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fender bender freakout!!!
This clip will be on Fast & Loud demolition theater. Dec 2015. Episode 126. Check it out if you have time.
853 Comments
- + 216
ya like holly crap she is some sorta super bitch or something! that was like all her fault!!! you should have freaked out at her she deserved it!
but this was quite halarieous
- + 73
yeah i agree with raging-hippo, did she really need to throw the bike, like common, if she was worried about the bike then throwing it isnt going to make it any better
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LOL, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? If I were you I would try to contact her or one of the people she was with and get them to watch it. You handled it a lot better than I would have. She pretty much sat there and lied to all her friends about the entire thing. I don't know how you stayed so calm. haha
- + 52
lololol dude if that lady yelled at me like that I would have FREAKED the f*ck out at her, I cant believe you could stay calm like that
- + 52
You have no reason to feel bad about that. You were completely sincere and apolagetic and she was a crazy biatch. She couldn't have possibly been hurt, especially with all that armour, and she totally pulled over into you. I figure anyone else would have tried to pass the exact same way.
- + 47
dude it was totally her fault, she should have let you pass, that's like the unwritten law of biking
- + 30
wow, you werent even that close and why the hell did she just slam on the brakes and completely stop. not "slow down" like she said.
- + 57
OH MY GOSH. How funny would it be if her PMS ended and then she saw this video and realized what a crazy bitch she was being!
- + 35
I honestly can't believe how calm you were able to stay through the whole thing. I would have been very apologetic up until the point where she tried to attack you with the bike (funny as hell btw), and at that point i would have just been like "bitch! move!"
- + 23
WOW! Thats hilarious!!! Perfect song choice! I love it once you roll away and tunes start up again... classic!
- + 18
Wow she come to a complete stop in the middle of the trail and freaks out because she got hit, that guy should of said its her fucking falt! ac9294 you are not in the wrong in any way! Oh and her legs is totally broken because she didn't feel that all all when she hopped up and threw her SXT at you..
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omg that was great, i think she was just menstruating, i know i coulda take a hit like that and laughed it off, he was really sorry to, i dont even feel bad for her, i feel bad for him!
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I would have smacked a ho. Seriously who does that? You're the man for not running her and her bike over leaving.
- - 44
dude dont be such a wuss when you were the one who was right. she kinda just owned you right there and you gave into it so easily
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that stupid fucking dumass bitch she totally spazed out at you because she was a NOOB for stopping in the middle of the trail and not letting you pass and you totally took the blame for i would have set her straight...
- + 14
look at these idiots, they are all padded up and they are doing a what i consider a walking trail!!!
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if ur going to stop dont stop on the trail stop oh the fuckin side of the trail. and it wasn't that bad u shouldn't spas about it. the guy riding was so generous she shouldn't be a douche. and dont ever throw ur bike at someone elses bike
- + 15
'i think i broke my leg' well you stood up right away and were moving it like it was no big deal
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Just another rental yuppie. That sort of shit happens every day in whistler. Retards stopping in the dumbest places with no warning.
- + 25
"if u wanna go 100 mph go be a big man on a black" if your gunna stop and be a pussy about it when you get hit go ride a green!!!
- + 8
hah, what a twat, "ahh i think ive broken my leg" . but she can hurl a big bike at the guy behind, hmmm
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haha yeah like he care !? xD i would have freaked out but now i see this he just made it easy 2 get moving on but i wasnt his fault !? xD
- + 14
What a f-ing BITCH! first of all you DON*T stop in the middle of the f*cking trail! Second of all she barely even falled. If that did hurt so much she should quit riding downhill cause when she falls for real she's going to get a heart attack..
You were way to nice to her..
You were way to nice to her..
- + 15
you sir, have the penitence of a buddah! I would've laughed and called her a dumb bitch as i rode away.
- + 5
She was closer to the person in front of her!
"he's paying for it"
She hit you with her bike.
WTF!
i hope she has pink bike.
"he's paying for it"
She hit you with her bike.
WTF!
i hope she has pink bike.
- + 9
33,000 views without the help of VOD? I think so.
Who wants to bet that the chick has seen this video by now? hahaha, too funny
Who wants to bet that the chick has seen this video by now? hahaha, too funny
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lol, riding down the rest of the hill with butterflies in you stomach, cnt belive how she lied about the whole thing, it's been cought on camera! the guy has 42,000+ witneses
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haha! epic, also there's no such thing as "going too fast" on a bike trail! that's what they're for!
- + 13
what a retard. when your driving you dont stop dead on the highway, you pull off to the side and its the same way for biking..
- + 37
Are you all blind? There was an ENORMOUS six inch drop over a root right there! It's obvious that if she didn't slow down after all that airtime she might have jumped the berm right off the super tight trail.
My favorite part is when she said to her friend, "Oh, he's going to pay for it!" Refering to any damage done to the bike. Best part of that is how any damage would have been done by Mrs.Ironman there throwing the bike; oh but her friends didn't see that so it's all good.
Also, "It's mountain biking man!!!" Your right lady it is, just suck it up and move on.
Great video, cheers!
My favorite part is when she said to her friend, "Oh, he's going to pay for it!" Refering to any damage done to the bike. Best part of that is how any damage would have been done by Mrs.Ironman there throwing the bike; oh but her friends didn't see that so it's all good.
Also, "It's mountain biking man!!!" Your right lady it is, just suck it up and move on.
Great video, cheers!
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i love how she askes if the bike is ok and hes paying for it yet you launched the bike at him
i meen real props for you mate for keeping so calm i would have really lost my rag
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not gonna lie i prolly woulda threw her bike and rode away after apologising and her still freaking out *c*nt*
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haha woulda been priceless if like 3 sec after you rode off you sorta dimmed the music and you were like " f*ckin b*tch " hahahahaha maybe its just me lol
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Jesus, what a bitch. That what you get for stopping on crowded trail. Crashes are common in this sport so accept it or change discipline.
Full body armor, knee pads, helmet.... tiny crash and she acts like 3 years old child who just felt from bike. Pussy
You bring shame to all DH/FR girls lady.
Full body armor, knee pads, helmet.... tiny crash and she acts like 3 years old child who just felt from bike. Pussy

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oh man, f*cking bitch, ''OH ITS MOUNTAIN BIKING MAN!'' yeah f*ck you. crashes are a part of mtb. shut the f*ck up your in full body armor, I guarantee you cant break a leg going that slow on a blue, even without body armor. why in such a hurry? isnt that what mountain biking is about? goin fast? dumb bitch.
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What sets the bar is when the man simply goes "shit happens" and shakes hands = how it should of been delt from the start not make a meal out of it. hope that woman sees this video and sorts her life out
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When stopping any vehicle, pulling over to the side of the trail/road is normal. She just stopped in the middle. What bothers be most in the video is the guy who comes later and jumps on her bandwagon getting mad at the helmet cam rider because of a made up story.
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you should have let her tyres down then cranked a load of dust in her face. or just loosen her QR on her front wheel and let the good times roll
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It should be pointed out that this is a great reason to have a helmet cam! If she tried to get away with blaming you, you have proof that she did a dead stop on the trail.
But maybe this was like those insurance fraud scams and she just wanted a new bike!
Also- acting like an ass WOULD have made this worse- good reaction choice.
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there is simply no point in her doing a train if you slam your brakes on when you are in the middle
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shes dressed to take a bullet, she completely breaks her fall with her hands and she freaks out. ride greens.
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Man this bitch stopped in the middle of the trail. How dare she scream at you? You have no idea what should I have done if I were you. You said 100 times "im sorry i didnt mean it.". And this bitch didnt realise it was her fault. Next time run over her!
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lol i like it how you are all offended by this. and wow that is a fail that she was riding a 5300 dollar bike
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love how she has the energy to throw a bike that probably weighs more than her at him on a "broken leg" and that she is more interested in getting him in trouble than worrying about her health.
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My favourite part about this video is that everyone there is convinced you are a terrorist and tried to kill her by going 100mph into her rear end
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These things are something that just happen when riding, so this check really needs to learn how to bicycle
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She obviously is not a true rider at heart,because people do actually make mistakes and accidents happen, yeah, he hit her back tire and she fell down, nobody got hurt right? If she was a part of the riding scene and not just some city girl she should have just brushed it off her shoulder and moved on from the indecent and let him go ahead. Sh*t happens, theres nothing you can do about it. She is just one of those people that you just have to sit back and shake your head at them.
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hahah i love it where she goes into battle stance, she looks like something out of halo with that body armour hahah
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dumb broad. you handled that very well man! but if it was me, i would be mad rattled and probably be trying to throw some of the blame on her as apposed to taking it all myself. anyways, great video and i love the music!

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ya, you know what we are in a big fucking hurry,you want to get in as many runs as possible and that is what dh mtbing is all about, however is faster,
if you are slower let the faster person pass.
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what a bitch! you didnt even hit her that hard she overreacted tremendously out of control. this is just another reason why they belong in the kitchen..
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Yea? thanks guys. Funny how your mind works, I didnt remember her throwing her bike at me until I watched it later.
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Hey you handled that so well. Way to go keeping your cool and being so helpful through the whole process.
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This guys is a role model for all us to follow!keep your kewl no matter what!kudos and cheers dude!
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Seriously, you're a saint, I would not have been so civil about that kind of reaction (to something that wasn't even your fault)
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dude thats is freaking hillarious..i have watched it like 5 straight time and then emailed it to people at work..get off the trail when you stop. or better yet dont stop in the middle of the trail and expect a ridert going fast to meneuver around ya. its common courtesy to get out of the way. i have experience riders on a local train in particular where you have 2 trees that is tight enough for one rider and you clearly have the other person beat. then he your front wheel is past the trees and the rider still tries to get past it before you. slamming into your just bought bike. first thing i said ..you did see that i was already through the trees didnt you..rider said ..sorry ..thought i had you beat. oh you did..cus my bike was halfway through when you hit me trying to get through. how did you have me beat. needless to say i just moved on. wish i had a video of it. but no where near the spaztic drama queen of a rider that women just reacted..and then she almost slipped on the root..
now that shit woudl of even been fuinnier ..oh well enough said..
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After watching this I would give that b**** the time of day even if I was cleaning a building with a toothpick.
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100 MILES AN HOUR, IS SHE TAKING THE PISS!!! I SWEAR TO YOU IM NOT LYING... I GOT HIT BY A CAR THIS WEEK AND I WAS GOING AT 20MPH. I CLEARED THE WHOLE ROAD FFS AND I DIDNT MAKE THIS MUCH OF A FUSS... WOMEN!!!
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This guy's reaction is amazing, what a quality individual. I would have been apologetic to a point, then lost it when she started endlessly bitching. If you're complaining, you're not hurt. This should be shared with anyone interested in anger management; it would be especially good for this woman to see this video herself.
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yeah I agree with joeberto, if shes gonna be such a drama queen and over react about a little accident then she shouldn't even be riding cause shit happens. I'd hate to see how she acts when she takes a real spill.
- + 36
she'd probably call the trail a fucking asshole, throw her bike at it, then yell at it for breaking her leg.
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thats exactly what i thought joe. ive seen my missus take way harder slams with no armour and not freak out like that. i would of told that lady to get F#$kd, straight up.
- + 27
Clearly the girls fault if she stops like that in the middle of a trail. You should be the one shouting at her. :@
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thats the funniest sh!t i have ever seen...why, im the coach in the video and i didnt get to see what happened and now i did you were not in fault by any means....i had those girls in a weekend gravity godess camp it was really interesting weekend thats all i will say of that.should be a vod for how freaked out ole girl was.....
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If you were the coach then I hope the first thing you teach your next group is not to stop in the middle of the trail. Lesson #1... and I'm not saying it was your fault in any way... just that newbs like that need it burned into their brain before hitting the trails.
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- + 7
a) legendary self-control
b) 2:30 do you see the root she stopped for? OMG!
c) why all the body armor? why is everyone wearing full BMX on a XC trail?
d) how many of you have ever had someone a bike length behind you and NOT know that that person was there? You slow down and wave the person past - it's pretty basic
e) both parties at fault... but it was kinda no-harm no foul. If you don't want to go down every once in a while mountain biking is not for you.
With that much body armor I could have ROLLED down the hill (sans bike) and been ok.
b) 2:30 do you see the root she stopped for? OMG!
c) why all the body armor? why is everyone wearing full BMX on a XC trail?
d) how many of you have ever had someone a bike length behind you and NOT know that that person was there? You slow down and wave the person past - it's pretty basic
e) both parties at fault... but it was kinda no-harm no foul. If you don't want to go down every once in a while mountain biking is not for you.
With that much body armor I could have ROLLED down the hill (sans bike) and been ok.
- + 7
wtf. How did you stay so calm. Shit I would have just lauphed in that bitches face. F-her, get off the trail! I have never seen that much armor on anything. I mean she looks like a crazy bitch robo-bike-cop that is going to totally anialate you/that silent stare before everybody else showed up. Fav this.
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She probably made you feel like a dick and feel bad for the whole day because she slammed the brakes, outrageous!
- + 6
damn this lady is pissed. hey, she broke too fast in the middle of the trail it's her fault. she didn't pull over or anything. besides the dude gave her plenty of space, she was just unexpected.
p.s. she's wearing fuckin dh armor, fuckin everywhere..... if you wear so much, you should be ready for big hits. this was a tiny hit...
damn i'm all pissed off now cuz of this video. i don't think the rider was at fault.
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First, I can't stop laughing ( I know my bad!), this video and the comments made my day. Second I commend the way you stayed calm and didn't react to her over the top reaction. As a female rider I am horrified at the way she reacted and seriously she should be ashamed, CHILL OUT LADY! Rule #1 if you're slower, pull over, off the trail and let other riders pass. No need to throw bikes, and scream. She's lucky you weren't a jerk and called her on her attitude. She needs a time out!!!
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lol ya i really just feel bad for the guy for having to go through that complete bullshit.
good for you to keep your head on like that. i would have left her over-the-top acting on the side of the trail and told her to grow up if she didn't accept my first apology. one apology is all that is needed in that situation, and a helping hand to stand back up.
and for the record, if your leg is broken you aren't going to be able to stand and throw your heavy freeride bike at somebody... what a joke.
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I agree with the vast majority of the forum members here. She was totally in the wrong for stopping in the middle of the trail like she did. The fact her "Crazy Ass" acts all seriously injured when initially in the video she picks up the bike immediately after falling to "physically assault" the rider for accidentally running into her! There is an inherent risk and danger when one chooses to engage in activities with a high percentage of injury. She got insulted and her "Ego" was damaged more than her "Big Butt"! Thankfully you had video evidence to dis-spell any legal claims she might have brought against you. Live and learn lady !
- + 7
you should have hit her harder and then thrown her bike off of the nearest cliff. WHAT.....A.....BITCH! 1 little booboo and the world ends.
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Bonus points for ultimate composure during stupidity bro. What a chicken head. She just clucked nonsense and pretended it was serious. Good on you for being such a gentleman although she did not deserve it. Karma will deal with that bitch. Sucks that you had to flip the bill because her vagina was bleeding heavily. She needs better anger management skills.
Oh and the music makes this video 10,000 times funnier!!
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piss take this guys out having a nice little run and the stupid bitch stops in the middle of the track where did she fucking want him to go into the tree to avoid her cuz she's to shit to ride a bike properly what a fucking hore this guy is to nice he should have taken a gun to her and blown the fucking stupid manipulative bitchs face of then pored petrol all over the slut and let what was left burn away even telling him to go ride the blacks with the big guns why should he have to he might enjoy riding that rought more cuz its faster and more flowy if she had done this to me and thrown her bike at me id of picked her bike up and dropped it on the bitches head then got back on my own bike and rode over her and carried on with the rest of my run
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what needs to be done is somebody make a spoof of " super Freak" and change the words to "super bitch" with this footage.. =p
Is it just me who thinks the guys are dying to laugh really?
You were so polite! Massive Kudos to you pal. You should have asked for her number and said you like a girl with some fiest!!
Is it just me who thinks the guys are dying to laugh really?
You were so polite! Massive Kudos to you pal. You should have asked for her number and said you like a girl with some fiest!!
- + 3
I am a girl but you are welcome! I felt so sorry for you. You seemed so concerned, all jokes aside. You seemed a really lovely person. You handled it very very very nicely. You are not a arsehole at all. You said you didnt want to leave her there hurt, thats mega sweet seeing as you could tell she was being a whiney bint.
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Dude that is unreal. If that is what we have to look forward to with Gondola accessed hills then leave it closed I say. Jesus H Christ. What a total nutbar. Man I feel sorry for ya having to put up with a psyco like that. That is a bigger tantrum than either my neice or nephew have thrown their entire lives. Glad the coach in the video has seen now as well and now knows the full story behind her trail wobbly. Maybe helmet cams for all your camp riders from now on may be in order. At least that way you will know if they are behaving or behaving badly in terms of character and also bike abuse.
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Rule #1 in mtb.. dont stop in the middle of the trail. End of story.
If it was me, after having a bike thrown at me she would have had herself a nice stomped back wheel and a good serve of “You listen her b!tch!”.
Then again its your fault for not cutting her off and dusting her on the corner before.. haha Ride on man. Good vid!
If it was me, after having a bike thrown at me she would have had herself a nice stomped back wheel and a good serve of “You listen her b!tch!”.
Then again its your fault for not cutting her off and dusting her on the corner before.. haha Ride on man. Good vid!
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on the crapper i just realized why she freaked out like that; you literally took her trail tumbling virginity when you bumped into her from behind!!
and she was saving it for brad, the cute surfer dude in her weekend warrior team, the whole time, waiting for the "perfect" moment.. and you just came and went way too fast, and after like 2s it was over. now she has to cope with not ever hooking up with brad that way. poor lady! it broke her heart i think she was meaning to say!
but man your great! i wouldve probably gotten pretty angry..
and she was saving it for brad, the cute surfer dude in her weekend warrior team, the whole time, waiting for the "perfect" moment.. and you just came and went way too fast, and after like 2s it was over. now she has to cope with not ever hooking up with brad that way. poor lady! it broke her heart i think she was meaning to say!
but man your great! i wouldve probably gotten pretty angry..
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WOW! That Chick did a Hulk/Godzilla move with her bike. I do not know what the bike did to deserve that. Clearly next time you should hit her harder for standing in the middle of the trail and abusing a bike. Do not invite that B**** to Rampage, no one wants to hear that crap! You should not feel bad! Tell her to borrow some balls next time! Real mountain biking takes some.
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She is insane. I would have escorted her down and checked her straight into the closest mental institution.
Seriously though, what I think happened is she was getting dropped by her 'friends' and was loosing it even before you hit the silly cow. I take my hat off to you because I'd have been laughing my head off at the mentalist.
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Wow, I just saw this video after seeing the "Haters Gonna Hate" Meme they made out of this (www.pinkbike.com/photo/5659204). I applaud you for accepting blame and staying calm when you clearly did not deserve to take full responsibility or any of that whiny bitch. She threw her bike at you and then claimed to be hurt!?!?! Man I felt so bad for you, but very proud you didn't say/do anything to retaliate. You stayed WAYYYY above her level. I hope to never see her on the trails, bc I won't be so nice.
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What a cow! Why is she stopping in the middle of the trail! Good video, this demonstrates how not to react to others on the trails. I think I would have just carried on the second she threw the bike at me. You should have picked it up and hurled it to the side of the trail. I doubt she would have caught you up, what with a broken leg and all.
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HAHAHAHA
Stupid woman!!
I wouldnt worry about it, it was her fault that is was such a big thing.
Iv done somthing similar to a guy in scotland, but it was off a little step down, and he stopped right on my line and being airborn i couldnt avoid him, He just apologised and got on with this day, even though it was a worse crash!
Loled at the way she through her bike at you! damaging it more then trying to charge you for it!!
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haha this reminds me of the time me and my friend were flying down a trail and he stops in the middle of the trail cus there was a bug in his eye and i grab both brakes skidded into a bush went flying off over the bars and landed in another bush and just layed there laughing my ass off for 2 minutes lol
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Holy crap. I just watched this for the first time. What a f'ing drama queen. I've fallen harder than that on my cruiser bike in town. You were giving her plenty of space and she slammed on her brakes....wtf? Anyway, I think apologizing once was the right thing to do, but I would've ended it there. I'd hate to be married to that much drama.
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Lol "i should probably delete it immediately"...or put it on pinkbike and let people enjoy the show. :p
btw great way to handle the situation. still cant believe she actually threw the bike ate u lol.
btw great way to handle the situation. still cant believe she actually threw the bike ate u lol.
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He shouldnt be taking shit from her. Most bike places state that if a slower rider is holding back a faster rider, the slower rider makes way for himé her to pass. Second of all, she said she broke her leg, after she gets up picks up her bike, and walks towards him with it. Anyways glad that the owner of this video has a good sense of humor and made it as funny as hell!!
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f*ckin bitch ... wtf? shes all like i slowed down because i lost control.. bitch wtf? he barely touched her pretty sure some woman says "its mountain biking man!" wtf? yeah damm right an extreme sport isnt it? .. so you dont pussy out when u fall onto youre completely body armour covered self f*cks sake , ... also if shes such a shit novice rider. then why the f*ck does she have a full pressure suit, 661s best helmet (evo) her friends have d2's , wtf? stupid bitch she shud go get eaten by a bear
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BAAAHAHAHAHAH thats such a funny video. i hate when people slam their brakes on in front of you, how was he supposed to know.. haha and her first reaction was to throw her bike... then she complains about her leg being broken... what a joke... and on top of that she looks like a pink halo character from the video game hahaha
- + 1
wow, you did the opposite of what i would have done, some dumb girl stops because of a spooky corner and i barly hit her. i wouldnt have spent more then 30 secs talking to her and the 30 secs would have been me telling her off and telling her how much it was her fault.
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haha it's all apart of the sport some ppl can't expect to never get hurt. she did over react and lie to her friends about how bad it was.
i'll tell a something bad i did once. i was riding the park one day and i dropped into the bowl, a few seconds after a kid rolls in from the bottom and into the bowl while i was back on. i aired came back seen him and tried to turn away, but i hit him at the end of my bar where i was holding on, so i pretty much punched him in the face. and flew off his bike and everything, i felt bad but his mother "that was watching him" and the kid never took it as bad as the girl in this video. sure the kid cried but he was bestkind after a few mins and the mother wasn't mad at all, like i said all part of the sport.
i'll tell a something bad i did once. i was riding the park one day and i dropped into the bowl, a few seconds after a kid rolls in from the bottom and into the bowl while i was back on. i aired came back seen him and tried to turn away, but i hit him at the end of my bar where i was holding on, so i pretty much punched him in the face. and flew off his bike and everything, i felt bad but his mother "that was watching him" and the kid never took it as bad as the girl in this video. sure the kid cried but he was bestkind after a few mins and the mother wasn't mad at all, like i said all part of the sport.
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Faved cos there was no way that was your fault dude. Watching that, she was rolling on, and slammed on the brakes mid trail. Fair enough if there was a huge drop or something but really, she slammed you. Still, all on camera and perhaps she'll watch this and realise she overreacted - after all, when I've smashed it I'm in no shape to pick up a DH bike and throw it... Happy riding fellow and top music choice too!
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The funny thing is that she picks up the bike to hit and she can't even leverage weight. Hey hoe, that's not a stick that you can just swing/hit at people with it. Is also on youtube but on other user www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHRk8vR2hO4
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had to put up the volume to hear what she said and then getting deaf when the music started again.
she just was scared after getting hit.. female brain is not that stable.. so she freaked out.. you gave her quite a boost.. but eey she could barely walk the course let alone ride it..
still i would have done the same i guess... apologize.. think the better of it and continue riding.. and have an extra beer after @ the end of the day.. .. props..


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OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS STAGED AND THAT SHE WAS ACTING!
I can't believe that she freaked out like that... why is she on a bike in the first place if she can't handle a tiny little off-the-bike like that? She clearly wasn't injured. Hahaha, what a mean lady she is, I hope she sees this clip and realizes that she's crazy! You were so apologetic about right from the get-go!! Props to you for keeping your cool.
I can't believe that she freaked out like that... why is she on a bike in the first place if she can't handle a tiny little off-the-bike like that? She clearly wasn't injured. Hahaha, what a mean lady she is, I hope she sees this clip and realizes that she's crazy! You were so apologetic about right from the get-go!! Props to you for keeping your cool.
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I was at my local bike park this summer bombin it down a black diamond, and there was a group of hikers on the same trail (the park has separate hiking and biking trails very well and clearly marked, already they are in the wrong place) and they got mad at me when some rooste mud got on them, they complained to the manager, we talked it out, the hiker "wants me banished from the park for life", they ended up getting black balled when the manager figured out they were on a biking trail
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Your kindness was perfect!! but you failed to capitalize on the opportunity you had there. you could have convinced her friends that she should seek immediate medical attention... Then have them follow you down the trail because ..."you know a shortcut to medical services"... then maneuver them on to a double black diamond trail. once she realizes that she was in way over her head, it would be to late and she would spend the REST of her day walking her bike down a really steep trail. Bet that would take her down a couple notches.
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Other than; "The Person IN FRONT - ALWAYS Has The Right Of Way!"
[This is because One (any rider) cannot watch behind oneself, but those behind -> CAN and Should Watch Ahead!!! (and to the Left and Right, because Self-Preservation is a GOOD Thing, and Courtesy is too!)...]
You handled the aftermath very well...
I was hoping she would have caught herself over-reacting and maybe the two of you would turn it into a meeting of sorts, exchanged numbers, hooked-up,
but... she wasn't smooth enough (of a rider, or a flirt) for you!
While approaching slower riders, I am seeking passing points and announcing proximity ("Approaching!", "Closing!", "Encroaching!", "May I Pass?", "Passing on YOUR LEFT!", "There is a Green Run on the other chair..." (NOT! I didn't belong on many of the trails that got me as good as I am now so that I can 'not belong' on even harder trails, today!), etc...)
I learned much from doing things I could not do, and maybe should not have attempted (yet)...
Nice edit with the music and screeching crash, btw...
Best of luck, and remember, you should always
ASK Permission before Slamming a Woman in the Backside!
[This is because One (any rider) cannot watch behind oneself, but those behind -> CAN and Should Watch Ahead!!! (and to the Left and Right, because Self-Preservation is a GOOD Thing, and Courtesy is too!)...]
You handled the aftermath very well...
I was hoping she would have caught herself over-reacting and maybe the two of you would turn it into a meeting of sorts, exchanged numbers, hooked-up,
but... she wasn't smooth enough (of a rider, or a flirt) for you!
While approaching slower riders, I am seeking passing points and announcing proximity ("Approaching!", "Closing!", "Encroaching!", "May I Pass?", "Passing on YOUR LEFT!", "There is a Green Run on the other chair..." (NOT! I didn't belong on many of the trails that got me as good as I am now so that I can 'not belong' on even harder trails, today!), etc...)
I learned much from doing things I could not do, and maybe should not have attempted (yet)...
Nice edit with the music and screeching crash, btw...
Best of luck, and remember, you should always
ASK Permission before Slamming a Woman in the Backside!
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you should have just told her
" end of the day you slammed on your brakes for a corner that could be done on a bmx. the whole accident is clearly your fault and im now glad that you cant get down the trail due to you hitting me with your bike which hopefully means your wheel is bent. have a nice time walking and have a nice day" (then casually ride off smiling at her)
" end of the day you slammed on your brakes for a corner that could be done on a bmx. the whole accident is clearly your fault and im now glad that you cant get down the trail due to you hitting me with your bike which hopefully means your wheel is bent. have a nice time walking and have a nice day" (then casually ride off smiling at her)
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i really hope she gets to watch this and have a long think about what she is getting her self into on the trails. people fall off cliffs and massive slope style jumps and dont break anything but she scraps her knee guard and says her legs busted ... dnt no how she threw a bike with a bust leg ..........
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geeze you weren't even going that fast - don't know what her problem was.. that stuff just happens from time to time, she shoulda pulled off to the side, and been aware that she needs to share the trail. It's your responsiblity not only to watch for riders in front of you, but be aware of riders behind you as well. anyhow... bahahaha
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she screams"its a mountainbiking man..."well, that was exactly what you were doing...or maybe I am wrong?you suppose to walk along with your bike trying to avoid chicks hitting breaks and blocking the trail?or SHE f*ckIN NEEDS A BIG RED "STOP" LIGHT IN HER BACK JUST IN CASE SOMEBODY IS COMING...
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f*cking hilarious, you guys are gonna have to start using bells on the mountains, what a bitch!, slams the brakes in front of you and then is your fault,she was probably contemplating the horizon (she is one of those that rides all the time on the sidewalk) you were mountain biking, she was cruising on the mountain, gees!!
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Man, you are the best! Staying so calm the whole time.
You were probably a little shocked and scared about braking her body parts, but still. Even after she tried to throw her bike at you, man!
The ultimate self control i have seen so far! Great job!
and about the girl... she was probably scared shitless when you hit her so that's why she overreacted...still it's not a place to stop and that's not the way to act. bitch... hehehe
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''who goes down a blue trail that fast'' ,,,,,, ALL OF US! ''check my bike for damage hes paying for it '' ,,,,, SHE THREW THE BIKE AT HIM... so many things give me reason to believe shes not familiar with wountain biking
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So true, she was on a "how to downhill mtn bike class". The guy in the red helmet is her instructor. This clip will be on Fast & Loud demolition theater in Dec. Episode 126. Check it out if you have time.
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@ac9294: This doesn't really even look like "downhilling", just a standard blue that tends to go down a hill.
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@DataJunkie: You are right its a blue course that is pretty tame. It was the first run of the day, just trying to get warmed up. I got warmed up.
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That is hard for me to watch how can that girl live with herself knowing she is such a tool, sorry but really?
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What a little cry b*tch. She really hit you with that bike though! WATCH OUT! Props dude! You did all you could... You can;t just stop in the trail when someone is behind you...
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this is why www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSw75zU9lcE .. what a bitch i would have kept goin with out saying a word. like you dont stop in the middle of a f*cking trail she was just begging for it to happen. and i like how the other bitch comes down after and says its his f*cking fault.
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i did not read one response but i will say this....you should have that b$%&* harder and give her something to complain about. you did nothing wrong. plus you handled it alot better then i would have. she got up and trey to tag you with her bike. thats when i would have lost it. accidents happen. i hope she dies never rides again becuase of this.
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haha I was waitin for someone to notice that. thats the classic non broken or actually hurt move. "I think its broken" - they grab onto it for a couple seconds until someone notices. then 1 min later they are walkin on it. stfu u little exxaggerator !! respect to the ladies.. but when guys do this, gimme a break dude !!
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dude why the f*ck would you apologize? what did she expect when she stopped in the middle of the trail?
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Man I feel so bad for you man to have to deal with that and to feel like a peace of crap over nothing.
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I Like how he tells his friend hes needs to delete the video immediately and next thing you know it's on pinkbike with 60,000 views and 500 favs....haha
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Dude ive just seen this on vital... brilliant what an awkward situation! I bet you couldnt wait to get out of there hahah!
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Hahaha oh my god that was comical! haha i wouldn't feel bad at all after she made that big of a deal out of it! Hahaha
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Man if she started being a bitch to me i wouldn't have stayed calm like you! You beast! Wasn't your fault anyway.
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What should have happened . . . after her reaction . . . Right after you said you promise that you would never do it again . . . walk back up the hill . . . ride back down this time with MORE speed . . . hit her again. THEN you would have deserved the angry beaver attacks. Yeesh!
Nice music