their mouths as they're cheering or riding is hilarious.
  • + 4
 @smoothjazzlines
"Get High, Stay Light"
  • + 3
 Fax us your power files!
  • + 3
 also, after getting our old account shut down for being a little too weird, but we are back as @drunkcyclistsucks
  • + 4
 A cigarette a day keeps the doctor away Wink
  • - 4
flag mtbikeaddict (Oct 6, 2018 at 22:34) (Below Threshold)
 And the undertaker close...
  • + 2
 www.instagram.com/bicyclebuzzwords
I feel like the Pinkbike community would like the marketing jargon
  • + 3
 3_dumb boiii
  • + 3
 jerryoftheday
  • + 2
 instagram.com/playmopro Guy uses playdoh to make mtb scenes ????
  • + 5
 *Playmobil
  • + 3
 Where is @thehardopen?
  • + 1
 Fo realz
  • + 2
 Saturday night sorted...
  • + 1
 Cupcakes Gaylord rider's.
  • + 1
 What happened to drunk cyclist!?
  • + 1
 I'm doing anything Pierron is doing. cig me up baby.
  • + 2
 Slyfox Moonwillow!
  • + 1
 He just reposts memes and fake news...
  • + 2
 speedpolice ftw !!
  • + 1
 Can't forget #bikeshopbingo for some good and idiocy!
  • + 1
 These are amazinglol
  • + 1
 #poorjudgementtheater
  • + 1
 @eumtb jus sayin
  • + 0
 If one doesn't have instagram account - is it a crime?
  • + 0
 Smoking( drunk yeah)
  • + 0
 Fuck social media
  • - 3
 Buzzfeed
  • + 2
 Tyrebuzzfeed
  • - 2
 smoking is good???????
  • + 21
 yup, it's UCI approved.
  • + 6
 No but funny?
  • + 0
 Smoking what is the question
  • + 3
 @pierson100: gitane most likely
  • - 4
flag Shaddy47 (Oct 7, 2018 at 5:42) (Below Threshold)
 i dont ge why the downhillers smoke, it puts their lungs in the hurt box and will reduce the sprinting time they will be able to do hahahaha
  • - 1
 Slow day eh pinkbike?
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