Contest: Who is Chester?

Nov 10, 2015 at 16:33
by Race Face  
Views: 10,281    Faves: 56    Comments: 9


Race Face Chester images.
Race Face Chester images by Margus Riga

Race Face is stoked to announce a new addition to their flat pedal lineup: the Chester Pedal. This tough nylon composite pedal gives your feet a large, thin platform to stomp on, meaning the same grip as traditional alloy pedals with less weight. The Chester offers great performance for DH shredders through to Dirt jump senders. All at a price that leaves plenty of cash in your pocket for that round of bevies after a day of hammering out laps with the crew!

Race Face Chester images by Margus Riga
Race Face Chester images by Margus Riga
Race Face Chester images by Margus Riga

Who is Chester?

Do you want to win a set of new Chester pedals? We know you do – but there’s a price for this hook-up! We heard some of the Chester rumors and showcased them in the video above; now we need you to spill the beans on what you know about Chester! Share your juiciest ‘Chester facts’ in the comments below from November 11th - 20th for a chance to win! The Top propped Chester‘ism will get a Race Face Chester group (Chester 35 bar, stem, pedal, crankset, grip and post), the next 10 top favorited Chester facts will each score a set of Chester pedals. Plus Race Face staff will choose 2 Wildcard pedal winners. Dig deep and get creative – the world wants to know all about Chester’s exploits!

Chester Pedal - Black
Chester Pedal Colourway - Group shot

Features:
Nylon composite body
Thin and lightweight concave platform
Large platform with the same grip as traditional pedals
Replaceable steel pins (8 per side)
Cro-mo axle
Smooth and durable sealed bearing and bushing system
Fully sealed
Serviceable

Specs:
Built For: DH/FR/DJ/AM/Trail
Body Material: Nylon composite body
Axle Material: Chromoly steel
Height: 15mm – 18.4mm
Platform Size: 110mm x 101mm
Weight: 340g
# of Pins: 16 SHCS hex traction pins per pedal (8 per side)
Bearings: Cartridge bearings and DU bushings
Colour: Black, Red, Blue, Green, Orange, Yellow, Purple
MSRP: $54.99 USD

Rider: Liam Wallace
Video Credit: Connor MacLeod
Chester Pedals
Race Face


Do you want to win a set of new Chester pedals? We know you do – but there’s a price for this hook-up! We heard some of the Chester rumors and showcased them in the video above; now we need you to spill the beans on what you know about Chester! Share your juiciest ‘Chester facts’ in the comments below from November 11th - 20th for a chance to win!

Only entries in comments!

MENTIONS: @raceface / @liam-wallace / @cmac



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862 Comments

  • + 955
 I heard Chester is a new Kardashian. Light as their heads, wide as their butts, and mostly made of plastic...
  • + 74
 fucking brilliant mate
  • + 49
 how it feels to win the internet?
  • + 15
 Holy shit! You're about to overtake me! I shouldn't have propped this! Wink
  • + 7
 How DOES it feel to win the internet? You really should answer the question.
  • - 62
flag idafreerida (Nov 11, 2015 at 14:03) (Below Threshold)
 Chester is long for Chuck...........Chuck is short for Chuck Norris ...........and we all know what Chuck does.....kicks some ass!!
  • + 81
 Chester Chester the shin molester.. Cry
  • + 26
 Let's applaud batmaine for joining pinkbike today, likely for the sole purpose of poking fun at the Kardashians tup

Raceface, give batmaine all the Chester goodies. He deserves them.
  • + 4
 Chester the foot Molester- sign me up! Great price, I am tired of paying over $100 for pedals this seems like a logical solution Homies!
  • - 11
flag bikerguy957 (Nov 11, 2015 at 21:32) (Below Threshold)
 Brandon Semenuk + Aaron Gwin + Cam Zink = Chester
  • - 12
flag bikerguy957 (Nov 11, 2015 at 21:40) (Below Threshold)
 I heard Chester taught nicholi rogakin how to cassroll
  • + 8
 Chester is so old that he remembers when Dead Sea was still Sick
  • + 25
 awesome!! just joined and this is the response!! I actually thought the Kardashians were too easy, but hey, who doesn't?? Wink is there anything you can't use to poke them? A video says not! Smile a big salute to you pinkbikers from Italy!!!
  • - 5
flag emosedale (Nov 12, 2015 at 5:35) (Below Threshold)
 I heard Chester does slopestyle on a dual crown.
  • + 6
 batmaine deserves one of each color!!!
  • + 3
 Hahaha COY(commentoftheyear) batmaine you deserve all Chesters! Big Grin
  • - 8
flag angus-owen (Nov 12, 2015 at 14:44) (Below Threshold)
 Chester is a new Kardashian because I'm just not fucking interested
  • - 6
flag jamescmy (Nov 12, 2015 at 14:47) (Below Threshold)
 Chester is a new Kardashian because it's an awfully-marketed, over-hyped cover up of something which probably isn't that great.
  • - 6
flag angus-owen (Nov 12, 2015 at 14:49) (Below Threshold)
 JAMES MATE I AGREE
  • - 3
 chester taught sam hill
  • - 5
flag dropoffsticks (Nov 12, 2015 at 17:53) (Below Threshold)
 I heard that Chester invented the TMAC
  • - 9
flag owen224 (Nov 12, 2015 at 23:23) (Below Threshold)
 Chester can do a 3 whip with while running a BoXXeR and won the fox air Dh on a fixed gear
  • - 4
flag owen224 (Nov 12, 2015 at 23:46) (Below Threshold)
 Chester runs one fox 40 stanchion and one boxxer stanchion on his fork. Also legend has it that Chester beat Nino Schurter in an XC race on a downhill bike with no chain. He also taught Brandon semeunek how to cork 720
  • + 4
 See I was gonna try to enter this contest and win some pedals but I just don't see how I can follow up after the Kardashian comment above.
  • + 2
 Reads through comments. Enjoy your new components my friend...
  • + 0
 we got a WINARRR
  • - 1
 Just i want to write my brilliant story about Chester, but... no chance. Please give all stuff to Batmaine.
  • + 12
 Rumor has it that Kanye is suing Pinkbike for that first comment.
  • + 28
 how can this pedal be like the kardashians? it's a flat chester.
  • - 2
 Dude you win at life
  • - 2
 Some say chester rides two bicycles. While one bicycle is a rhino farting lightning, the other bicycle is two bicycles.
  • + 3
 Chester once threw a bar-spin, while riding his bike with no handlbars
  • + 2
 I thought of something witty and was stoked on it until I got to the comment section, read this and thought to myself 'Aww hell no, I got nothing...' after reading that comment.
  • + 2
 Well I'd say I got chestered by the looks of down props on my last comment......
  • + 1
 @redd0gg let's hear it anyways Smile
  • + 3
 Chester rawed his frame by telling the paint to leave
  • + 1
 Batmaine for the win!!!! Had one up my sleeve, Batmaines trumps it. Hilarious!
  • + 0
 nabilla ?
  • + 0
 How can thus dude not win !!
  • + 3
 @batmaine I really liked your comment. I hope you will get yourself a pair of Chester pedals.
  • + 0
 If he would write his comment from apartment in Whistler it would demolish the bike park.
  • + 243
 Chester once played Russian Roulette with a loaded semi-automatic.. And won. He is the life of parties that he has never attended. He is... The most interesting pedal in the world.
  • + 12
 Comment of the month
  • + 162
 (C)heap
(H)yped
(E)ntry-level
(S)tuff
(T)hat's
(E)nduro
(R)eady
  • + 2
 Chester is Liam wallace
  • + 42
 I heard that Chester has won the Leogang World Cup, spokeless.
  • + 8
 Chester digs shins better than Dan Atherton.
  • + 14
 chester used to be a roadie for black sabbath
  • + 0
 Chester is..................a copy of the Nukeproof Electron, he's a phoney I tell ya, that hats not even real!
  • + 7
 Chester went to jail, just so he could brake out.
  • + 3
 chester won rampage on a road bike
  • + 1
 Chester can lead Chuck Norris to water AND make home drink
  • + 5
 I heard Chester once lived in the joyride cabin
  • + 18
 I heard Chester barspined a dual crown
  • + 2
 I heard that Chester is the Race Face logo
  • + 6
 Chester once cased a jump just to know what it feels like.
  • + 3
 Chester once threw a bar-spin, while riding his bike with no handlbars
  • + 3
 when Chester hit that tree, the earths rotation momentarily stopped
  • + 207
 Chester won rampage going uphill
  • - 8
flag colemanb (Nov 12, 2015 at 14:11) (Below Threshold)
 #chesterdidntgotrobbed
#chestercantgetrobbed
#chesterwillnevergetrobbed
#chesteristheonewhorobs
#butnotyourwallet
#justeveryoneelsesstravatimes
  • + 6
 I heard that Chester made fun of 4-inch tires before rubber was invented
  • + 1
 great haha
  • + 189
 I heard that Chester rides for Paul
#irideforpaul
  • + 2
 This one should win
  • + 11
 I heard the whistler bike park charged Chester for assault because he attacked their trails
  • + 110
 Chester can divide by zero.
  • + 40
 Chester was birthed on the chairlift at Whistler. He stole a bike and accidentally won Crankworx on his way back down.
  • - 8
flag larryssman7 (Nov 11, 2015 at 21:11) (Below Threshold)
 #/0 = INF
  • + 0
 Are you Chester? ^
  • + 79
 Chester the jester, sole arrester, dirt molester, tearin up shoes and trails alike. Pumpin, jumpin, filled with stoke, shredding mile after mile on my bike. Hella grip, my shoes don't slip, these pedals kick ass with their mighty pins. My old pedals, even though they were metal, seriously sucked- look at my shins!
  • + 1
 You used to call me on my. You used to you used to You used to have me under your foot, late night when you need my grip And I know when that Chester came That can only mean one thang Ever since it was put on Chester got a reputation for itself now Everybody knows and I feel left out Got me gathering dust and got my seals out Ever since it was put on Your shoes, started sliding less and stickin' on more Got it on the bottom like a denominator Hittin' jumps that I ain't ever done before You used to you used to
  • + 3
 "Got it on the bottom like a denominator"

Dude, awesome!! That is a seriously awesome line!! tup
  • + 2
 Hahaha, thanks man!
  • + 81
 I asked my wife and she promised it will never happen again. Chester is my excuse to hit on her sister.
  • + 6
 why no upvotes? brilliant
  • + 72
 Chester. There's lots of stories about old mate Chester. Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals. Others reckon he's the spirit of enduro, can cut through tape faster than eddy, and opens his beers with his left nut. All we know is, he rides 26" and loves to party.
  • + 17
 Haha.loved the jeremy-presenting-the-stig-style comment
  • - 32
flag inovak25 (Nov 11, 2015 at 9:10) (Below Threshold)
 @miguelads thank you captain obvious
  • + 72
 I heard Chester can touch MC Hammer. But MC Hammer can't touch him.
  • + 67
 I heard Chester was running for prime minister... he had the best platform.
  • + 3
 short, sweet, and awesome!
  • + 44
 I heard that Chester is still in a committed relationship with Taylor Swift, because no matter how crazy things get, he still grips tight.
  • + 38
 Alas, poor Chester! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite hucks and manuals, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back wheelie a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. How huge those lips that I have kissed with my back wheel I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment and banners,
that were wont to set the table top on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
  • + 5
 You sir are a genius.
  • + 2
 Much thanks!
  • + 2
 Best bit of advertising prose do far Smile
  • + 38
 I watched the original Chester (the ginger ex-RF staff BMX'er) crash Bakers borrowed spare Mtn bike about 20 times in his first Squamish MTB ride and he got up smiling every time and kept charging...although Baker looked mortified! Ha ha True story. I betcha he shreds now!!
  • + 28
 Hey Brett! Some dude posted "Chester and Tippie are twins, and Chester is the funny one." Can you shed any light on this? Is this true?? Who's faster, Chester or you?
  • + 37
 Semenuk got robbed...by Chester.
  • + 37
 A Session looks like Chester.
  • + 36
 I heard Chester won the Tour de France on a Fixie.
  • + 34
 Chester broke up with Taylor Swift. And DIDNT get a song about him.
  • + 29
 Chester can cut through a hot knife with butter.
  • + 4
 good one
  • + 27
 I heard Chester's lines were too big for Remy Metailler!
  • + 5
 That's why I ride Atlas. Don't feel quiet ready for Chester
  • + 1
 Hahaha! Remy dude your line are sick as hell! That latest Whistler edit you posted was crazy! The gap to the off camber root landing...dude...that was wild.
  • + 25
 Chester is so good that he is sponsored by Redbull, Monster and Rockstar all at the same time.
  • + 24
 Chester was once sentenced to 6 months of jail time... for robbing Norbs back in 2012
  • + 25
 I heard Chester won the Tour De France.....WITHOUT DRUG"S!
  • + 24
 Chester doesn't crash, he's just high-fiving the Earth.
  • + 22
 Chester doesn't care what anyone thinks, He rides his bike how he wants, when he wants, wherever he wants. Foot out Flat Out, F*#k classification Ride your Bike !
  • + 29
 Chester's full face helmet is his actual face.
  • + 3
 chester uses his schlong for everything. he steers with it, brakes with it, eats with it...
  • + 2
 Chester won his own contest without posting a response
  • + 23
 Chester only puts Fireball Whiskey in his camelback.
  • + 7
 I know a guy who does that lol
  • + 23
 Chester is faster than Matt Dennison
  • - 1
 not only chester is
  • + 19
 I heard that Chester lies at the southern end of a 2-mile (3.2 km) Triassic sandstone ridge that rises to a height of 42 m within a natural S-bend in the River Dee (before the course was altered in the 18th century). The bedrock, which is also known as the Chester Pebble Beds, is noticeable because of the many small stones trapped within its strata. Retreating glacial sheet ice also deposited quantities of sand and marlacross the area where boulder clay was absent.

The eastern and northern part of Chester consisted of heathland and forest. The western side towards the Dee Estuary was marsh and wetland habitats.


Edit
In common with most of the rest of the United Kingdom, Chester has an oceanic climate. Despite its proximity to the Irish Sea, the temperature regime is similar to areas further inland, owing to the shelter provided by the Pennines to the northeast and the Welsh Mountains to the southwest. The nearest official weather station is at Hawarden Airport, about 4 miles (6.4 km) west of the city centre.
  • + 17
 Chester is mountain biking defined. Chester says no to bike videos with metaphors and analogies, instead he makes that video that gets you trembling with excitement to ride your bike. Chester doesn't buy into the latest fashions, he rides what works without spending money that could be better spent on beers and bitches. Chester is the screams of joy you hear from shredders as they rail berms, get wild off of jumps and clean that technical section. Chester does not cry when he crashes his bike, instead he gets back on and hits the same section harder. Chester is RAD.
  • + 21
 Some say Chester is the reason 26 still ain't dead
  • + 18
 How much money does a brand have to spend in order to get their press release comments favourably censored??? This has to be a new low point for Pink Bike editorial.
  • + 13
 Shhhh! They'll hear you!

#chestergate
  • + 20
 Chester stole your girlfriend.
  • + 15
 Chester was born at a very young age, in Hoboken. His first ride was an 1897 baby trundle. Chester grew to have the same facial features as his uncle Don, who went on to lead the "If you cant spell it, look it up in the dictionary" revolt of 1952.

At age 3 Chester coresponded with acient aliens, thus the blue print of the first tikebike.

By year 7 of chesters young life he momentarily changed his name to Edward T. Action, and dawned the "famouse extended moustache", known now simply as a beard. Exhibiting himself globaly on his infamous new fangled obsesion, the BICYCLE.

most children were twelve by the time Chester was mearly eight. Returning to his namesake and placing peddals on the BICYCLE had by most accounts revitalized his once lusterous career.

Now at the lasting event that is age 9, Chester has gone full circle. Re-re-inventing the pedal for Race Face. The most descriminating wine testers all agreed his name, and his new "tootsie platforms" would be forever as the brightest star.

The next time you see a baby trundle, remember our friend and hero Chester.
  • + 14
 Legend has it that Chester is The Stig , after Jeremy Clarkson parted with Top Gear, he gave up driving cars and leveled up to Riding Bikes because his ATLAS urged him to go to BC and he had to RESPOND to that urge. Raceface Hired him and rechristened him as Chester.
  • + 14
 I am really surprised, that you guys never heard about this man!
CHE(E)STER CHRIST the man that heals your carbon frame by only touching it.
The man that won rampage on a flatpedal, barefoot.
Che(e)ster Christ the man that gave us the wisdom: "Thou shalt love thy bikes as thyself!"

While they were eating, Che(e)ster took a carbon rim, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take it; this is my body.” Then he took the cup with tire sealant, gave thanks and offered it to them, and they all drank from it. “This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many,” he said to them. “I tell you the truth, if you will share my body and my blood, nobody will ever have a broken rim or a flat tire anymore! So, in the name of God, go out and ride your bikes, share your trails and show the world your RACE FACE!

And so we pray as the Lord has taught us:
Our Che(e)ester who art in heaven,
Hallowed be Thy name.
Thy trail come.
Thy shaping will be done on earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us today our daily ticket.
And forgive us our braking.
As we forgive those who brake in front of us.
And lead us not into cross country,
But deliver us from an evil bike.
Protect us from car drivers, broken bones
and broken chains.
For Thine is the kingdom,
The power and the Giant glory,
Forever,
Amen
  • + 15
 Chester is the voice of the people; crushed by the jackboot of the evil sponsors and executed with impunity in broad daylight by their dollar-bullets.
  • + 13
 Chester is THAT guy who masturbates late at night to Claudio's per-view runs, then thinks that by rubbing his man gravy through his hipster beard will give him good luck, single, 30year old virgin, girls death stare him, hooker's crave his cocaine stained dollar notes. his urine stinks of PBS, his bike never serviced, he rides like a hack, cool dudes point and laugh at his 2010 dirt jumper. He wears lycra pants so his junk is seen by the entire lift staff, he wears a poo brown flanny. you can knock this homeless looking mountain biker as much as you like. He don't give a fuck!!!
  • + 10
 I heard Chester won a stage of the Tour de France but was disqualified for riding a stolen full suspension fat bike.
  • + 17
 Chester doesn't backflip, the Earth just spins round him.
  • + 16
 Chester doesn't always hit trees, but when he does he hits them twice.
  • + 15
 Chester posted a '98 Nishiki in Buysell for $1700 OBO and it sold within minutes.
  • + 14
 #ChesterFact
Chester was the first pedal that won the hastag #NotMetalButStillPedaltastic
  • + 11
 Chester is a myth, a legend and some even refer to him as a god. He invented the colour blue and oozes with awesomeness, so much in fact the he can smell sounds from a mile away. One day chester even managed to lick the back of his own neck. He is so cool he makes men wet.
His farts smell like bacon sandwiches.
He has 50/50 vision.
He once done a skydive from space with no parachute
And to top it all of he can stand on an upturned plug or lego and just walk it off with out the stupid crazy hop dance.
  • + 14
 Chesters so rad he said the Canyon gap at rampage should be doubled cos it was to small.
  • + 11
 I heard that Chester was Nicole Kidmans stunt double in the original BMX bandit's movie. After dating movie stars and living the high life he now stays well away from the limelight ridng a 26" steel hardtail on the north shores steepest hardest trails!
  • + 10
 I heard people say that I'm narcissistic for wanting to grab a pair of these... But I tell them, free engraving service sounds good, so jokes on them. Plus, I've always been my own stepping stone to success, so Chester is a great metaphor for that. Chester really is awesome. Chester looks on the bright side. Chester thinks talking in third person is never egotistic. Ride on Chester! Good Job!
  • + 11
 In Chester, a person is permitted to shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow, as long as he is inside the city walls after midnight. This law still applies apparently.....

www.wearetheenglish.com/did-you-know
  • + 11
 I remember the bloody ankles & good times I had with chester in parsonsburg; back in the day on old jesse lane. We were learnin' crank flips when we decided we needed to go composite...
  • + 13
 Chester is a cheetah we found on cheese chip bag!
  • + 13
 Chester likes to Race his Face off!
  • + 9
 'Chester’ designed to harness the human biological propulsion system in which bone, tendon and muscles are a source of mechanical power acting as clutches, gearboxes creating a mortal power plant which translates into sick Race Face like.… power rage connecting you with nature, the trail the win... good ole Chester
  • + 8
 Remember Uncle Fester?
The silent jester always looking for an investor.
He cooked up the precursor to Chester with the ester of a child molester who scoffed at his zest or zeal. The final Chester we have here is the best ursus paw-like grip he concocted during his first semester as a polyamide tester at the city college of Leicester.
  • + 8
 I heard that Chester (/ˈtʃɛstər/ chess-tər) is a walled city in Cheshire, England. Lying on the River Dee, close to the border with Wales, it is the largest and most populous settlement of the unitary authority area of Cheshire West and Chester, which had a combined population of 328,100 according to the 2001 Census,[2] increasing to 329,608 at the 2011 Census.[3] Chester was granted city status in 1541.
  • + 11
 Chester is a Cheetah and is a fictional character and the official mascot for Cheetos!

#ChesterFacts #wikipedia #nerd
  • + 12
 Chester does barspins with a dual crown
  • + 9
 Poor show PB. I realise that you were put in a tricky situation here but silencing the voice of the community wasn't the way to handle it.
  • + 32
 They've actually deleted that comment didn't they.
Look PB, I'm gonna look back in a couple of days. Not that i think it's much of an impact, but if you don't return the top ranking comment that was up here (not mine off course) - I will remove myself from PB.
Manipulated forums are of no use, to me anyway.
  • + 10
 The PB community is a dangerous place...somebody up there probably should have realised this would happen. @andybobbill I noticed the post still shows on your profile man...I'd link to it but I thought I'd better let you decide! :-D
  • + 21
 Good call bliznyuk. I'll do the same.
If a website can't handle the backlash (echoed in the props of well over 100 other readers last time I saw it) from patronising it's entire readership with puerile drivel (seriously, who talks like that??) then I'm not interested in partaking any more.

It's a certain bet that a member of staff at PB or RF will be "winning" the prize anyway.

Expect comment to be deleted in 3, 2, 1...
  • - 5
flag Mattin (Nov 11, 2015 at 6:52) (Below Threshold)
 The dude played an ugly game in an awesome free give-away contest. I would have done the same if someone would sabotage my goodwill like that.
I do have admit it was a creative answer.

Well, bye bye then. Probably see you again in a week with a new username Smile
  • + 17
 No game playing here @Mattin, I just said my 2 cents and let it lie. The community made it what it became, not me!
  • + 6
 @Mattin , I don't think i'll be back under another username, because i find deleted comments an offense to the very notion of free speech forum. And, it's not goodwill, I'm sure you recognize an advertisement here? The post is sponsored.
  • + 21
 But seriously has anybody contacted the Hague yet? to report this serious breach of human rights by Pinkbike in trying to maintain the integrity of a competition for some pedals.
You can take our comments Pinkbike, but you'll never take our freedom..... to criticize pedal competitions.
  • + 27
 There is no free speech on a private internet forum. PINKBIKE is a business too.
  • - 17
flag shaowin (Nov 11, 2015 at 7:48) (Below Threshold)
 Isn't PB Canadian? So free speech isn't really a relevant point? Still poor show on there part tho
  • + 0
 Just repost the comment. I'm sure it will get up voted to the top again.
  • + 12
 @shaowin You dont think Canada has its own version of free speech? Irrelevant anyway because like I said PINKBIKE is a business. You can't say what ever you want in store/business and not get forced to leave just like pinkbike has the right to moderate their forums as they see fit.
  • + 15
 Just because they can, doesn't mean they should. I think they need to show a bit more respect for what they've created here. Surely all the PB mods and eds have seen terminator. The community is self aware and worse it is fickle and unpredictable. It's a powerful force that grows stronger by the day and one day the community will realise that its biggest threat are the very people who created it.
  • - 7
flag lkubica (Nov 11, 2015 at 10:27) (Below Threshold)
 Most probably it was Raceface putting pressure on Pinkbike. I will never ever buy any Raceface sh*t, I promise.
  • - 11
flag Mattin (Nov 11, 2015 at 10:46) (Below Threshold)
 I think it is funny how people get angry about a trolls comment being deleted. It's not like the dude would have said anything positive that's being censored so other people don't find out the truth. It was just another troll trolling. If he doesn't like being exposed to marketing he shouldn't read any cycling websites, blogs and magazines, because they obviously make their living from advertisements and marketing.
  • + 11
 Is it ok to censor points of view that you don't agree with or don't associate with? Maybe it means something to someone dude. I actually think the original comment was a positive one that was aimed against ridiculous marketing bollox and a lot of people seemed to get behind it for one reason or another. Maybe the marketing people can learn something from that. Or maybe it's not that serious at all, either way I'm disappointed that it was deleted.
  • + 11
 THIS IS IMPORTANT
  • + 10
 I'm not sure @Mattin knows what the phrase 'troll' actually means...
That they just delete any comment which is not OK from their point of view is censorship at its best. If it would not have any meaningfull content, I could understand, but he had a point...

At least raceface gives away stuff. a lot of other 'hidden' commercials (dressed up as shredding-videos here on PB) don't even bother, they just want to sell the damn product
  • + 5
 I think that deleting comments is just lame also it never said that the most proped comment will get the pedals.
  • + 7
 I was wondering where that comment went
  • + 22
 Chester deletes comments. This contest is a sham.
  • + 11
 The comment didn't violate any rules of the contest. Their was no disclaimer that Race Face or Pinkbike could alter contest rules. I'm with @naugs "Chester deletes comments."
  • + 9
 Cheers for the support guys. I notice they snuck in a little disclaimer - "Only entries in comments!" - recently...
Reminds me of George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' for some reason...
  • + 5
 deleting the comment was wrong, but I like how they are covering for it. they add the only entries in comments bit and since your comment is still seen in your profile you are technically excersing your right to voice your opinion. just not legible for the contest. conclusion marketing departmet was dumb but legal is definitely retarded.
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 I'm just happy I read the comment before it got deleted as it was easily the funniest on here. I like to think PB and RF would have taken it with a pinch of salt but there you go. @andybobbill you will have to just settle on the fact that you are 10x cooler for the fact your humour has gone underground!
  • - 1
 Wow down voted for questions. Ouch pinkbikers, that cuts deep! I thought Canadians are supposed to be nice n stuff...
  • - 4
flag shaowin (Nov 11, 2015 at 18:25) (Below Threshold)
 I thought the question marks pretty well covered the fact that I was asking not making a statement.
  • + 5
 Are you a retard? Question marks pretty well cover the fact that im asking not making a stament.
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 Don't mind me, just leaving a comment so I can keep up with developments in #chestergate
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 Hey.. binkbike and spaceface have a right to be, whiny butt-hurt little snivelers.
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 I don't know how long that "only entries in comments" has been up for but looking back at @andybobbill comment it was a valid entry. He lists the question followed by his answer.
I don't know if it was Pink Bike removing it feeling that it was the right thing to do for their client (Race Face). Or Race Face putting pressure on Pink Bike to remove it.
I personally think this was the completely wrong way to deal with it. If @andybobbill comment would have won it would have provided Race Face with a great bit of PR and shown everyone that they can laugh about the situation, which would have gained them even more respect.
Sometimes the truth isn't want you want to hear. This is a sad reminder that as much as we like to think that companies like Pink Bike and Race Face are in it for the same reasons as their readers/customers, they are infact business after money. There is nothing wrong with this, everyone needs to make a living but this was a bad business decision.
  • + 10
 It was a valid entry wasn't it @tomdh ? Strange indeed.

My best guess is that RF spent a lot of money with an agency to come up with this concept and didn't take too kindly to having a mirror held up to it.

Yeah it must be that because I tried to count all the non-entries on this page that *haven't* been deleted but I had to give up before my lunch hour finished.

Meantime, I'm going to thank @Patrick9-32 for his inspirational hashtag and spread it far and wide. I smell a revolution!
#chestergate

By the way, does anyone want to buy some used Raceface Atlas bars? I've gone off them recently for some reason.
  • + 2
 Well, guess I'm going to live up to my promise. Bye PB, it's been great
  • + 6
 Ok, embarrasing, but does anyone know how to delete and remove a user profile??
  • + 8
 Like many others I'm sure, I'd love a response from @raceface or Pinkbike by the way. Pretending this didn't happen isn't making either of you look any better.
  • + 4
 I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
  • + 3
 you can't delete a pinkbike account, you are stuck here forever, I heve been trying to live for the last 6 months... closest you will be to deleting your account is having it banned. (or just not checking pb anymore)
  • + 5
 This is almost as big of a deal as Starbucks' Christmas cups!
  • + 4
 @bliznyuk what if instead of leaving you just spam #chestergate on every single pinkbike post to come till your account gets banned.
  • + 3
 racist comments and hate towards the mods will help too
  • + 2
 @bliznyuk, @JoseBravo: PB management is so miserable it can't even own up to that basic user right - you just can't do it on your own - and if you do a search about it, it's been years people been complaining about it and being ignored (other than getting abused by other users for even wanting to...). However, PB servers are located in the US, so, regardless of its HQ location, its content falls under US law, which means DCMA, and since this clearly states that OC (pics, vids, texts, etc.) is OP copyrighted material, you definitely can demand they delete any and all of your data from their servers unconditionally.
  • + 15
 i'll do it for you..... Wink

"contest: Who is Chester?
Chester is a cringe-worthy piece of marketing spiel written by inevitably awful people trying to "connect with the youth". Chester is everything that is wrong with the bike industry. Let the product speak for itself, stop trying to hype something out of nothing and go back to the marketing school from whence you came. Anyway must dash, I'm totally stoked to be sharing some bevvies with the crew tonight...
  • + 9
 BAN thIS MAN!!!1! ^^^

Thou shalt not upset the bearers of advertising revenue!


#chestergate
  • - 2
 ALL Right! Everybody just calm down...After all..#WWCD?
  • + 1
 @andybobbill really?? In reality if a company doesn't want open comments on ads then they should really not allow any comments at all, rather than censorship and removal of comments they don't like....
  • + 5
 I was being ironic...
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 It's even more weird when you look at all the stuff that hasn't been deleted - stuff suggesting the product is cheap and overhyped, or joking about a child molester. It appears that all of that is fine, BUT YOU MUST NOT MOCK THE MARKETING STRATEGY COS IT'S WELL OUT OF ORDER! Oh well - @andybobbill you have had your moment of PB fame and will go now inevitably down in history as one of the most offensive trolls ever, just behind @Wakidesigns... #chestergate
  • + 4
 Chester changed pinkbike forever.
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 Chester is my mom's stage name!
  • + 10
 Chester once won a Slopestyle, DH, Enduro and XC event all in the same day, on the same bike, with no chain.
  • + 9
 Chester is the guy who screams, "WWWAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHHH" more times than Claudio Caluori in a course preview! Sadly, he hasn't had his voice since Windham...
  • + 8
 Little known fact: Chester is actually the one riding, he just holds Claudio on his shoulders during the ride so he can commentate
  • + 10
 When life gives Chester lemons, Chester squeezes them into his camelbak and goes for a freaking ride
  • + 9
 The piece of gum stuck under your shoe has met its maker, and his name is Chester.
  • + 2
 I knew I would find my hero one day...
  • + 3
 Giving Trident a run for its money...
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 In 1972, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Vancouver underground. Today, still wanted by the government he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Chester.
  • + 6
 Can't believe you deleted it. It was absolute truth. I have RF-everything on my bike, and I love it. I will keep buying their parts, but this whole promo is ridiculous. I'm glad someone called it like it is, and PB should be embarrassed.
  • + 5
 Thanks @Terryotomy, good to know people have my back.
  • + 6
 Old Irish Limerick:

There once was a bloke named Chester
'Twas a PB comments section inspector
He stalked with a grin, as his ban hammer did spin
To smash @andybobbill the protester
  • + 4
 Not sure I've ever been the subject of a limerick before. Thanks!
  • + 7
 One time Chester hit a tree going 50 mph. He put the tree in a coma and when it woke up it apologized for throwing off his groove
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 I heard Chester understands Rampage scoring.
  • + 4
 ahh chester or @chedster as sometimes known. some say he replaced his own blood for Dot 5.1 and has a life sized tattoo of cedric gracia on his left buttock. and that he thinks strava is a sexually transmitted disease spread by roadies.......
  • + 8
 Look up "Steezy" in the dictionary and you'll find a picture of Chester
  • + 3
 Where do I find these picture dictionaries you speak of?
  • - 7
flag Ben-touches-me-at-night (Nov 11, 2015 at 17:27) (Below Threshold)
 Check yourself before you shrek yourself!
  • + 8
 I am from Chester. Lovely place.
  • + 2
 It is indeed
  • + 1
 After reading all this mess, this was my favorite comment.
  • + 7
 Chester was the only black player in the 1995 rugby world cup winning South African team
  • + 4
 Apparently Chester is not a man but a vision of "rawness"

His finger and toe nails are made from old links from the chain he snapped. When popping a manuals he calls his granny to arrange a warm apple pie to be at the finish line.

Who ever Chester is or "what he is" we all know he has a raceface tramp stamp under his left arse cheek and glows on the moon light on race days
  • + 3
 Chester doesn't always use pedals, but when he does, he prefers raceface, because they force him to. Chester is the most interesting bike-riding cheetah in the world. #Chestergate

Own up to the joke, Raceface. People will think you are better company for it.
  • + 6
 I suppose it was only a matter of time until my comment was modded off the page. Poor show Pinkbike, and shame on you.
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 Ive heard his second name is draws...
  • + 2
 Chester Chester Chester well he's just Chester. He's not some fancy supreme pedal like 27.5 thinks he is he ain't dead like 26 nor oversized like 29 he's just Chester. He's not about numbers he's not 140, 150, 160 mm he's Chester. He goes out and rides his bike not worrying about his TLD kit getting ruined Chester is the spirt of biking. Chester doesn't care Chester just rides.
  • + 2
 There are strange things done on the North Shore runs
By the men who mould the gold;
The Whistler trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Cypress lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on Top of the World
When Chester took a wee.
  • + 2
 1. john 3:22 - " and receive for chester anything we ask, because we obey his commands and do what pleases him".

Gandhi -"chester is the change which you want to see in the world."

M.L.king -"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their.skin, but by there use of Chester pedals."

Unknown - "chester is love, Chester is life"
  • + 2
 Chester?? Who's Chester??? I'll tell you who chester is......
Chester wears flannel, denim and grippy soled shoes, not spandex and over priced ultralight spd footwear. Chester is the dude letting it all hang out, ripping burly lines and not sitting down spinning out the long climbs. Chester is the dude who doesn't care about saving grams with carbon this and Ti that. Chester only cares about what works and what will take whatever the trails throws at him. Chester is the dude hitting the rock lines the skinnies and drops, not the one looking to find only the "smooth and flowy". Chester is a badass, Chester is the man!!!
  • + 6
 The first trick Chester learned was the double backflip.
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 "I heard Chester won the DH World Championships on a beach cruiser"
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flag TheBakBoys (Nov 11, 2015 at 5:33) (Below Threshold)
 no a huffy
  • + 6
 I heard Chester won rampage... On rollerblades
  • + 2
 1. Chester does not follow rules, the rules follow him. 2. Chester has already been on mars, that's why no life exists. 3. Chester shot a man, with a knife. 4. Chester counted to infinity, 7 times. 5. CHESTER IS THE REASON WHY WALDO HIDES 6. When the boogey man goes to bed, he checks his bed and closet for chester. 7. Death once had a near chester experience 8. Chester can win a game of connect four, with only 3 moves. 9. When Chester does a pushup, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the earth down 10. Chester doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is.
  • + 3
 Love/ Hate: im happy with the indestructible, best value forerunner nylons @nukeproof, for two years, running,... anyway, send me some of those chesters, miracle canadian cheesy skittles
  • + 5
 I heard Chester is a butt-hurt sniveler. No wait thats Raceface and BinkBike
  • + 5
 There is no place for cynicism on this website! No doubt they'll be coming for you soon...
#chestergate
  • + 1
 #WWCD #chestergate
  • + 2
 Chester, he's the guy who when you've had yourself a long day will rub your calfs with his gritty callus hands scraping the sadness from your skin, whisper sweet nothings into your ear whilst running his tounge along the base of your chin. Chester, he's the guy who when you think you've gotten away will pop up on your door hold a basket of crying shins. Chester the leg molester. Chester.
  • + 4
 Chester is a dirt bag and he drives a Trans Am. He's the kind of dick that shows up at your house and drinks all your beer while hitting on your younger sister.
  • + 1
 The Chester is that certain someone who rides a little bit farther, a little bit faster than everyone else, but lurks beneath the radar, riding without calling attention to themselves - you won't find them bedecked in pyjama outfits or blaring tunes at the trailhead. They work odd hours and juggle multiple jobs to maintain the riding addiction that's taken over their world, picking up a few shifts as a dishwasher here, working as a bike mechanic there.
  • + 5
 Chester eats carbon for breakfast and craps out an ENVE rim by lunch.
  • + 2
 A friend of a friends 2nd cousin says they know someone who was with Chester when he showed Remy Metailler how to ride all the cool, never been done gaps in the park. It was at night on a clunker!
  • + 1
 Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rack, if you'll take Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can."
-Brother Levon -RIP
  • + 1
 I heard that Chester doesn´t only pray for the victims in Paris.
When it`s getting dark, he puts on his cape and fights terrorism.
When the sun rises, he puts on his race face and shreds till dark.
Chester simply doesn`t have time to care about his pedals.
  • + 1
 Chester rode past my house sometime in the night and didn't actually have any one on the bike. Seems the pedal couldn't find a restful night with all these rumors going on about it on the internet. Kardashian? SHHhhhiiiiii.... Chester pedaled away with a real sense of purpose headed towards the university saying something about how the comparison of a pedal and a woman who can balance a glass on her ass just doesn't make sense, after all when you put a glass on a pedal the weight would cause it to rotate and the glass would fall over. Stay tuned, I don't think chester is sleeping yet.
  • + 1
 Some say? In the 1980's he buttsecksed all of def lepord ,................... .... Chester may also be a Jesus god of all God's and was knighted by the queen and was a dame and developed kanye like personality "you may be talented but u r not Chester."
Also some say ... ...... Chester may have been on the mtb God's council and discouraged rodies from talking about mtb
  • + 1
 I heard Chester means a cocky, arrogant person. A guy with an incredibly large cock, and and an equally large personality, he's a dime but not very smart. Everyone likes Chester but he's an ass-hole, he's attractive but never has a girlfriend, stays lowkey, and is funny as hell. He makes you feel like a princess, and when he's not with you, you miss him instantly. He has an uncanny magnetic personality. A lot of guys don't like him but still show him respect. In summary a great person, and a helluva good rider.
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 Chester... The one friend to have around that isn't always bumming money, is there when needed, and always reliable. Kind of a sleeper on a bike too. Take him to the park, and he turns heads, without being over dramatic and loud (we all know that one guy) Chester encourages progression, helps you push your riding, and never gives up on you. I think I need a friend named Chester now, and all my Pinkbike friends do too!!! Oh, and i'm sure he has a mustache, just for extra help with the ladies.
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 Chester Jones! Designer, builder, all round personality.. I had to live with the guy in a motel 8 for 2 weeks in Parker Colorado and this guy is as old school as you can get. Flip phone with no internet, road maps of America with his fathers notes on places, chooses to rock a casset player boom box instead of his car radio in his Toyota, travels with anything a guy needs from wet suits and surf boards to his guitar and bike. After meeting him his first question was when the last time I've paid rent. He is the man! ps are those orange ones supposed to be his hair colour?
  • + 1
 Chester is like that creepy old guy who lives down that river who always seemed kinda cool but you also feel sad for him for being so cool, so you create a church specifically for Chester praisers and now you pray to him there every night, morning, brunch and every time in between.
  • + 1
 I don't know who Chester is. Only speculation.

But I do know that I'm building my first CX bike, and I'm not taking it too seriously (I'm avoiding lycra. Rattlecanning the bike fluorescent colors). I've been trying to decide what pedals to throw on it as it will be a do it all commuter, fun, exercise bike. I really don't want clipless pedals, and now seeing these I think I found the pedal I want for it!
  • + 1
 We, the shredders, the huckers, the racers, the dirt jumpers, and over all thrill seekers are Chester. We share the passion for what we love, no matter what type of biker you are. We share the excitement of hitting a huge drop, landing a big trick, or beating a personal lap time. We are mountain bikers. We are Chester.
  • + 1
 Blessed is he who, in the name of bikes, charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children and secret trails. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and trails. And you will know my name as Chester when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
  • + 1
 True Story - this pre dates MTB...

The town’s racecourse is Britain’s oldest sporting venue in continual use. The first hordes race at the Roodee took place in 1539, replacing the famously bloody Shrove Tuesday football game. Mayor Henry Gee allowed the swap, giving the name the “gee-gees” to horse racing.
  • + 1
 Chester is son of Chuck Norris, and he is Bender's dad. He is a retired pro freerider, who lives in a small hut in the freeride forest.
He spend a lot of time, with testing new stuffs, and training freeriders, but in his free time he does his hobby, and brakes Marzocchi Supermonsters, Karpiel Armageddons, or Nicolai Nucleons, Sun Modo rims, or similar fragile and lightweight stuffs.
His favourite trick is a quad front flip on a 80m gap, and landing on ground cement surface. When he landing, he making 10 centimetres deep marks on the cement, or sometimes he ripping off the cement.
Chester is 69 years old, and of course in Chester years. Chester is newer die, because if he die the geenetics make a new Chester from the old Chester's DNS, because the mtb industries, can't work without Chester.
  • + 1
 Chester will bring balance to the Force. Chester forged the ring of power. Chester can simply walk into Mordor. Chester invented the flux capacitor. Chester caught a fly with his chopsticks. Chester spent many weekends at Bernies. Chester can see the Matrix. Chester wouldn't have needed a bigger boat.
  • + 1
 Chester (short for Otto von Chesterfield, Esquire) will only transform into Shadow Chester on a Full Moon, the tales go far back and rumor has it he can been seen on the hills, deep in bear country. The myth, the legend....the Chester.
  • + 1
 Judging by the amount of rumors and juicy facts (which more than often contradict each other, and I suppose there are many more yet to come!) posted by so many users, "Chester" has to be nothing more than a global hallucination.
  • + 2
 Chester won the National Chess championships in 2004 and went on to dominate the board game scene. In 2011 he competed in Chinese Chequers where he beat the Chinese at their own game. A true legend

nice pedals Smile
  • + 2
 I heard Chester took a bail but then grew a beard of loam then never looked back again, ever since he's shredding the woods dirt jumps and mtns near you living off of clif bars and the good o'l smell of cedar
  • + 4
 Before Joe Breeze, before Gary Fisher, there was Chester.
  • + 4
 I heard Superman cannot perform a Chester.
  • + 1
 Some say he was born from huge whips, roosted berms, and loamy goodness. They also say he single-handedly won the UCI World cup in every discipline... On a Huffy. All we know is, he's called Chester!
  • + 1
 There's a new dude around called Chester,
bod of steel pushing tight polyester,
"Goin' down" is his primary tip,
once his prey is in sight there's no slip,
anyone with some curves he will pester
  • + 0
 We all are Chester, Chester lives inside us all, just that only a select group get to conquer it and pursuit their dreams of loam, for the mere mortals like us, every Sunday ride count and that let the Chester inside us bright and make us happier than ever, escaping from our daily life. Chester make us free, he makes us dream, is the one that push us to go for more every time, that jump, that climb, that drop, and the joy of nailing it is what make us all Chester. Doesn't matter if you are trowing back flips or pedaling endless miles, the spirit is the same for us all, so lets make it bright. Let Chester live!
  • + 1
 Chester once won the both world cup DH race and world cup XC race in the same weekend and on the same bike. Chester doesn't always caveman, but when he does, it's to start his rampage line on the biggest drop on site.
  • + 0
 I hear tell that Chester is the son of a carnal union between Mother Nature & Father Time. That he has an inter-dimensional sense of smell, can taste throw the ages, once lifted a city bus up over his head, and makes a mean stack of flapjacks.
  • + 4
 Some say he can do every trick in the book except ride in a straight line.
  • + 3
 Well at least we know he's not a roadie...
  • + 0
 Ja mon I feel ya
  • + 3
 Chester robbed Norbs one time...but everyone is too afraid to talk about it...
  • + 4
 I've heard Chester is a bad sport who deletes posts that were spot on....
  • + 4
 Chester can't handle the truth.
  • + 0
 I heard chester once rode, and won the UCI World cup on a scooter. I heard chester once corked 7'd the fest series jumps on a segway. I heard chester leaves nasty scars, because chester is a shin molester. I heard chester only weighs 340g, and he once woke up with 100 feet of snow outside and still shredded the dirt jumps.
  • + 1
 There's a new dude around called Chester,
Bod of steel pushing tight polyester,
"Goin' down" is his primary tip,
once his prey is in sight there's no slip,
anyone with some curves he will pester
  • + 0
 Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog
Said, "I will fix your bike, right after I double flip this log
"I said, "Wait a minute Chester, that's a trick you will not land"
He said, "Watch it, boy, don't question the power of the band"
  • + 1
 Chester Copperpot! He was a grand explorer that fell short of finding one-eyed Willies treasure until the Goonies came along and sold the rest of the riddled treasure hunt for him. May he rest in peace and shred on!
  • + 0
 Chester makes you want to ride barefoot , chester is the guy that guinea pigs things for Bender , Chester once had a small crash , they call it the grand canyon now, chester gives you pedal bites as a sign of acceptance , Chester has his race face on 24/7 , chester gives the best premarital advice , Chester has won the tour the france on a full suspension DH bike, Chester doesn't get chills , chills get chester . Chester fought the monster Shredzilla . if at 3am you go into your bathroom with your gear on and say Chester 3 times you'll be magically teleported to the top of your nearest trail
  • + 3
 I heard Chester can do a front-flip, tail whip and bar-spin all at the same time
  • + 0
 Chester likes em flat and big and when he throwin' a gig, he just can't help himself, he's acting like an animal, scandal... Yeah baby when it comes to pedals the others ain't got nothin on Chester, 110 mm x 101 mm x 15 mm, only if their 340 g
  • + 3
 "Chester is insecure and childish, running to mommy and daddy tattling on all who offend him."

#Chestergate
  • + 1
 chester is mtb priced, not so much bmx priced. it's molded plastic. just get some odyssey bmx pedals. Why is MTB stuff always more expensive for the same thing? hahhahaha funny
  • + 1
 Chester was asked to be in the sequel for "Where the Trail Ends 2".... shortly after they stopped filming altogether when they found out that for Chester, the trail never ends!
  • + 1
 Some say... he likes to eat breakfast standing on his head, and he didn't ride a Rampage this year because he wasn't allowed to race without shoes. All we know, is he's called Chester. (with apologies to Jeremy Clarkson)
  • + 0
 Chester is that guy who always has his RaceFace on, no matter what he is riding, He is that guy who shreds klunkers in his free time just for fun. I heard that he is the reason why we ride. He is our inspiration to ride, and create new lines. I once heard that he he never rides before he builds. Some say he even settles trail disputes. No matter what, Chester is amazing. I think that he lives with a yeti (the monster not the bike) in the woods. He once set foot on pavement to shred but his heart truly lies in the woods. He is mysterious, unheard of, and invokes curiosity. Chester might even be a woman!
  • + 1
 Chester, is the kind of guy that never tells the same story twice, people respect him simply by the way he carries himself even if they dont know him. He also likes riding bikes...fast.
  • + 1
 I heard chester was a poet at one point. lost without Wallace Carothers chester would be. but with this first example chester is free! now go to new places chester like crocodile dundee
  • + 0
 Chester is my mates dad, He wears a Yellow jump suit and hangs out with large groups of stray cats. Theres loads of storys that go around about Chester. My favorite one is the one when he was in supermarket buying watermelons and a kid asked him where the toilets were, So he put the basket on his head and force fed the childs mother his new pedals. It was the lime green ones. The mother liked it and now i'm friends with there son.
  • + 2
 The real Chester Jones doesn't own a Mountainbike but hit Crabb Apple on his first day at Whistler. Cuz he's actually a bad ass BMXer
  • + 2
 Chester was raised by a pack of albino wolves on the slopes of Mt. Fromme, surviving solely on raw possum and hippie tears until he learned to shred.
  • + 0
 Chester is the type that winks at your girl from across the room. Chester takes a 5 gallon water jug full of change to coin star twice a year. Chester's couch pulls out, but he doesn't. Chester has been Called a gentleman, but never a gentle man. Chester is just what the world needs.
  • + 0
 Chester is a steezy cheetah that only uses the most durable and economical parts for his bike so that he can pay for his addiction to those radioactive orange puffs and still get out to ride, on pedals that match his snacks, and are made out of the same plastic...
  • + 4
 I heard Chester got robbed...
  • + 3
 #chesterfact

Chester knows the whistler mtb trails so well that he can ski the exact location of them all.
  • + 5
 Just call him Tippie.
  • + 2
 I heard chester shared a flat with 8 aussies and lived in the bathtub for 1 season just to ride the whistler bikepark everyday.. #YOLO
  • + 1
 Hey! Billy Mays here with an incredible TV offer. For only 5 payments of only $11, "Chester", the most advanced pedals yet. It's the new clipless without riding clips pedal!....
  • + 3
 Billy Mays died.... Too soon man.
  • + 2
 From what I can gather, Chester has to be the bastard child of Josh Bender and Chuck Norris. Its about time someone mastered the roundhouse kick to the Jawdrop.
  • + 1
 Description mentions concave shape, pics doesnt show such a thing. In fact, the protruding material that houses the axle will probably do the opposite job, just like the older nylon nukeproof pedals.
  • + 4
 I heard Chester is morally opposed to Neg Props...
  • + 2
 I like it. So many levels.
  • + 2
 Some say that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch... all we know is, he's called Chester.
  • + 4
 I heard Chester broke his eyebrown in a landing of big jump
  • + 0
 When i was a kid There was This guy named chester That uses to sneek in Our house and stole cookies from my mother's cookie jar. So beside the fact That i still want to put my feet on This guy face, i dont see why i would want pedals named "chester"...
  • + 1
 Chester doesn't always do tricks, but when he does, it's a cork 1080... Chester doesn't always win races, but when he does it's Danny Hart's World Championship run all over again...
  • + 4
 Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chester
  • + 0
 Some say he was forged at the top of Killimanjaro amid a thunderstorm,


some, that he was bourne of "that tequila" night between Tomac and Missy Giove ( Wink )


and some, that he came together in a sort of a Big Bang moment in the corner of the Schwinn factory..




Whichever way, he comes in red, proves bikin aint dead, and will improve my bike's cred!
  • + 0
 Chester is the one that stays behind after his shift and encourages you to sniff away your nights wages, talking cat shit and playing darts in his small apartment. You know you've been chestered when you get home from his house at 11am, catch 4 hours of cocaine enduced nightmares before returning to work to repeat the process.
  • + 2
 Some say he created the first 29'er... Some say that when he whispers the word 'unreal' dirt falls from the sky.... All we know, is that he's called Chester
  • + 4
 I heard chester was my real dad.
  • + 1
 Why did Chester look different then all his brothers and sisters...??
-His mother's once reliable foundation had an affair with cheap dreams
  • + 1
 I love idea of composite pedals but why do they all make them with convex profile. It's really weird feeling when your foot is resting on the spindle not on the pins...
  • + 1
 Ol' Chester. Legendary fish. Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
  • + 1
 Chester is my brothers, girlfriends, cousins, massage therapists, neighbours, admin assistants, former room-mate, and he said I could have the pedals!!
  • + 1
 Chester is real! He makes horror movie/sci-fi props right here in my home city when he's not chester-ing showing off his chest-hair!
  • + 2
 I heard Chester is the only riding partner Bigfoot will hit the trails with.
  • + 1
 Chester is a City in England. It's inhabitants are known to look longingly at the hills across the boarder, in envy of the epic mountain biking in Wales!
  • + 1
 For my USMC folk, as taken from Chesty Puller "You don't hurt them if you don't hit them" & in this case, "You don't hurt them if you don't use them...
  • + 1
 Chester is exactly what andybobbill said it is.

See: www.pinkbike.com/u/andybobbill

Merely a shared opinion. Don't kill me please.
  • + 2
 Risky business, having an opinion. I'll pray for you brother!
  • + 5
 It's bollocks mate. I felt exactly the same way when I first saw this 'who is Chester' business. It's cringe worthy. It's a set of pedals. Tell us how good they are, show us a cool video then tell us when we can get them and how much. Done.
  • + 1
 Chester is the most interesting man in the world, he once won crankworx slope style while piggy backing his trail dog down the course, without breaking a sweat.
  • + 3
 Chester is 35 years old, divorced and lives in a van down by the river.
  • + 1
 Chester is a City in England. It's inhabitants are known to look longingly at the hills across the *border in envy of the epic mountain biking in Wales!
  • + 1
 Chester's a military junta who came into power by ousting a democratically elected leader. Everybody just wants to put their feet on Chester's face. Great name for a pedal.
  • + 1
 Chester pedals look simple, clean and super grippy. It's exactly what we've all been waiting for! And the colours are a bonus of course Wink
  • + 2
 Chester once kissed Rachel Atherton in a nightclub but afterwards left the party to go eat burgers behind the dumbster.
  • + 3
 chester won thr tour de france on a mtn cycle shockwave
  • + 0
 Chester Copperpot is back from the dead, this time he has traded gold for Nylon. Whether you ride on a pirate ship or blaze on two wheels, one eyed Willy keeps them platforms tight! ARRRG!
  • - 1
 Chester: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for shins like you. If you keep this foot on me, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
  • + 3
 I heard that Chester's pins allow you to withdraw from any ATM...
  • + 2
 I heard Chester's axle told Slash he was sorry, and so next year they're going on tour together...
  • + 1
 Chester is a state of mind. What's the secret to riding like Chester? Getting out of your own way, living your dreams and allowing yourself to be Chester.
  • + 2
 Come crawling faster Obey your master Your life burns faster Obey your CHESTER CHESTER
  • - 1
 Little did you know, by having this guy part of your life you actually start to acquire a large harem of women wanting to go take a 'wild and dirty ride' down the next trail with you and this crazy babe-slayer. Hell to all the Chester haters too. If you don't like him, he will find you, scissor kick your gizzard and break your carotid artery all before you can get on your knees and beg for mercy to this godly being
  • + 2
 Chester is the homeless puppy that needs a warm home and a lot of outdoor activities:-)
  • + 2
 Chester doesnt go for a ride on his bike, his bike goes for a ride on Chester...
  • + 1
 1. I dont always ride with plastic... But when i do i perfer chester. 2. Chester is like a sasquatch, never seen, and has a big foot print
  • + 1
 After an exhaustive effort and years of government sponsored research, it has been determined that Chester is in fact. . . Dangerously cheesy.
  • + 3
 Chester is the only man that Chuck Norris calls Mister.
  • + 1
 Yeah Chester....Chester Field......sat in front of the tv all day and night...a real couch potato.....then got a bike and been outside ever since
  • + 3
 Chester was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but He turned himself around!
  • + 1
 Chester is the guy I went to high school with that only knew how to use the bench press and never did anything else, he looked funny.
  • + 3
 I like the Orange one!

~ Chester
  • + 1
 I heard Chester was so fast in the Canadian Open DH that he was disqualified for finishing before he started. When Chester crashes, the ground is afraid of him.
  • + 3
 "I want the CHESTER!"
"YOU CANT HANDLE THE CHESTER!!"
  • + 1
 Chester is the reason The Sickest Edit Ever was only a trailer. "WE NEED MORE ROOST. WE NEED FLATTER TABLES. CHEEEEESTEEEEEERRRRRRR"
  • + 0
 I heard, Chester sometimes puts kittens in a hessian sack with a couple of bricks, then throws them in the 30ft pool in lynn valley park... He gains nothing from this, just helps him pass time....
  • + 1
 Chester is this guy - www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007539828670

His Name is Chester Retsech

Chester then Chester Backwards - he is Chester - Confirmed!
  • - 1
 I ran into Chester at a bike trade show this year, we talked a bit but it didn't sync.

I said "Hey, what do you think of the Rocky Maiden?"

He said "Yeah, Made in Taiwan is the way to go."

Chester said he'd rather see his stuff spec'd on lots of new bikes cuz that's where the money is to be made. "The whole aftermarket thing is overrated."

As he wandered off, Chester's last line was he'd rather just ride than be some Deity competing at Rampage.
  • - 1
 Like ThomDawson said, this add is blatantly aimed at the youth, and is just silly

A real advertisement needs a reason of some sort for why you should buy the product.The pedal itself looks pretty cool, but I want to see specs and reviews stuff, not a bunch of this silly bullshit.

I know I'm 17, and this type of stuff is supposed to appeal to me, this was almost painful to watch. I don't want see the mountainbiking community filled with spammy advertisements; I personally enjoy watching the techy promotions that are filled with details specs.

It's a shame that Pinkbike deleted ThomDawson 's comment, I think that members should be able to speak their mind.
  • + 4
 Careful what you say fella, you'll get deleted!
For the record @ThomDawson was referring to my post that got deleted, I believe it's still in my profile if you care to go looking for it.
Seems we share the same ideals, you and I. Shame we're not allowed to share our opinions though.
  • + 5
 Yes indeed it was all @andybobill 's whit, don't want to steal your thunder chief! I was just disappointed to see it deleted. I presumed they would justify it with an 'entries only' thing which is exactly what they did yet they haven't been deleting other none-entries to the best of my knowledge. Like I said before I'm sure PB found themselves in a difficult situation with a paid advertisement becoming the opposite of what it should have been...But to deal with it by silencing the critics wasn't the proper way to do it. Somebody could have stood up, said 'look we f*cked up a lil here, now let's make this right and do it properly'. Wouldn't have been the easiest or maybe the cheapest but I reckon they'd have felt better about it. They need some sort of clause for the advertisers 'the PB community is an entity of its own free will and we offer no guarantee that it won't call bullshit where it sees fit'
  • + 0
 I heard Chester won the EWS without a bike. He shredded that mountain using his pedals as skies. Witnesses say that when the pedals send the loam up into the heavens, the sound of angels can be heard.
  • + 3
 I heard Chester survided an abortion and was born during a plane crash.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester mixes in albino tiger semen from Bangladesh with his grease. Not so he can go faster(he's already fast as fvk), but just so he can say that he does.
  • + 1
 Just when I thought the dilemma of switching over to a 27.5" build was hard enough... Now I have to consider switch to Chester?!
  • + 1
 I heard Chester was a new wwe wrestler who was hard like plastic and hits like metal and even john cena was scared of Chester.
  • + 2
 Chester's full name is Chester Flow Awesome, and he does not appreciate you taking it in vain so often.
  • - 1
 I heard there was once a man named Jonh Norris who fought 1000 brave men wearing nothing but Chesters under his feet. Wanted to change his name for Chester in honor of the only equipment needed to make history, but would broke the pencil with his forehead everytime he would write the sixth letter of his new great name. He now goes by the name of Chuck, a diminutive of the Chesters he once had to shred the way to victory.
  • + 1
 some say Chester can be seen all over the world, but perhaps the most well hidden mystery is whether or not he is the Race Face logo
  • + 1
 Some guy - "Hey Deaner, who's Chester?" Deaner - "Oh Chester, Chester gives'r". Some guy - "Gives'r?" Deaner - "Ya, Chester just goes out, works hard, and just gives'r"
  • + 1
 Some say he prefers prone geometry. Others say he's more popular that the Athertons right now. All we know is, he's not the Stig. He's Chester.
  • + 1
 Genesis 1:3 : Then God said "Let there be Chester" and there was Chester.
God saw the Chester was good, and he separated the Chester from the Darkness.
  • + 1
 Chester's the one y'all.
stompin' poly pinned will haul
kinetic ethic.

Haiku + 26
Immortal beloved truth y'know
Seek soul knowledge path.
  • + 2
 Chester heard that the atlas pedal sent a double backie so he went and did a quad.
  • + 2
 I heard Chester can look like a Session, without the whole "looks like a Session" part.
  • + 1
 I've heard Chester won the Tour de France back to back on a 12" DH Bike, he was then disqualified the next year for being to good....
  • - 1
 Spoke like a jester, pedal like a chester grips shoe

These are the breaks, but your rhyme is patty cakes
Makes my mind batty, steaks ratty like a narc
Bike ride in a park, *****, suck my junk
Hot like a trunk rack, get back, Eat tha
  • + 3
 I heard when Chester was born, he already had scars on his shins.
  • - 1
 At this time we can't make happy bike references due to the terror in Paris. To all the loved ones of those who have passed Chester is keeping you in his thoughts. Chester would proudly join and endure the greatest sacerfise for those who's life's were taken from us. To most people this "Chester" is just another person but to the ones who know he is the hero that runs toward the final end, not away.

For those who have passed and to those who may pass fighting the terrible people who have taken the life's of others.
  • + 1
 he use to be a Joey(how to be a mountain biker vid ) : some1 took his hockey pads off and gave him a Leatbrace now hes Chester
  • + 0
 Chester looks cool even in lycra. Chester once held a nose manual for a good minute. On a unicycle. A mate of mine also told me that Chester can understand what Josh Bryceland is saying, but that's got to be bullshit.
  • + 1
 Chester is Chuck Norris' little brother, who instead of getting all aggro' decided to live life by shredding. Every time he pulls a trick, Semenuk sheds a single tear.
  • + 2
 Chester whistled and whislter mountain fell over
  • + 2
 Chester is the one that does bar spins with his double crown
  • + 1
 some say he banged rachel atherton. and thats the reason they moved to trek. all we know is hes called chester
  • + 1
 Upon birth, Chester threw a 3-whip out of the womb... His mum's "Icon Sender".
  • + 2
 Chester rides 26" up front 24" at the back, best of both worlds.
  • + 1
 Apparently Chester only expresses his lines in "BRAHPS" "SWISH" and "WABAMMM"
  • + 2
 I heard Chester was the one who robbed Norbraten
  • + 1
 I heard Chester got caught for human trafficking, they said he was the only reason the whole operation was moving.
  • + 2
 Chester won pedals without even entering
  • + 1
 They say Chester is a friend to many and will always be remembered for his shredding capabilities.
  • + 1
 Chester wanted to go to Hawaii but was too cheap to fly, so he built a kicker and off he went
  • + 1
 I heard Chester can ride 29 inch tires on 26 inch wheels with 650B tubes and still outride you.
  • + 1
 chester = fort, camp, blockhouse, stronghold, etc. = really tough plastic pedals I presume.
  • + 1
 "I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of those soles." - Chester William Henley
  • + 2
 Chester speaks no evil, but created it.
  • + 1
 Chester claims it's a family name, but in reality his Mom just had a thing for Cheetos.
  • + 2
 Chester goes on night rides without a light.
  • + 1
 Chester is your last successfull autosave when you fail to save one due a crash.
  • + 1
 Chester broke up with his ex-girl, here's her number #, SIKE thats the wrong number!!!
  • + 1
 I heard that chester stoppied crabapple hits on a 16" kids bike form walmart
  • + 1
 I heard Chester is like that pedal that sticks into your shin and doesn't come out.
  • + 2
 Chester doesn't post silly comments on Pinkbike to win pedals.
  • + 0
 I heard Chester shares the same parents than Nicholi Rogatkin, but was abandoned in the forest when he was born and educated by bears and wolves.
  • + 2
 Chester once took 1st place in a DH World Cup on a bmx bike...
  • + 2
 Leonardo DiCaprio hasn't won a Grammy Award. Chester has eight.
  • + 1
 He's the one in the murdered out windowless van lurking the parking lots offering candy to all the groms.
  • + 1
 i heard chester built the crabapple hits because he wanted a nice fun small jumpline
  • + 2
 Chester likes men and feet.
  • + 1
 sub 400 grams,plastic.want
60$ !!!!!!!! will get. Thanks Rafe Face . You still rock.
  • + 2
 Chester dreams of Next, Turbine and Atlas on his bike when he's older.
  • + 2
 I once saw Chester Nollie-backflip...
  • + 1
 Shins are ok with getting destroyed, as long as Chester is the one destroying them.
  • + 2
 I once saw Chester do a no handed tailwhip on a 29er.
  • + 1
 When I was younger Chester's nickname was RAD, they made a movie about him.
  • + 1
 Chester's happy trail ain't got nothing to do with hair but it has painful surprise at the end.
  • + 1
 Anyone gues a fix? Chester's Park Distance Control quit work and so it hits everything.
  • + 1
 for every bloody shin chester takes a shot of whiskey, because he loves to party.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester rides bikes with only the pedals and spins 3s so well it puts Disney real cups to shame
  • + 2
 I heard that Chester can actually ride his bike with no handlebars..
  • + 1
 Chester is a squirrel that like chestnuts stuffed into his mouth so that he forms his race face.
  • + 1
 I heard that Chester is exactly like my left leg. They both have 16 screws, some plastic, and a metal rod.
  • + 1
 I am Chester baby, not rich don't care about shinny bits , but like my bits to be with me at the end of my ride, period
  • + 1
 The stig once wrote that the chester is like the formula1 tire of pedals, fat, and super grippy
  • + 1
 As long as I leave my T-shirt on then no-one can see my chester. Unless I shave it off.....
  • + 1
 -"I've heard Chester has no need for wheels, he's so fast they just wear away"
  • + 2
 Chester barspins with dual crowns.
  • + 1
 I've heard Chester once did a continuous endo for a whole year....... On his rear Wheel...
  • + 1
 I heard chester is like driving 2 jetskis. While one jetski is a rhino farting lightning, the other jetski is two jetskis.
  • + 1
 Chester pump - a new form of breast enhancement. It's a fun side job of his.
  • + 1
 Who is chester... He the man who round house kicked chuck norris in the face while riding chainless down mount everest
  • + 1
 Chester speaks in morse code ._. ._ _._. . .._. ._ _._. . .. ._ _ .. _.
  • + 1
 Chester eats alloy pedals for breakfast and craps out tough nylon composite
  • + 1
 "Chesters favorite jellybean is the pink one with the flavor inside." Chester Bennington.. ..
  • + 1
 I once heard around a campfire that " Chester is messin with sasquatch and sasquatch does nothin!"
  • + 1
 you now nothing! Chester is a one legged pirate that wears platform pedals! backflip ahoy!
  • + 1
 I heard chester rode brakeless at joyride 2015. Why? Because brakes are for the weak.
  • + 1
 I met Chester when he raced Enduro for the Rough Stuff Fellowship

#Chester #RSF #RaceFace
  • + 1
 Chester Norris dropped his last name and only goes by CHESTER because he thinks his brother is a BI#%H
  • + 2
 The real question is WHAT WOULD CHESTER DO?
  • + 2
 Chester's hip was bugging him a little bit, but he still went for a ride.
  • + 1
 Chester once pulled wheelie. Now they are married and living happily ever after..
  • + 1
 I heard Chester was deported from Canada so he just hung out at the trails in Washington until he could sneak back in.
  • + 1
 I heard that once Chester transferred from the canyon gap at rampage to the whale tail at joyride.
  • + 1
 I heard that chester won red bull joyride by pedaling up to wrong side of the jumps.
  • + 1
 #include RaceFace.h >
void main (void)
{
while(chester)
{
ride(now);
}
return 0;
}
  • + 1
 Chester rides up hills so quick, he claims it feels like he is riding down hill.
  • + 2
 Ain't nobody got time to waste negging all the people! Oh wait
  • + 1
 Chester couldn't keep up with wheel sizes changing. So he doesn't use them.
  • + 0
 i Heard that Aaron gwin tried to broke a Chester but could not do it so he tried to ride without it but didnt make it to the finish line!.
  • + 1
 Chester, tougher than a $2 steak, and more gumption than a 1 legged man at an ass kicking contest!
  • + 1
 I heard Chester rode Enduro even though he was only made for DH/FR/DJ/AM/Trail.
  • + 1
 I heard chester snapped his frame on a crash, taped it up and tried again .....
  • + 1
 I heard Chester was BikerFox's rowdy little cousin. For those of you not in the know, google BikerFox.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester once took the 6 o'clock train home and till this day hasn't given it back
  • + 2
 I like the shape with rounded edges
  • + 1
 I've heard Chester doesn't always ride enduro, but when he does, he doesn't.
  • + 1
 Some say Chester is from another planet and got the name because Chester landed on Ester's chest.
  • + 1
 Chester doesn't compete in events because he got bored of winning everything!
  • + 1
 Chester is the reason for Claudio's screams and questionable noises in course previews
  • + 2
 Redbull Rampage has to qualify for Chester.
  • + 1
 Come crawling faster Obey your master Your life burns faster Obey your Chester Chester
  • + 2
 I heard Chester is riding for YT net season.
  • + 2
 I heard Chester CAN sit down with balls that big...
  • + 1
 Mike Sinyard actually stole the idea for the original Stumpjumper from Chester.
  • + 1
 The reason Chester is so fat is that every time he rode your mum she gave him a buscuit!
  • + 2
 When Chester works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester used to be a toy at the Playboy mansion after all the abused ... recycled as a flat pedal
  • + 1
 I heard Chester made Ronnie Pickering his bitch, and is still not quite sure who he is.
  • + 1
 Chester would buy his own pedals rather than think of something dumb to say about himself.
  • + 1
 Earl Swagger and Chuck Norris reincarnated as a bike pedal. Don't know who Earl Swagger is? I hate you.
  • + 1
 Chester didn't think wrench flats were uncool. Thank you Chester, whoever the F you are.
  • + 1
 BTW, dedicating the next innovative trick to you Chester, a 1-handed superman/tabletop, chest bumping the pedal. Need someone else to pull it off though. Wink
  • + 1
 Dan's Comp called about these Chester pedals they said they wanted their BMX pedals back
  • + 2
 i heard chester rides clipped in.
  • + 2
 Isn't that the name of that False Killer whale at The aquarium. Haha
  • + 2
 Chester nose bonks with his actual nose
  • + 1
 26", 27.5" or 29"? Chester's too good to pay attention to wheel size debates...he still thinks 26" is all that exists!
  • + 1
 The 'Chester Pedal' - When more bang for your buck was forgotten and less bang for your buck was born -
  • + 1
 Here are the most juicy details about Chester... they are PEDALS. DUN DUN DUNNN!
  • + 2
 I heard that Chester can barspin a tripple crown fork.
  • + 1
 chester is like caitlyn jenner made of plastic and decided to change genders if you will from clip in to flat
  • + 2
 Chester rode 26" wheels and won a XC race
  • + 1
 Whenever you ride with Chester, every thing else is Chesterminated!!! Race Face On means Hasta la vista, baby!!!
  • + 2
 #ChestersaysZinkandSemenukgotrobbed
  • + 0
 Chester the Molester! watching that video made me feel like i was being lured into a white van by some creepy old guy. sad thing is, i really wanted to get in...
  • + 1
 I heard that when you put your feet on a Chester pedal that they make you feel fizzy like you can see around corners
  • - 2
 Chester never gives a f*** about good parts or a good Bike.
He is just shredding every Day and do the best things you could imagine on a Bike.
No Matter if he has to win the Downhill Worldcup Overall Ranking on a Dirtjump Bike in just one Race or he has to Win the FMB-World Tour Title on a Karpiel Apocalypse. He will f****** do this without any Problems.
Every Companie wants Chester riding their part and bikes but chester don't need any sponsors because Chesters parts never break and he never need new parts.
So Chester is the most badass Mountainbike-Rider of the Universe and will save the whole World with his pure awesomeness.
  • + 1
 Chester once got bitten by a King Cobra, after 4 days of agonizing pain the Cobra died!
  • + 2
 Your wife is cheating on you with Chester....And you thank him!
  • + 1
 If Chester would have hit that tree and it fell, I would have bought these pedal today !
  • + 1
 Chester got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16-ounce steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms.
  • + 2
 Chester is hitting the Jaw Drop today!
  • + 1
 Chester took the whole Atherton family out for a nice seafood dinner...and never called them again!
  • + 2
 Chester has never lost a sock.
  • + 1
 Some say Chester is the long lost great great grandson of King Henry VIII, making Chester the rightful king of England
  • + 1
 Chester is actually Al Gore's arch nemesis also know as man-bear-pig. He is half man, half bear, half pig.
  • + 2
 I heard "Dirt Merchant" was named after Chester.
  • + 1
 Chester is my welsh corgi, who despite being a male is still a complete b*tch
  • + 2
 Do you even chester, bro?
  • + 2
 I once had a pet rat named Chester. True story
  • + 0
 Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitos refuse to bite him out of respect. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art. He is the most interesting rider in the world.
  • + 2
 Chester, Chester, the pedal molester.
  • + 2
 Chester can't afford Atlas parts!
  • + 1
 I heard Chester can't fly in airplanes anymore because he isn't used to being right-side up in the air.
  • + 2
 Big foot claims he saw Chester roaming in the woods
  • + 1
 Chester, the one who your bike would leave you for and you would completely understand.
  • + 2
 Chester started Jerry Of The Day on Instagram
  • + 1
 After one night with Chester, her shins were holeyer than a Dan Atherton shovel commercial.
  • + 1
 Chester is the reason Bourdo goes so big, try as he might, h's never been able to top him
  • + 1
 I heard that chester once had a glass of orange juice after brushing his teeth...
  • + 2
 I don't always ride flats, but when I do I prefer CHESTER's.
  • + 2
 CHESTER IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!
  • + 1
 Is chester in the Dos Equis commercials, seems like the most interesting man in the world
  • + 1
 I heard that chester doesn't care what wheel size you use, as long as you can shred it hard.
  • + 2
 I heard Chester once fought Chuck Norris, and won.
  • + 0
 Chester is Chuck Norris
  • + 1
 Chester is the guy I spoke to yesterday when I renewed my Babestation subscription ...
  • + 1
 Even after the money started pouring in, Chester picks up a shovel every day.
  • + 2
 Chester always rides with his suspension in descend mode...always.
  • + 3
 Chester is Lorde.
  • + 3
 Chester abides.
  • + 1
 Chester is a crazy motherf**er who suddenly bit my shins badly..it was a mess!
  • + 1
 Chester is about to make friends with Fred and Joey at your local bike park.
  • + 1
 Chester does frontflips over frontflips while does backflips riding fakies.

(I know this doesn't make sense)
  • + 2
 Chester crashed into a building, the building exploded.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester once went to a party and showed 50 women his full pipe in the half pipe.
  • + 2
 I've heard Chester better then your girlfriend!
  • + 2
 Chester Copperpot: "I have the key to One-Eyed Willie."
  • + 2
 Chester looks like a session...
  • + 1
 Chuck Norris refuses to ride on Chesters because he claims that they are too grippy for him.
  • + 1
 Chester once brought a platform to a pedal test between a clips pedal just to even the odds...
  • + 2
 Chester shifts gears on a single-speed.
  • + 1
 Chuck Norris has chester's name tattooed on his back with a mural of chester's face below it.
  • + 2
 chester is like cheese, with other letters
  • + 2
 Chester says #semenukgotrobbed
  • + 1
 Some say, he was the son of brett tippie and raised by a pack of wolves, and that he can land on runway 37
  • + 1
 Chester is that person that can make everything look cool, even crashing...
  • + 2
 Clark Kent learned how to do Superman from Chester.
  • + 1
 Chester didn't lose his leg in Vietnam... Vietnam lost it's leg in Chester.
  • + 1
 Chester was fried chicken restaurant in St-Félicien! Not even close to MTB...
  • + 2
 Chester lives in a van down by the river
  • + 2
 I heard at Chester's ultrasound, you could see his Race Face!
  • + 3
 I can't stand Chester.
  • + 1
 Chesters stick to your feet better than my old pedals stick to my shins
  • + 1
 Chester can fold a piece of paper 9 times.
  • + 1
 Chester raced Chuck Norris... and won.
  • + 2
 Chester and Tippie are twins, and Chester is the funny one.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester and Sasquatch are blood brothers!
  • + 1
 Jester is like a jesus figure of pedals. Wow i suck at this.
  • + 0
 I'm not gonna lie Chester is a top class bloke.... Look at all us schmucks just trying to get a foot near him.
  • + 1
 Chester does #miniflip monday on a scooter
  • - 3
 Chester is many colors but not white, whata F#ck, is this discrimatory or what... It feels like a political campaign ad where no one wants to insult the other but don't care about the white. Come on Chester make some whites and forget all this political correctness, we don't need this Bull in the bike industry, we already have lots of problems with all these new standards.
  • + 1
 Chester? Damn near killed 'er!
  • + 1
 Chester won rampage in a wheel barrow
  • + 1
 -"Chuck Norris doesn't ride Chesters, Chesters ride Chuck Norris"
  • + 1
 Chester is the Stig's BC cousin.
  • + 1
 Ol' Chester is the one cracking a cold one before the ride starts.
  • + 2
 Chester for prez 2k16
  • + 1
 Chester doesn't do push ups,he pushes the world down
  • + 1
 I heard that Chester rode Hardline on a hardtail
  • + 1
 Chester doesn't ride downhill, mountains grow underneath his wheels.
  • + 1
 Who is Chester?
My family no longer speaks about Chester.
  • + 1
 Chester sticks his studs in my free riders bottom.
  • + 1
 Chester? I hardly know 'er!
  • + 1
 I heard that Chester rode Hardline on a fat bike
  • + 1
 Chester Lake trailCanadian Rockies,Kananaskis,Alberta, Canada
  • + 1
 Chester tears peoples shoes up more then Chuck Norris could
  • + 1
 Chester is Illuminati, it is the creation of the beginning!
  • + 1
 I heard chester gets loam out when he skids in the street
  • + 1
 chester cheeto? the cheesy cheetah? what else needs to be said?
  • + 1
 I am Chester. Give me my free pedals. Thanks.
  • + 1
 Chester the Shin Molester
  • + 1
 I heard that Chester won the uci world cup and world champs on a klunker..
  • + 1
 This was the office dog at old RF.
  • + 1
 Chester is a foot molester.
  • + 1
 Aaron Gwin goes chainless? Chester goes brakeless.
  • + 1
 Chester can speak braille
  • + 1
 I heard Chester rode the fest series on a hardtail
  • + 1
 A-Line once mad a Chester Edit
  • + 1
 Chester races Enduro, without pre-riding the courses.
  • + 1
 The moon and sun rise every day and night just to see Chester ride.
  • + 1
 I heard chester beat chuck Norris...
  • + 2
 I am.
  • + 1
 Chester wear tighter jeans than Semenuk
  • + 1
 Red Bull paid Chester to ride at Rampage
  • + 1
 Chester rides your girlfriend harder than he rides his bike
  • + 1
 Chester the trail molester!
  • + 1
 When Chester tell ya mama jokes he actually means ya mama
  • + 1
 Chester _______ _________ Chuck Norris.
  • + 1
 Chester would probably be good at football if bikes didn't exist
  • + 1
 Chester is mountainbiking
  • + 1
 Chester???? We Have a problem!!!
  • + 1
 Chester???? We Have a problem!!!
  • + 1
 Chester???? We Have a problem!!!
  • + 1
 Chester??? We have a problem!!!!
  • + 1
 Chester??? We have a problem!!!!
  • + 1
 Chester can make a unreal fetuchini alfredo
  • + 1
 I've heard chester got the fastest line.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester invented PINKBIKE.
  • + 1
 Chester shreds trails almost as hard as his own ankles.
  • + 1
 CHESTERS' SPIRIT ANIMAL IS A DRUNK HONEY BADGER!!!
  • + 1
 Chester won Whip off in whistler, on Roller-blades..
  • + 1
 Chester once made a documentary about the discovery channel
  • + 1
 Chester once beat semenuk in style.
  • + 1
 Chester is the one who deletes my Pinkbike comments.
  • + 1
 Chester made fun of clipless pedals before they existed
  • + 1
 I heard Chester has a sole destroying personality
  • + 1
 I heard chester put the upside-down fork upside-down????
  • + 1
 Uller is the snow God, Chester is the brown pow God.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester won the world cup on a unicycle
  • + 1
 Chester don't care about wheel size
  • + 1
 Chester is love, Chester is live
  • + 1
 Chester is so flat it makes your girlfriend feel better.
  • + 1
 Who is Chester?Easy,a pedal.
  • + 1
 Chester used to play bass for Hendrix...
  • + 1
 I heard Chester bites through your shin pads!
  • + 1
 Chester doesn't need water breaks. He only breaks water.
  • + 1
 if you chest er you best wear a full face helmet
  • + 1
 im lost isn't he a cheetah selling cheesy snacks
  • + 1
 "I AM CHESTER!" *Kicks rest of pink-bike commenters down the well*
  • + 1
 I heard Chester was The Stig
  • + 1
 Chester once went on a 3 hour tour and didn't get lost.
  • + 1
 Cheesy Chester got stabbed in the chest by his cheesy Chester peddles
  • + 1
 Chester??but i only met her?
  • + 1
 Chester pulls "Manual Monday" everyday.
  • + 1
 chester manuals uphill.....on a unicycle!
  • + 1
 I heard Chester kicked Chuck Norris's ass!
  • + 1
 Chester? I heard that he was Admiral of his own feet.
  • + 1
 Chester actually created the God particle while roosting a berm.
  • + 1
 Chester lives in Bogeyman's closet
  • + 1
 In soviet Russia, Chester ride you
  • + 1
 Chester won Rampage on a road bike.
  • + 1
 The legend goes that chester destroyed chuck norris shins.
  • + 1
 Chester once threw a bar-spin, while riding his bike with no handlbars
  • + 1
 Chester the trail molester?
  • + 1
 Chester is actually a 'She'
  • + 1
 I heard Chester looks like a Trek Session
  • + 1
 Chester pulls 720's going one spin tot the left and one to the right.
  • + 1
 Chester once said: "Darth Vader... I am your father"
  • + 1
 Adele called Chester and said hello.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester built his rampage line using his own hands as shovels.
  • + 1
 Your mom calls me Chester
  • + 1
 I heard Chester is tougher than chuck Norris
  • + 1
 All others yell...Chester is my daddy!
  • + 1
 Chester climbed 20,000 vertical feet in a singe day, chainless.
  • + 1
 chester+shred+ready= chester shreddy
  • + 1
 Chester raced 9 world cups this season.
  • + 1
 Chester won his own contest without posting
  • + 1
 Chester speaks in Morse code .-. .- -.-. . ..-. .- -.-. . / .. / .-- .. -.
  • + 1
 Chester is us mountain bikers
  • + 1
 I heard Chester killed a man with a trident!
  • + 1
 Chester once got a call from Adele and said 'Goodbye'
  • + 1
 Chester once gave his father "The talk".
  • + 1
 Chester is so light, he makes carbon jealous.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester has been in Red Bull Rampage 11 times.
  • + 1
 Chester the molester, molesting feet, shins and calves since 2015.
  • + 1
 Chester never forgets to call his mom
  • + 1
 Chester was born in July and Slo Burn wrote this tune about him.
  • + 1
 Some say The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from Chester
  • + 1
 What are people using for the stabilization in videos like at 7 seconds???
  • + 1
 -"Chester doesn't need to pedal up hills"
  • + 1
 Chester gets higher than sassy the Sasquatch!
  • + 1
 Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night for Chester.
  • + 1
 Chester IS the one, true, Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • + 1
 I heard Chester won Canadian open DH on a road bike with no brakes.
  • + 1
 Chester is made from 100% Canadian bacon!
  • + 1
 Chester is the Ayatollah of Flippin' Ovah!
  • + 0
 Chester had a fight with Chuck and Chan, chester knocked em both out with one hit. #OneHitWonder
  • + 1
 chester is aaron gwins pocket pussy
  • + 1
 Chester can only be divided by two.
  • + 0
 Once Chuck Norris tried to crash and smash Chester. After days of battle Chuck Norris finally addmited his defeat.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester Chester'd the Canyon Gap on a unicycle.
  • + 1
 Chester still rides 26" and has a different meaning for boost.
  • + 1
 Rocks and logs suffer from Chester strikes.
  • + 2
 Chester the molester
  • + 4
 Chester the shoe molester
  • + 2
 lol hoverp that's a pretty fantastic rhyme! buut If Chester is judging, I don't think you'll get any free pedals Smile
  • + 1
 I heard Chester has a G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip... just like your mom.
  • + 1
 Chester is made out of materials.
  • + 1
 materials are made out of chester
  • + 1
 Chester hucked his meat hard than Nicolai Rogatkin
  • + 1
 I heard that the Contact was the best, until I heard of Chester. Wink
  • + 1
 I was told Chester did a backflip and landed in china
  • + 1
 The only thing stronger then John Cena is Chester
  • + 2
 chester is a pedal
  • + 1
 I heard Agassiz stole Chester's line
  • + 1
 I heard Chester once looked like a Session."
  • + 1
 I heard off a bloke in the pub he can enduro a fixie in mid air?
  • + 0
 Chester and Chuck Norris went shredding some trails one day....Chester came back riding 2 bikes!
  • + 1
 I heard chester beat Aaron Gwin with a broken chain and no spokes.
  • + 1
 I heard that Chester doesn't pedal to the trail 'cause he has to get towed
  • + 1
 Chester makes you realise you have less in clipless.
  • - 3
 Many of you will have heard the story of the Garden of Eden..... Well let me tell you, there is some truth in the stories we've heard, however there has been a number of porky pies and glaring omission!

The greatest of these is the part Chester played!

Having rocked up on his Raceface tricked out DH, Chester used the snake (AKA the Devil), as a trail fix inner tube following the biggest huck to flat in history....... From heaven to earth!

Some might say that was LEGENDARY enough!

But no, there's more..... You know the tree of knowledge shenanigans, well what actually happened was, Chester brewed up some serious hoochy cider, got wasted, slapped Adam and ploughed Eve..... Later Eve gave birth to Chuck Norris, and the rest well, that's what we refer to as history Smile
  • + 1
 Chester once back-flipped over your mum.
  • + 1
 Chester does know the muffin man.
  • + 1
 Chester rode my mom for 18 hours straight... Chester is an a*shole. Frown
  • + 6
 Chester parties harder than Lamar Odom
  • + 0
 #ChesterFact
Chester likes to big, like big as in making Fest series look small.
  • + 1
 Chester uses rattlesnakes as condoms
  • + 1
 its too wet to ride -said chester never
  • + 1
 i heard chester whipped a tree so hard the tree broke.
  • + 1
 Chester is more suave than Geraro
  • + 1
 Chesters whips are so big people call them 360s
  • + 1
 Chester is the EWS world champion every years since 2012
  • + 1
 I heard Chester eats shins for breakfast...
  • + 1
 Chester use to be the lead singer for Linkin Park.
  • + 1
 How many backflips can Chester do you ask?

The answer is, all of them!
  • + 1
 Chester the shin molestor. It's worth it though
  • + 1
 Chester: grab defeat. shake the shit out of it.
  • + 1
 Chester uses bagels for tires
  • + 1
 I heard Chester rode K2, He started his line with a flair drop!
  • + 1
 Chester can do a superman... without taking his legs off the pedals
  • + 1
 Chester the Foot Molester- sign me up!
  • + 1
 Chester won rampage on a 20"
  • + 1
 Chester runs a home for imaginary friends.
  • + 1
 When Google did not reply , Chester has .
  • + 1
 The ground fears when Chester is falling..
  • + 1
 If Chuck Norris were to ride a bike, he would ride with Chester.
  • + 1
 I AM CHESTER!!!! (In my best sparticus voice)
  • + 1
 Chester thinks that all bikes look like a Session.
  • + 1
 The buffering can't keep up with Chester.
  • - 3
 15 facts about Chester

1) Chester lives vicariously through himself.
2) Chester once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
3) When it is raining, it is because Chester is thinking of something sad.
4) Chester’s bike never gets dirty.
5) Chester is left-handed and right-handed.
6) The police often question Chester just because they find him interesting.
7) Chester’s blood smells like loam.
Cool Chester’s business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
9) Chester has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
10) If Chester were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
11) Chester is fluent in all languages, including three that only Chester speaks.
12) Chester tips an astonishing 100%.
13) Once while bike-packing around the world, Chester discovered a short cut.
14) Panhandlers give him money.
15) When Chester pedals are mounted on a new bike, it increases in value.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester robbed Norbs.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester has boost spacing...
  • + 1
 Chester is the Stig. Fact.
  • + 1
 I heard that Chester hit crabapple jumps on a cross bike.
  • + 1
 Chesters videos dont need slomo the god slows down time for him
  • + 1
 Chester broke his chain in '06 and never replaced it LOL !
  • + 1
 He's a guy that used to be in Hustler
  • + 1
 Chester... the molester of you feet.
  • + 1
 I've heard you can put Chester on a kona and it won't snap
  • + 1
 Chester once rode a Walmart bike... and lived.
  • + 1
 i heard that even Chuck Norris can't overtake Chester
  • + 1
 kanye west loves Chester more than himself
  • + 1
 Whats so great about this new pedal versus the deity compound?
  • + 1
 Sasquatch once reported a Chester sighting
  • + 1
 I heard #Chestergotrobbed at this years Rampage
  • + 1
 Chester is so good at pumping, he won an xc race with no chain.
  • + 1
 Chester P Hackenbush Taskforce forever
  • + 1
 Chester dropped his phone and the screen broke... it was a nokia 3310.
  • + 1
 Chester lives in a van down by the river.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester did a cashroll over Trumps wall.
  • + 1
 Chester won a 'Whip Off' against Chuck Norris earlier this year.
  • + 1
 Chesters murdered 3 strippers and hasn't paid taxes since 1997
  • + 1
 When Chester hits a shin, it takes the leg
  • + 1
 Sasquatch once reported a Chester sighting.
  • + 1
 When I dream I am Chester!! When I wake... I am no longer Chester...
  • + 1
 Chester would ENDURO your mom.
  • + 1
 Some magicians can walk on water. Chester can swim through land.
  • + 1
 Hopefully Chester puts the free, in my freeride ????
  • + 1
 Chester is the invisible cat in the story of Alice in Wonderland!
  • + 1
 Free RaceFace gear is still not a good deal
  • + 1
 The Chester abides...and shreds.
  • + 1
 I heard Chester holidays on a pedalo in the lakes!
  • + 1
 I don't always ride flats. But when I do, I ride Chester!
  • + 1
 Chester has never had a pedal strike, and he rides every day in Moab!
  • + 1
 Some say Chester knows two facts about ducks...and both are wrong.
  • + 1
 To Chester or not to Chester, that is the question
  • + 1
 Aaron Gwin wears Chester underpants.
  • + 1
 many smart people will tell you that Chester is the Race Face logo
  • + 1
 chester is life chester is love.
  • + 1
 Chester knows I like free stuff
  • + 1
 I heard that Chester opposite back flipped the bobsled drop
  • + 1
 Use Chester and get more chest hair!!!!
  • + 1
 Some say Chester doesn't have any feet but has four hands...
  • + 1
 CHESTER IS THE ENVY OF PEDALS EVERYWHERE!
  • + 1
 Chester eats nails for breakfast.... without any milk
  • + 1
 Chester never met a berm he couldn't destroy.
  • + 1
 I heard that Chester is tracked by the FAA for violating no-fly zones.
  • + 1
 Those Chester pedals look mad
  • + 1
 Chester is Ron Jeremy's son
  • + 1
 I heard Chester beat Gwin on fakie
  • + 1
 Who is Chester?
Who IS Chester?
We may never know.
  • + 1
 I heard Ole Chester fought a tree stump... and won.
  • + 1
 Chester occasionally sends double black diamonds on a recumbent, just cuz.
  • + 2
 Chester the molester.
  • + 1
 Chuck Norris does Chester's laundry
  • + 1
 How many barspins does Chester do during one jump? Every.
  • + 1
 Chester rides a Strider bike.