Video: Big Mountain Lines from Andreu Lacondeguy in 'The Utah Madre'

 all I see in that title is Puta Madre !!!

 I read this in Brett Tippie voice

 @bikingblake: are the voices in your head loud enough?

 In that case you have three adjectives, three nouns, let's hear all the dad jokes: go!

I have no dad jokes of my own, so I'm relying on you. Sad trombone...

 It is summer! Look at that first line!!! I have my steep slope lines planned out, Andreu is making me take them NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!

I love you Marcus Flossmann! Thank you for this sick Aluminum Tues. And Howie.

I owe Howie and Ray a beer.

I got into mtb because I saw Kyle Strait on a white demo 8 with chrome rims on a specialized demo.

12 years later I'm buying a used bike, Lemmy T, from Howie, all the same magazines and footage on hand that inspired me. To top it off, got to hang out with Ray and Howie!!!

And now here I am, I would die to make my bike happy taking rowdy lines. Kissing Brett Tippies ass (I have done worse, and for less, lines off hooker's tits anyone?)

Life is good. I'm stoked to be sober.

You're an inspiration. Hope your life is rad man, you're killing it in my eyes with the sobriety and family lifestyle.

No weed or boosze for six months. Next obstacle: cigarettes. Ick. Yuck. Kelly would be pissed. I've ran from the valley to the top of the falls in Yosemite (yer god damn right I'm bragging, that's a hike, not a run) so why am I still smoking?

Hugs dude. Even if you don't respond just bask in my appreciation of your inspiration. Cue some dirty jokes?

Talk to you later man

Logan

 @LoganKyleMcCallum: Logan, how are you man? Congrats on sobriety for 6 months...especially the booze!! I have nothing against it or people that drink, it's just that some of us are better off without it! If you know yourself, and realize you're living a better life sober, then keep it going! Stoked for you...thx for the props and keep shredding!!!
Cheers!
Brett
PS-Did you hear about the salesman that knocked on the door of a house? A 10 year old boy answered with a glass of brandy, a lit stogie, the remote control and a felt fedora hat on. The salesman asked, "Ummmm, is your parents home?" The boy answered, "Does it fricking look like it?" ha ha

 Just like last year. Dude disappears all of 2018, comes out and wins Rampage with one of the heaviest freeride runs ever thrown down. Can't wait to see what he has in store for this year.

 @chriskneeland: You do know Rheeder won, right?

 @MikeyMT: heheh

 @MikeyMT: I guess some would think so.

 @MikeyMT: we all know andreu won. His line was nasty!

 A B A B > ^^

 His flat look back 3's are fucking angelic.

 Was thinking the same thing, I don't know what it is but it sho' is awesome!

 Correct

 @DirtbagMatt yeah it was some dirtbag named Matt I heard....

 @MatthewYoung4: yeah he was matt, he was dirtbag and he was young

 @MatthewYoung4: LOL! If I was smart enough to hijack a FB page I’d be wealthier...

 That's some ninja shit right there.... or REALLY slick CGI.

 Dale gas loco!!!!

 The Utoh amo

 for the dust mate