To the Cock Sucker I caught trying to steal my bike, you should be ashamed. We work hard to buy nice stuff; you should do the same. Spread the word, always use a lock, and look out for shady characters lurking in the parking lot. This happened when buying a coffee. Bike theft is real, I just got lucky.
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To the Cock Sucker I caught trying to steal my bike, you should be ashamed. We work hard to buy nice stuff; you should do the same. Spread the word, always use a lock, and look out for shady characters lurking in the parking lot. This happened when buying a coffee. Bike theft is real, I just got lucky.
16 Comments
  • 2 0
 Shoulda busted out your phone camera and posted his pic on pinkbike. He'd never be able to show his face near bike stuff again if it made the front page of pb! What a cock! Wish I was there to help you slam him.
  • 2 0
 Will use this puppy for my coffee runs, I guess.
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  • 2 0
 Cable locks don't cut it in the city! Go get yourself a proper u-lock. The smaller the better like a kryptonite mini.
  • 1 0
 Which bike are you riding to get coffee anyway? Don't tell me your Enduro!
  • 1 0
 It was after a trail-ride. Remember those...
  • 1 0
 You went on a trail ride with Crocs on? Jesus Andrew. What's happened to you?
  • 2 0
 pffft. better than stealth rubber...
  • 2 0
 Bike Thieves Suck.
  • 1 0
 That's crazy! You chase him down?
  • 2 0
 had my crocs on, so no. He was fuelled by guilt and adrenaline and ran away pretty fast. Like a fast bitch.
  • 4 0
 You must have had your guns out for him to run that fast. Or he thought, "who still wears crocs? This dude must be crazy!".
  • 3 0
 all of the above.
  • 1 0
 Wait... you left the house with Crocs on?
  • 2 0
 (smike, I picture you laughing to yourself when you typed that^^. Yes, point made. Crocs are ugly…to you!
  • 1 0
 Crocs??? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (I never leave the house with mine but damn they comfy.)
  • 1 0
 fuckin scumbags
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