Darcy Turenne Love Affair

Sep 9, 2009 at 14:52
by Tyler Maine  
Source: Darcy Turenne

The other day while I was walking through the park in Victoria with my bow and arrow, I happened to see a black and pink Dakine carry-on suitcase (the rarest kind) in the grass. After I shot it with a low-dosage tranquilizer, our connection was instant - it was love at first sight. My getaway wasn't as smooth as I hoped it would be, but I don't think anybody saw the kidnap occur. When we finally made it home, it turns out we had a lot in common! We both love biking (he's not much of a jumper though), picnics, playing piano, cooking, dancing, and spending time on the ocean. As it turns out, it was all a ploy for him to get closer to my cooler. I can't believe I could be so stupid! Love is blind I guess...

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95 Comments
  • 79 7
 she's hot...
  • 35 6
 I agree..
  • 9 1
 fitt
  • 16 0
 i wish i were the bag...
  • 4 0
 oh man.....
  • 3 4
 she's a babe
  • 7 0
 I'm blue. None girl love me so much Frown
  • 1 1
 Elbows to pointy/10
  • 28 0
 My buddy, Samsonite used to be madly in love with Darcy till she started seeing this new "douche" bag. Frown
  • 24 1
 My daughter thought the ad was "kinda crazy funny". She's 6. My thought was, ookaayyy, this is weird, and the point is....Dakine, its a bag, that you can take anywhere, love it, use it, abuse it, and it'll leave you in end????? What???
  • 1 1
 To me it seems like its the kind of advertising that says 'buy this bag an women will flock too you'.
  • 18 1
 I had this exact dream about Darcy.....except I was the bag.....but I had fewer zippers and was far less functional.
  • 2 0
 well played sir, well played.
  • 1 0
 ahaha
  • 11 0
 lol man i can't believe people sometimes. This video made me laugh, its awesome to see she's got a sense of humour, pretty much the point of it all! Darcy u rock !
  • 13 4
 I wont complain, shes pretty cute. Cute womanly pro riders are few to come by so if they make a ridicules video, Ill watch it. Id rather watch that then a video then some dumb spill made by a 12 yearold. No offense to 12 yearolds.
  • 10 2
 Wilson.......... Darcy i will be your bag. ha
  • 5 0
 Stupid bag, Darcy is so much nicer then the cooler. Actually she it a great person, had a few email conversations with her and she is very personable and has a good sense of humor
  • 3 0
 I got to play chauffeur for Darcy and Stephanie during slope sistair weekend they both have a good sense of humor and are just cool people.
  • 5 0
 That relationship was doomed from the start. How could Darcy think that love was going to flourish between them after she kidnapped him in the first place?
  • 4 0
 i wouldnt be upset if she kidnapped me
  • 5 0
 It's not uncommon for kidnapped victims to create a bond with their kidnappers after a long period of time in captivity.
  • 6 0
 "Stockholm syndrome."
  • 1 0
 awesome vid!
  • 1 0
 Hmm, she doesn't take much thought in the fact her shirt was quite low cut when she was stocking her 'pray'. Im not staying its a bad thing but pointing it out there. Dakine makes good backpacks, I've got one myself, amazing and good video!
  • 2 0
 Maybe she's hoping that Pinkbike readers aren't all a bunch of horny little kids. Wishful thinking, if you ask me.
  • 1 0
 Since when does Pinkbike sensor the Comments section so aggressively ? There are a lot of comments missing today that where placed yesterday !! Hey , if people don't like it then they are entitled to say it .... or not ??? Not impressed !
  • 11 7
 Darcy is absolutely awesome girl Smile
  • 2 0
 i'd be happy to get shot with a low-dosage tranquilizer, for an instant connection. and i am MORE than willing to be kidnapped by darcy!
  • 1 0
 Ahhhhh... This is why we love that Darcy coaches for COC. We get to hang out and ride with a girl who has mad skills, and is funny as hell. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... we know... she's cute.
  • 2 0
 Funny vid, Darcy is so cute! That vid kinda brings back memories for me, I proposed to my wife at Beacon Hill Park on a beautiful summer day last year!
  • 3 0
 xD
she really love that bag!!!
tup
  • 2 0
 Wow. She is really cute. Check out her site. Some great pics.

www.hellodarcy.com
  • 1 0
 Okay, at first I was like... What? Then Darcy is cute, so I'll give it a shot. In the end I was laughing. Good job on the spoof vid.
  • 4 1
 Its pretty funny, obviously meant to be over the top cheesy and silly.
  • 2 0
 yah for sure! stop arguing about how "ridiculous" this is and just laugh at it. now if this was VOD then you could argue. and most likely yes dakine did pay pinkbike to post this on the front page you can usually get what you want with the right amount of cash
  • 2 0
 Agree, that was awesome scripting/editing/acting. Great job! (Thanks for a good laughter at work on Friday.)
  • 6 0
 This video was made by Darcy and some of her friends. It received no budget from anyone and we chose to play it because it is funny and shows that she's got a great sense of humor and is very creative.
  • 3 0
 I think she did a great job. She is repping her sponsors very well, targeted at the precise demographic they're after with a female rider.
Great piece of guerrilla marketing. And pretty clever all around.
A+
  • 1 0
 that bag is crazy, if i were kidnapped by a cute girl that wanted to go biking and have picnics, i wouldn't run off with a silly cooler! lol, grate vid, made me laugh
  • 1 0
 I want that song. Can't find the lyrics listed anywhere. Any idea who this is?
  • 1 1
 hehe rozbawił mnie ten film, zwłaszcza moment jak jedzie na rowerze trzymając w lewej ręce jadący plecak..... dośc oryginalnie..
  • 2 0
 ok guys... choose one for picnic and ride day: Darcy or Rachel Atherton?
  • 2 0
 that's a hard one but i'd have to go with Darcy she's from really close to my home town so ye
  • 2 0
 Oh god dude, no contest, DARCY.
  • 3 0
 LOL Big Grin
  • 1 0
 LOL!! That was hilarious. Nice work, Darcy. Still chuckling...
  • 1 0
 nice. Don`t be too serious
  • 1 0
 wow man my house is like two blocks away from the dirtjumps in the vid
  • 1 0
 thats a messed up video but shes hotSmile
  • 1 0
 Super cute But Pink Bike compression and download sucks for me!
  • 1 0
 Darcy makes watching "ride guide" even that much better.
  • 2 0
 LOL Big Grin
  • 2 0
 what is the music???
  • 1 0
 random? and was she riding a 4-hun?
  • 1 0
 Yes she is on a 4Hun hard tail.
  • 2 1
 If she were to kidnap me I know I wouldn't leave her.
  • 1 0
 dude This video was Great.. I LOVED THIS VIDEO! Well done!
  • 1 0
 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm darcy!
  • 1 0
 Dakine makes awesome packs..... I will not buy a pack from anyone else.
  • 1 0
 why would anyone think this is anything but a joke?
  • 2 0
 what song is this???
  • 1 0
 I wish i was that suitcase...
  • 1 0
 LMFAO, that was funny at hell. Good job!
  • 1 0
 wow ...that was too much for my brain on saturday
  • 1 0
 She came to my school last year... It was the best part of the year
  • 1 0
 she can shoot me with an arrow anytime!
  • 1 0
 that's just silly, I love it!
  • 1 0
 she moves better on their bike:-)
  • 5 5
 Anyone know the tune? Its pretty good.
  • 4 0
 ya i was wondering that to
  • 1 0
 Lights on - John and Anne You can download the EP on amazon or insound.com
  • 1 0
 Good lord she is cute.
  • 1 1
 Why is she so fkn hot? She makes me grit my teeth...
  • 1 1
 BTW, sounds like Peter, Bjorn, & John...
  • 1 1
 why can't it be more girls like here
  • 1 0
 so pretty Smile
nice vid!
  • 1 0
 wtf lol
  • 1 0
 lol
  • 1 0
 She's got it.
  • 1 0
 ha ha, that's funny!
  • 1 0
 Anyone know the song? Smile
  • 1 0
 Sweetheart........
  • 1 0
 "NOOOOOOO!" =)))
  • 1 0
 darcy is hot lol
  • 1 0
 That's hilarious!!
  • 1 1
 "Peace, he's gone."
  • 9 10
 darcy is hot Razz (Y)
  • 25 28
 Hahaha gotta love Darcy!! I like it cause its so silly!
  • 13 0
 Oh that Darcy!!! She's such a character!!!
  • 3 0
 haha yea. and with a great smile... does she have any other random videos?
  • 34 5
 wish i was the back pack
  • 1 0
 not the only guy wishing that...
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