Hahaha! I saw this dude with a f*cking glorious beard and skinny jeans once. I laughed and then told him to shave his face. He said 'Why? Does a beard not mesh with my face??' I told him "No, a beard doesn't mesh with your complete, utter lack of masculinity" and then I played some Slayer and left.

 A wise man once said "A man who shaves his beard for a woman deserves neither"

 Good, good, this takes attention away from me wearing sweatpants/trackpants in public.

 Yes!..I d rather move to Polynesia...and wear a skirt..

 Haha,skinny jeans are fucked.

 True that...or leggings.