Randoms Round 4 - Eurobike 2017

Sep 2, 2017 at 4:25
by Vernon Felton  
Eurobike 2017

Eurobike Final Randoms
Sometimes you stop and think, what I need right now is a helmet that looks like the hairpiece from a Lego man. Or, wait, no. No, you never think that. But some helmet manufacturer did.

Magura Vyron 2018
Magura was quick to market with an electronic dropper post--the Vyron. No cables to get contaminated, spooge oil or send you into fits of rage as you attempt to route them through your frame... What's not to love? The delay between pressing the button and the post actually dropping. That bit needed some work. Magura, however, have returned with an updated Vyron post that they claim is four to five times faster than the original model. It's available in 100, 125 and 150-millimeter drops.

Eurobike Final Randoms
Is it brand new? Nope. Don't care. Topeak's mini ratchet set is dope. The Ratchet Rocket Lite NTX fairly bristles with tools, including T10, 15 and 25 TorqBits, weighs about as much as a mouse fart and stows away neatly in a tidy pack.

Eurobike Final Randoms
Eurobike Final Randoms

Look, this knife can saw through car tires and yet slice a piece of paper with the razor-sharp precision of a samurai’s katana! Tradeshows always have some kind of wacky pitchman pulling stunts in the hope that some of the bleary-eyed, gacked-out attendees will stop in their tracks for a second and check out their wares. Well, it worked on me this time.

The guys from Joe’s were riding back and forth over a mat of nasty spikes. You see all the blue dots on the tire? Those are Joe’s Eco-Sealant that have plugged up the myriad punctures. And that’s just one small section of tire. They’d popped the hell out of the whole hoop and the tire hardly lost any air. I felt the tire before and after and you could hardly tell it dropped any PSI. Impressive.

Eurobike Final Randoms
Rondo has a handful of gorgeous RUUT models on display at the show. While one of their carbon models won a Eurobike award, I am partial to the steel version here. The Twin Tip fork lets you slacken or steepen the geo, based on your day's ride.

Eurobike Final Randoms
Ergon showed up to Eurobike with a whole lot of noteworthy products, including innovative saddles, new grips and this hydration pack. The new BA2 10-liter, All-Mountain pack features an adjustable harness that accomodates a wide range of rider sizes, a fixed mount for action cams (for follow footage), room for hydration bladders or back protectors and a bevy of cleverly-designed pockets.

Eurobike Final Randoms
Plenty of riders on the EWS circuit ride 7iDP's Transition knee pads. Sam Hill is one of them. Hill, however, asked the company for a version with a bit more protection on the shin and along the sides of the knee. The result is the Transition Pluse, which will retail for $79.95. As with the model it's based on, this is a completely strapless affair.

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I know, another e-bike. I was impressed, though. Focus' Project Y road model doesn't look like ten pounds of shit stuffed into a five-pound sack, which makes it the welcome, odd duck in Eurobike's massive flock of e-bikes.

Eurobike Randoms Round 2
WTB spent a lot of time interviewing women riders and finding out which saddles worked them and which ones left them in a world of hurt. The end result is the new Koda saddle. The company also found, however, that a lot of their male test riders dug the saddle. There's, apparently, a fair bit of overlap here, which isn't terribly surprising when you consider that we are actually the same species. The new Koda saddle features a recessed middle section, medium-density padding and a slightly shorter nose. There are several models ranging in price from $39.95 to $129.95.


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71 Comments
  • 144 1
 As a bald man, I am very interested that lego hairpiece. Does it come in blonde?
  • 81 21
 No, but they have an orange-blonde comb-over model they call "Trumped"
  • 4 0
 Yeah Felton where's the link, I need this!
  • 3 0
 "Nothing baaad, ever happens to me!"
  • 40 1
 That's not Lego, it's Playmobil. It's the other European super expensive plastic toy.
  • 5 0
 One bald mans helmet please, in fact, ill take a brown and black. Cheers.
  • 6 0
 Will they be doing a fullface one with hipster beard? if so i'm in!!!
  • 1 0
 That's not Lego, it's Playmobil. Much more Euro!
  • 56 1
 Big mistake ! This is not a "lego-look-like" helmet, but Playmobil !!!
  • 8 1
 Only us euro's knows about that
  • 8 0
 Instructions unclear, 'helmet' stuck in helmet
  • 17 0
 @monz9dk: false. playmobil jeep/trailer/dirtbike set saw more action than any toy in my arsenal. build a couple senders out of blocks and you've got yourself one hell of a saturday morning.
  • 1 0
 Loved that stuff as a kid in the 80's!
  • 2 0
 yeah im with @kbonesddeuce moto and jeep set were a staple at play time. had a bunch of the cowboy and indian sets too. my dad(old timey history nerd) used to play with em after i went to bed lol
  • 45 2
 How do you call a dude on an electric road bike? A road-E
  • 14 4
 An idiot?
  • 38 3
 @RedRedRe: You're an Ediot
  • 18 1
 That helmet manufacturer has clearly ripped off Bret Mckenzie and his revolutionary helmet hair design

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNw8KUnAfrU
  • 3 0
 Haha, that's what I thought. Been thinking about it for ages, it's on the board.
  • 5 0
 Little bit of an error with the Topeak kit. You claim "...including T10, 15 and 25 TorqBits" but the TorqBits are actually 4, 5, and 6 nm pre-set torque wrenches with bit-driver attachments. T10, 15, and 25 are Torx wrench sizes. Not to be confused with torque.
  • 4 0
 he said torq instead of torx and completely failed to mention the torque bits. kind of scary that the person giving us coverage wouldn't recognize that the torque bits are the exciting part here.
  • 8 0
 It looks like Brett's hair helmet on "Flight of the Conchords"!
  • 7 1
 In a way, I might rather have a helmet that looks like cartoon hair piece rather than a helmet that makes me look like a bicycle cop from the future.
  • 4 0
 "There's, apparently, a fair bit of overlap here, which isn't terribly surprising when you consider that we are actually the same species"

Ha ha
  • 5 0
 Happened with one of the specialized road saddles as well. Apparently no one likes soft tissue pressure on their junk
  • 2 0
 As much as I hate the idea of e-mtbs on trails and all that, I would love to move the speed sensor to the crank arm (i.e. "hacking" the governor) on that Focus, put it in Turbo mode and and go rocket around for an afternoon....
  • 1 0
 throw a fatter tire on it and shred all the turns! knee down supermoto style. also steal all the kom's lol
  • 6 2
 It's not lego. It's playmobile
  • 3 1
 Playmobil
  • 2 0
 So is the WTB Koda just the updated version of the Deva? I have two Devas on my bikes right now. Would go for another if the lengthened the nose to Chromag Mood length.
  • 6 3
 I can get behind an e road bike. I'd love one for getting to and from work
  • 12 0
 I don't know about on the other side of the Atlantic, but over here, e-bikes are limited to ~15mph. A road bike doesn't take a lot of effort to get above that sort of speed, which would mean your riding a 40-ish lb road bike without a motor a lot of the time.
I can see the benefits on a touring bike designed to be massively loaded up, but it seems a touch unnecessary on a standard road bike?
  • 1 0
 @AlexxxC: Was thinking the same, the only benefit possibly a more consistant speed on very long climbs. Helping with your heart rate, not pushing it in and out of the danger zone. Keeping it at a safe constant;
  • 13 1
 You could get to work on a 49cc scooter faster for less money.
  • 1 0
 @AlexxxC: That's a good point, it also wouldn't make any economical sense as it would take me 6 or 7 years to actually save money over paying for gas.
  • 6 0
 @src248: Prices generally have gone really silly over the last 5 years in the bike industry, for the price of some DH ,E, or MTB's , I could buy a dirt bike all the kit and a van to go riding with;
  • 1 0
 Came to say the same thing, a commuter e-bike is something I could get behind... But then realized they're so light it doesn't take much to get them up to speed. So kind of defeats the purpose of having a nice light bike. Probably great for hills though!
  • 11 2
 Id love a hacked one. Pedalling at 60-70kmph, that could make road riding fun for me.
  • 3 0
 @b4uwereborn: I remember riding DH when marzocchi released a DH fork that you would die to buy for $5000AUD.
  • 3 0
 @Cashman39: i could imagine a ebike as a inner city commuter. There is no limit to acceleration and i have ridden bikes where you could get to 25 kph within 3 crank revolutions. would realy increase my riding times in the city without breaking a sweat.
  • 5 0
 I've seen far more commuting e bikes in use than e 'road' bikes or e mountain bikes round here. Normal people, choosing to ride an ebike to work / shop over a car fills my heart with joy.

I live in a fairly hilly city, and I think the hills are the main barrier to the number of cycle commuters, e bikes overcome alot of that barrier.

It's unbelievable that government grants to purchase e bikes in the uk are not available and the government scheme in place to assist bicycle purchase via wage deductions is capped at £1000 hasn't been raised to allow for the extra expense of many ebikes. whereas there are many such grants/schemes in the rest of Europe.
  • 5 0
 @Braindrain: It would be much more efficient than all those attepts fo make cars more eco freindly. So many short distance trips could be completely replaced by bikes. Cities would get cleaner and congestion would be almost solved.

But sadly the car is the all important symbol of wealth, esp. in germany. "only poor people and loosers ride bikes"
  • 1 0
 You guys realize you can commute on any bicycle right? Especially with a motor/battery slapped on it. Don't use your DH bike much? Slap a motor on it. Use your trail bike offroad all the time? Slap a motor on it and use it even more. Don't want the motor today? take it off. Gotdamn rocket surgery....but noooo, gotta buy more shit to fill all the square footage no one needs. Smile
  • 1 0
 @Katakalism: My commute is 5.5 miles, mostly flat, one smallish hill going up on the way. Normally do it in around 20 mins, longer in a headwind lol. I vary my speed by sprinting in places, trying to catch and pass any other cyclists I see in the distance too. So for me a e commute bike isn't probably worth it;
  • 1 0
 @loopie: Do you say the same to your wife/ girlfriend when she buys yet another pair of shoes? Lol, like riding my DH as it is, uplift or push. as i'm fairly fit don't mind pushing when required, my commute is 5.5 miles fairly flat, and can do it in 20 mins, so no need for a motor as i'm happy to vary my speeds by sprinting, ebike trail bike just opens up the hills, especially climbing. Among many other advantages, cheers;
  • 2 0
 Thanks Vernon, every caption made me chuckle. Haha "mouse fart." I should probably go to bed now.
  • 2 0
 I'm looking forward to the no pedals e-bike with handlebar driving assistance.
  • 2 3
 A board with nails in it is the "easy mode" for tire sealants. Any competent sealant can seal those holes. If that's the best you can come up with for the trade show, you need to get with the times.
  • 3 0
 What would you propose?
  • 2 2
 @therealtylerdurden: something different than what Stan's was doing at tradeshows 15+ years ago.
  • 7 0
 @cxfahrer: run over a lot of knives on your trails, do you?
  • 2 3
 iron maiden comes back.
  • 1 0
 @therealtylerdurden: run over a lot of boards covered in nails out on the trail?

All I'm saying is that any sealant under the sun, including the stuff in my cabinet right at this moment, will seal nail holes. In fact, I Suspect a tubeless casing itself will seal a hole that size pretty well with NO sealant. When I get a half-inch cut, however, Stan's doesn't seal that. If you wanna impress(which is the point of trade show demonstrations) me show me that you work better than one of the other 50 different sealants already on the market.
  • 2 0
 @groghunter: I gotcha. That is assuming, however, that it's capable of sealing such a cut. I doubt it is. I keep a sewing kit just for that scenario actually lol
  • 10 0
 @groghunter: "So, you rode over a board of nails puncturing your tyres tens of times without a dramatic loss of pressure?

That don't impress-a-me much!"
  • 2 0
 @therealtylerdurden: how about sealing sidewall or bead cuts, since that's the tricky part. Any decent sealant can seal tread punctures as the sealant is naturally thrown outward to the tread when the wheel spins.
  • 1 0
 @dthomp325: hence why I said I doubt it's able to.
  • 2 0
 If you get a sidewall pinch flat or small cut, just stop, get off the bike, lean it to the side so that sealant pours through the hole. You may as well try to use one of tubeless fixing systems and stuff the hole with a shitty goo if sealant alone doesn't work. But If you want a solution that seals your tyre without you knowing about it, you may as well vote for inventing something that shuttles the bike up... WAIT A MINUTE!!!
  • 1 0
 Buy that helmet and paint me yellow I'm gonna go as a Lego man for Halloween this year!
  • 1 0
 Love my ergon ba3 back pack. Full or empty it's solid, stable and forget it's there comfortable.
  • 1 0
 Those interested in the mini ratchet might also consider the Wadsworth Falls Mini Ratchet.
  • 1 0
 7idp is the clear leaders for knee protection.
  • 2 0
 Nice hairmet !lol
  • 1 0
 I wouldn't mind having a RUUT...
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