interviewer: Frank, you have long hair, does that make you a woman? Frank: I see you have a wooden leg. Interviewer: Yes indeed I do. Frank: Does that make you a table?
100% real interview... He was a SHARP guy to say the least. "I've worked so HARD... don't you un-der-stand... Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land"!!! with Lyrics like that how can you NOT love the guy...
Zappa was a genius... I love how people refuse to believe he wasn't into drugs. I can see the confusion with his music sounding like it did, but the guy was just a genuine artistic maniac... all without chemical influence.
this is frank zappa.. he from the time of music when my dad was young.. i do remember one sentence from a number.. "" dont eat the yellow snow... cause the husky's pissed on it""
Frank: I see you have a wooden leg.
Interviewer: Yes indeed I do.
Frank: Does that make you a table?