Press Release: HandUpThe pinnacle of Shortie Dungarees. The Hercules of Half length pants. The only clothing item in existence that says “I really just don’t care“, while simultaneously being the coolest thing in your closet... The Humble Jort. Of course, in Handup fashion these are no rigid, raw denim leg traps. We added enough flexibility to carelessly throw your leg over the saddle or even somersault into a full split. Ride, hike, mow the lawn, and DEFINITELY crack a beer in the all new limitless, Super Stretch Jorts.
Here's what makes these both a fashion statement and a go-to adventure short:
- 4-Way Super Stretch Denim, Built with limitless Comfort and Durability in mind.
- Belt loops for your stamped, Genuine Leather Belt with Bottle opener belt buckle
- Standard zipper fly
- 2 Standard back pockets for wallet, bubble gum or other valuables
- Cut to length, right above the knee
- NOTICE: Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry
These Super Stretch Jorts can be found here: https://handupgloves.com/collections/all-bottoms. Price, $43.
"Yes! We are all individuals" (Crowd of idiots)
"How are you feeling today?"
"I'm gruntled, thanks for asking."
Genius.
"Shh... Shhhh. Shhhhh..."
There is one advantage to a specifically designed MTB short though (if it has this) - thicker anti-wear material in the saddle area. I've seen "cycle shorts" that didn't have this and wore quickly, and I've seen non cycle shorts that lasted forever for MTB simply because the material was thicker. The biggest issue with "Non-Cycling" shorts is they are usually too baggy and not enough stretch. Can't tell you how many shorts I've turn the crotch out of because they didn't stretch.
ride them as is or cut them where you like.
"Hand Up All Bottoms"
Not my bag baby.
The for those who just don’t care...that’s cringe ad placement for sure.
My best shorts: pair of Altura baggies from charity shop, brand new , £2.50, winner.
On the other, “Look at all these features we’ve added”.
Pass thanks.