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Can't wait to race you in Snowmass

1 - Andreu Lacondeguy (YT) 2 - Graham Agassiz (Kona) 3 - Brett Rheeder (Trek) 4 - Tom van Steenbergen (Trek) 5 - Kelly McGarry (Diamondback)

I would show up to the airport in a limo with two models accompanying me to check-in. VIP services in the airport give me special treatment, skipping the security line. Having first class on the plane shouldn't even be a question. Once again, the limo picks me up with more models once I arrive in Vancouver. I am escorted to the presidential suite of the finest hotel. Soon I will socialize with the finest royalty from around the world. I will show them my GoPro edits and brag, while also explaining that the jumps look smaller in the wide-angle lens (lets be real, most of our footage isn't THAT cool. But you can't help but think it is anyway). The next day a Redbull heli pilot will pick me up along with my free prototype Yeti SB7C with Switch Infinty² tech. Richie Rude, Gared Graves, and Cedric Garcia, will each accompany me for one day, but not show me up. A few locals ride with me along with my friends from home. The locals show their favorite secret trails and breweries. We all taste a generous amount of beer each night. One of the last days Brandon, Cam, and Ryan Howard will shred some trails with me. But in the end, i's all about exploring local towns and trails, not about the life of generous luxury. So me and my riding buddies from home will meet locals and ride like they ride. We will experience culture from our cousins up north.

But he always folds his clothes before going in the nude

"He's on it! He's on so like an Austrian Transvestite!" 2:00:50

Have you ridden a 29er? Do you like it?

If I came to your home and looked inside the refrigerator, what would I find?

My SB-66 is the best bike I've ever had...

Its only 1 AM here!