I f*cked mother goose, and made the bitch give me cab fare.Sabre tooth tree frogs, viscous blue pandas
90 foot pythons with blood red bandannas
Better look out for the Army of Kittens
They'll drag you away with bulletproof mittens.
Jack-booted pixies, fermenting black berries
Wielding glass axes, handcrafted by faeries
Beware the beasties, dressed up as sheep
They'll drag you away at night as you sleep.
Tea spitting Cobras and 3 blinded mice
Are hosting the chat shows and giving advice
Eyes to the sky for pigs riding brooms
They'll sweep you away to the land of the doomed.
-Sean Tracy / 2008