For you I'll include the hockey net. Improve cross border relations and all that. Should I also include a stepladder and little blocks for the pedals?

 You almost had a sale and then you talked shit! I am going to go buy my own hockey net now! And use it for soccer!!

 Soccer? Why you little f*ckER! You just opened Pandora's box of Canadian asskicking! Don't you ever use a symbol of our beloved countries favourite pastime for recreational handbagging, aka soccer! Bad heely, bad. No sale for you.

 I thought that might rile you up!