Cinnabon U Want - Video

Feb 10, 2016 at 3:35
by Pinkbike Staff  

Mike Giese displays the versatility of the Push Industries ElevenSix rear shock on his trusty Evil Insurgent, and suitably tears apart the trails in this eye watering edit.

Evil Insurgent

MENTIONS: @PearlescentMedia / @evil-bikes / @ride100percent


  • 108 0
 Either that' some REALLY fast riding or he's in clear violation of the 3 second rule.
  • 16 11
 What's the 3 second rule?
  • 11 1
 ha. funny.
  • 13 1
 Watching this I was going to post a judgemental comment about videos that are all about how 'rad' the rider is - and that littering and colour-coding rims and shoes is really lame. Then I heard myself and thought - shut the f*ck up and enjoy life granddad!

Bummer that he ripped the alloy thread out of the end of his SixC cranks - warranty repair job??
  • 24 0
 I though it was 5 seconds?
  • 5 4
 no its defo 10
  • 16 0
 Depends what it is, and where you drop it...
  • 3 0
 deffinately 5 seconds!
  • 4 5
 I'm with @iian on the where you drop it. If it hits the bathroom floor it's done......and don't give me that look, we all take food into the bathroom (at home anyway).
  • 2 0

Hey granddad, he snapped the carbon arm where the SS inserts are. He's probably put those cranks through some gnar before this video and the cranks decided to break during a shoot. If he is given parts from RF, we will never hear or read if those cranks were new. There have been a couple pictures of this type of break on these specific cranks, but it's not common, it's just abuse.
  • 1 0

Took to long and couldn't edit OP. Took this from the video....
  • 2 0
 There's some truth to the 3/5 second rule boys! Check it out
  • 67 6
 convinced... i dont want those cranks :-)
  • 7 0
 Absolutely not at all
  • 14 4
 First Direct mount SIXC crank I've seen snap!
  • 9 27
flag RedBurn (Feb 10, 2016 at 6:14) (Below Threshold)
 raceface carbon is WEAK!!!! a friend of mine broke his bar right in 2 pieces while riding .... dont trust that please. go chester (alu)
  • 11 0
 Was it the pedal axle or the crank, though? I can't make it out from the picture.
  • 14 0
 Cinnabroke right there.
  • 12 0
 @mazze Looks like the pedal axle tore out of the crank itself ripping the hole open. So the crank failed I think
  • 2 5
 It's those shoes I don't want!
  • 4 5
 I had a pair of those cranks. All of the chainring tabs failed on me simultaneously while deep in the woods. Sold the warranty pair immediately.
  • 3 0
 Yea never seen those snap! Its terrifying to think this happens now.
  • 9 0
 @sngltrkmnd No you didn't have those cranks, because they don't have any chainring has a removable spider/chainring
  • 2 3
 @dugglesthemuddled The older model sixc had tabs and they did indeed snap off, was quite common with a ring mounted bash guard. They have been around for 6+ years... how do you not know this?
  • 4 1
 You are correct that the older ones had tabs, but my original statement stands - you did not have these cranks.
  • 1 2
 @dugglesthemuddled I had the set with tabs so....our original statements still stand?
  • 3 2 your original statement implied you had the crank in this video..which you did not...
  • 1 0
 And I'm just sitting here with my XO carbon cranks... equally as scared.
  • 3 0
 @Clarkeh don't you worry... There is no reason to be equally as scared with your XO's. You should be thrice as scared.
  • 49 0
 Convinced... I want a helmet Sherpa!
  • 31 6
 "Buy our awesome rear shock!"

*First corner, rear loses traction, Crash*

I know they're very good shocks but made me chuckle
  • 21 5
 Didnt notice the pedal broke off the crank arm, huh?
  • 29 1
 i assumed that was a result of the crash, not the cause
  • 4 0
 Yep, it seems like the right crank arm was oriented upwards, backwards, or in between when hitting the ground. So the damage comes from the crash
  • 28 1
 But how did he ride through that snow without a fat bike?
  • 10 0
 CGI obviously
  • 25 0
 @benarper, not a climb switch. It's the music switch mate. Very handy.
  • 13 0
 C'mon Push, when's the $299 (cdn!) version coming out?
  • 19 0
 Hell will never get that cold.
  • 7 1
 Really cool idea but a shock that costs 1200 US ?!??!?!?!??! I'd rather put that money towards a complete bike!!!
  • 3 0
 I think the correct answer is Fox DHX2
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  • 4 0
 Love that DEVO song. I've been waiting for a video with it, but thought it would have a girl in it and not a dude eating food off the floor and killing that trail so wellSmile
  • 5 0
 I didn't know it had a climb switch!!!
  • 12 1
 its not a climb switch. It actually has 2 different rebound and compression circuits. So you can set the shock up with 2 very distinct settings and then switch between the 2 with that switch. so you can have a setting more suitable for climbing and one more biased to descending or jumping or whatever.
  • 5 0
 Just came for DEVO
  • 2 0
 If you're tossing a pancake and it gets stuck to the ceiling, does the 3 second rule still apply?
  • 3 0
 For sure. Ceilings are usually cleaner than floors unless you live in a cave or a mud hut.
  • 2 0
 I at 2 cinnamon rolls before i prerode for an XC race.... did not go so well.
  • 3 0
 Awesome edit!
  • 1 0
 I think he was fast cos he threw the food away. Otherwise it would be too much weight to carry!!!
  • 3 0
 Glad he went back for the center of it(Cinnabon), that's the best part!
  • 2 1
 decent edit, needed a b roll would've wanted to see some of the riding from a chesty.
  • 2 0
 Crazy how much more mellow those trails look on camera. #illusion
  • 1 0
 Hopefully he has trashed that crank like gazillion times before it snapped like that, otherwise i am screwed Big Grin
  • 2 0
 Great edit.
  • 1 1
 that was a mad sick edit, but jeezo! those bird noises were horribly fake haha Big Grin
  • 1 0
 the sound of crunching snow under tires gives me a hard on....
  • 2 0
 really cool vid!
  • 3 2
 Where is that trail?
  • 4 2
 Super secret location in Colorado Wink
  • 1 0
 Very Secret.
  • 1 7
flag bikerider4444 (Feb 11, 2016 at 14:46) (Below Threshold)
 Idaho Springs Dh? Secret? what planet?
  • 2 0
 @bikerider4444. You suck something fierce. Why would you just openly say that? What happened to just keeping your mouth shut?? My friends work really hard to maintain that area, and you just disrespected them. Not cool. Were we closer to each other, I would happily kick you to another planet. It would be my pleasure.
  • 1 3
 I've ridden there, people work on trails all over the place. You disrespect yourself with the words you choose to write. Secret special club? Eat a bag of dicks, what a world of people on dh bikes going to flood "your" public open land trails?
Your not cool.

Don't threaten me, threats are for kids who do in fact suck. Back at you 10, 000 percent. I can drive up to the front range to show you how to ride a bike if your feelings are hurt and want to be humbled. Oh snap. Bike throw down challenge.
  • 1 0
 As soon as you pull that dick from your mouth, get in your Prius and make the drive to Oregon for your bike challenge. I have accepted your challenge, and I will bet you don't ever show, or even try to back your offer. Little punk girls like you are all talk. I am willing to prove that to you. You have no where to go from here. Hide for the rest of your life in shame, or take your challenge and make the trek, you nutless sack of shit. I don't ever threat. I promise. Make it happen little man.
  • 1 1
 Drive to Utah at Old Rampage Site, neither of us live there, huck challenge. Put your bike where your mouth is. Huck off. Explain why your even angry again? you live CO or just talk shit on behalf of other people who may or may not be offended. I'll dress up like a punk little girl (little person)painted nails skinny jeens, goth style and all and out ride you all day long. No internet, just Huck. Bring it. Did I put the GPS coordinates, directions or location to the trails? Or just the name of the town. > Did I f*ck any trail over, NO. Again Shit talker f*ck YOU. I hide nowhere. drive half way , What, I have to drive all the way up full gas to what get "beat up by some offended dick on the internet?" Half way, huck challenge, Use your bike where your mouth is. Violence is for weak people. Aliens won't hang with you buddy. Your cocking your self all up.

I fly regularly to other planets, and violence works on none of the planets, dicks aren't allowed. So eat you're Full bag of dicks. Your words are little, like your attitude Big Dick man. Ha ha #youweaksause
  • 1 0
 I just like reading your reactions. You're funny. Dumb, but funny.
  • 1 0
 I'll take that as a No, that you are backing out and can't out huck me, clearly I win. Again.

But if I keep typing I run the risk of making you laugh more. so no more. #eatabagofdicks

Oh and go and ride the idaho springs dh trails, they are decent tech.
  • 1 0
 By "DUMB", I mean really.. Let's look at your spelling alone. "Skinny Jeens??" Nice one. I am pretty sure it is, "Jeans." Don't even get me started on the grammar. I would venture to say it is a 6th grade level at best. So how is that pizza delivery job, anyway? You are certainly a lot of talk, I will give you that. However, talking isn't riding, and I am still laughing at you. Laughing hard knowing you are so incredibly pissed off, and mildly retarded at the same time. Have fun going crazy after reading this.
  • 1 0
 I called you out 2 times to ride, not violence, you are a sub par human being, you threaten me, assume false I am angry, and You have had no Response at all to being call out to resolve this by riding bicycles. 2ndly, Fuck you I should in a perfect world, drop non violence and kick you in the head so you can understand what it's like to have head trauma. You respond to no direct argument I have written because you have no, no position, nothing, your slander is evident of your emotional development as a person, as such you threaten people then cast dispersion on them, you troll them, look in the mirror, Rider or Troll. You my friend are the latter, if you were the former, you would have said I'll drive down to a state in-between both of us and hucked this off for the internet to see who is who. So Again, Eat a bag of 10,000 of your own dicks. Clone your dick, 3 d print it, put it into a bag, and eat it. It sure does spew forth with dickish smite, or at least that's how it comes across on this medium. that is your attitude and level of respect, check yourself.
  • 1 0
 Further more, I will out ride and Huck you on A Hard Tail, SO FUCKING Bring it.
  • 1 0
 Are you for real? You still can't spell, or even write a correct paragraph. If you ride anything like you do in your videos, you have work to do, LITTLE MAN. I never threatened you. I promised you. You are an annoying little f*ck with no skills, at all, in any way. It would only take one DH race, and you would ride home to your broke ass Mom and cry about how much you suck. Once again, I am seriously laughing AT YOU. Have fun being so upset and threatened, you weak excuse for a human. You're a major disappointment to your Mom (because you are pathetic), your Dad (because you are weak), and your Girlfriend (because of your small dick and annoying whining). Please reply to this, because I won't read it. At the end of the day, you broke a major rule. You discussed trails that are not yours with people who don't know about them. I built and rode in Idaho Springs for years, and still have strong ties there. You disrespected them by blabbing you fat mouth. So piss off, you dumb f*ck.
  • 1 0
 I love you. and WILL put Maps to the Idaho Springs DH trails because of you and give them to people from texas! Please one day, say 1 % of this in person, we will see who "real" people are. I know where I grew up and who is faking the funk, kids make threats, men take action.

Haha Now your Pissed, HAHA I WIN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, one dh race and I would ride home, broke, wow are you using all of your 14 year old insult skills. I have been zingged. I challange you to a huck off, you get scared and go off in another direction, where did you learn Rhetoric the portopotty ? Smooth, haha, not.

Have you ever been to War ? If you wana threaten me, be ready to stop riding that will be the result, I have less then you to care about, it's a no signature contract if you wana run your mouth in person. Please don't read this, it's too real for humans so weak they respond with anger and violence. And Eat another Bag of dicks, that again, comes out of your mouth hole.
  • 1 0
 Yes, I have been in combat. I would happily go to war with/against you. It's no big deal to wipe some punk ass little shit off this planet. I would drown you in your own blood. It's no secret, you would not be the first life I have taken... I really want to meet you now, in person, just to hear you cry for help. This is way past riding bikes now... Take your action, tough guy, SERIOUSLY!! I would be happy to get in any ring, anytime with you. Hell, I would be happy for a simple bare knuckle fight just to prove my point. You are hiding behind your computer. I will give you my address and phone number if you are serious. Come and get me. I am for real. If you are what you think you are, let's do this. I want to hurt you, badly.
  • 1 0
 This is too good! I just spoke with my bros in Santa Fe...A couple of them know you.. It doesn't look good for you. They said you were a total pussy. All talk. Can't huck to save your life... They seriously said it outloud... My day has been made.
  • 1 0
 Well, I lost my job delevering pizzea cauze of spelling and losing by typing to feed troll anger, however, I quit war and I quit sillyness like vile'ence and spelling just to allow people like you to fall on your sword of shit talking. Fighting is for weak people like you my friend, your anger is with your self. Grow the f*ck up. Kids do violence becuase their brains are yet to form completely and fire hot, your the same. Bootleg Cayon DH Race Challenge, same class for time and i'll put my pizza savings and JEENS money up as well. March 12-14th Lets DO It. Talk all you want. If you had such a anger issue in the first place why didn't you just ask me to remove saying IDAHO SPRINGS COLORADO in a PM. Why Because you wanted to be angry with someone and exert your inscurity onto others, and take offense at a "leak" of Trail information on Land that you DO NOT OWN. f*ck your 3rd grade threats. Settle it on the bike, F uck your shit talk. Please be angry more, your feeding your demise, what a waste of energy. I'm going to build jumps and ride all day like i've been doing for the past 4 months. I lose for even entertaining your troll life, I am all talk. Sure bootleg, less then 2 weeks.
  • 1 0
 Oh and don't Pull that I called somebody bull shit. f*ck you. Keep it between you and me, bringing other people into your shit troll Talk ? Really? Bring the "dh" race course challenge at Bootleg. I'll ride it on my hard tail end of story.

Lets see if you, Bring it, or be a silly "i'm a gorrilla you made me angry, pound on keyboard, feed troll belly" /

Who are your friends, people at the jumps? Or People who ride Winsor Trail slowly? Or some dude who works at a shop and didn't ride this winter? I've been riding and digging for the past 4 months, so lets say your 100% correct about my riding ability (which you are not), your still a Dick. And Eat 100,000 dicks. Hahaha Your so 14 years old! I'm stoked for your emotional maturity.
  • 1 1
 This dude is in full yeast mode?
  • 3 3
 1 minute of this was entertaining. On mute.
  • 1 0
 Killer! And DEVO!
  • 1 0
 SixC crank snap Eek
  • 1 2
 why the odd kneepads?
  • 1 0
 He has a CTi brace on his left knee.
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