The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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tollboothrichie Tajlucas's article
Mar 17, 2019 at 6:09
Mar 17, 2019
tollboothrichie orbea's article
May 8, 2018 at 13:43
May 8, 2018
Thomas Lapeyrie Speaks About His Recovery & Rides an eMTB - Video
I'm on the couch right now with a moderately displaced broken fibia and 8 weeks off the bike. And wondering to myself, how would an e-bike help my post injury rehabilitation? I understand it could help me get to the top of my favorite trails again, but won't the extra weight of the bike be a detriment to ALL the other aspects of riding?
tollboothrichie mikekazimer's article
Feb 28, 2018 at 18:33
Feb 28, 2018
Cycling Brands Under Scrutiny in Gun Control Debate
@Batipapo: 911 attacks, 1993 world trade center bombing, Oklahoma city bombing, a recent rash of rental truck terror attacks, ect
tollboothrichie brianpark's article
Aug 23, 2017 at 14:09
Aug 23, 2017
Why Pinkbike is Covering eMTBs This Week
@Mac-Aravan: here in the Pacific Northwest I've seen 1 ebike out on the trails, and it was being pushed.
tollboothrichie brianpark's article
Aug 23, 2017 at 9:28
Aug 23, 2017
Why Pinkbike is Covering eMTBs This Week
@hungrymonkey: shuttle and lift access trails are purpose built for the type of bike and riding style being ridden on them.
Mar 27, 2017 at 18:20
Mar 27, 2017

Transition TR250

$1500 USD
Up for sale is my 2012 Transition TR250. Everything works great, ready to ride. Bearings are all smooth, Stanchions are damage free. Two rides on Fox factory rebuild on the shock, and 5-6 rides on fork lowers service. There are a couple dings in the rear rim but it still spins true. Includes Geo chips, two sets of fork seals, and factory touch up paint. Will ship on buyer's dime. Thanks for looking! Fork Brand & Model Fox 36 Van RC2 180mm, all three springs included Rear Shock Fox DHX RC4 400, 450, 500# springs included Brakeset Shimano Zee w/203mm rotor front/Shimano Zeew/203mm rotor rear brakes Shift Lever Shimano Saint Rear Derailleur Shimano Zee Shadow plus Crankset Ethirteen LG1, Raceface narrow/wide 34t Ethirteen chainguide. Pedals none Bottom Bracket Ethirteen Chain KMC Gold Seatpost Thompson Elite Saddle ANVL titanium Handlebar Easton Havoc 35mm Handlebar Stem Easton Havoc 35mm 50mm extension Headset Chris King Hubs Shimano Saint Rims Mavic EX 729 Tires 26 x 2.4 Maxxis DHF 3C EXO front 26 x 2.4 Maxxis DHR 3C EXO

Mar 27, 2017 at 17:41
Mar 27, 2017

Giant Trance XO

$995 USD
For sale is a Giant Trance XO size small, 26" wheels. Bike is ready to ride, needs nothing. No dents, usual cosmetic scratches. Stanchions are clean and free of wear, dings, or scratches. All bearings run smooth. 1x10 Shimano xt/oneup/Raceface drivetrain. KS Lev dropper with Specialized thumb remote. Brand new SLX brakes. I'll knock $150 off the price if you'd rather have a rigid Thompson seatpost. Shipping on buyers dime. Thanks for looking! Fork Brand & Model Fox 32 Float 140mm adjustable travel and lockout Rear Shock Fox Float RP23, 5" travel Brakeset Shimano SLX w/180mm rotor front/Shimano SLXw/160mm rotor rear brakes Shift Lever Shimano Saint Front Derailleur None Rear Derailleur Shimano XT Shadow plus with Oneup Radcage Crankset Shimano XT, Raceface narrow/wide 30t Pedals Truvative Bottom Bracket Shimano XT Hollowtech II 73mm shell Rear Cogs XT cassette with Oneup 42t range extender Chain Shimano XT Seatpost KS Lev, 30.9mm diameter Specialized thumb remote Saddle WTB Rocket V titanium rails Handlebar Easton Haven carbon fiber Handlebar Stem Truvative Stylo 60mm 31.8 Headset 1 1/8" Hubs Shimano Rims Botranger A-580 Tires 26 x 2.4 Maxxis DHF 3C EXO front 26 x 2.4 Maxxis DHR 3C EXO

tollboothrichie mattwragg's article
Feb 24, 2017 at 11:03
Feb 24, 2017
tollboothrichie mattwragg's article
Feb 24, 2017 at 10:49
Feb 24, 2017
Point: E-Bikes Are Good for the Sport
@slayerdegnar: shuttle routes and lift access trails are designed for the type of bike being used on them. Most trails are not designed for or approved for use by mopeds
tollboothrichie RichardCunningham's article
Jan 12, 2017 at 10:09
Jan 12, 2017
BikeYoke DeHy - Review
My Reverb has been reliable also and I like movement. The problem for me is having to unwrap my thumb from the bar to actuate the button, hence the dehy kit for me. As far as the Novyparts remote is concerned, it's a neat piece but I prefer cable actuation to hydraulic for droppers and it's cheaper here in N. America.
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