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Mar 4, 2017 at 0:09
Mar 4, 2017
I Say "E-bike", You Say... - Sea Otter 2016
I urinate on your derailleur, and spray silicone on your cardigan, I will defecate on the hood of your shiny BMW while crabs the size of cockroaches crawl around your balls and eat, as I delight in the bloody piles that torment you. May the acid of a thousand Ebikes corrode your gears and the arrogant "my trails" stance that permeates the purists state of mind.