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Used Renthal FatBar - Uncut (780mm) Cheapest 2nd hand on Pinkbike! Some marks around the clamping area (see pics) - came new on my 2014 Canyon. Looks like a 10mm rise version to me. Price is £25 posted or £20 collection from Preston, Lancs. Packaged up and ready to go. Thanks

Welcome to the sale of what is, fundamentally, the most misguided purchase of my life. Before beginning my rant about lycra clad strava warriors, this is the bike in question: http://www.bikeradar.com/road/gear/category/bikes/road/product/review-scott-speedster-20-13-46904/ It comes complete with every accessory possible to grant you direct access to the mid life crisis zone - no test or fancy initiation ritual required. You will be a fully qualified member - congratulations. At the end of 2013, after years of wonderful mountain biking, i had some spare money and kept noticing all these 'happy people' biking around the roads, chatting, laughing and generally looking pleased with life. After a month of research i decided on a a Scott Speedster 20, it was getting rave reviews in the £1000 bike category and had such esoteric features as 'Carbon Forks', 'Aero Design' and 'That Shimano 105 stuff'. On purchase completion i set about buying all the extras to make me an instant 'Tour De Cock' winner. A Topeak cycle bag, for storing my 'Lycra Clad Strava Warrior' membership card along with my Blood type and Donor cards for when i eventually got hit by a Bus, kicked by a horse or got so depressed at wearing lycra i manualled clean off a cliff. I purchased a Topeak iPhone holder, so i could play angry birds whilst getting hit by a bus, kicked by a horse....or...you get the idea. It became apparent very quickly that road cycling is for people with no purpose in life, it's a slower method of transport than a car, far less fun than mountain biking and considerably more dangerous than walking. Lycra clad humans would attempt to speak to me whilst out riding (i have headphones in you absolute **** bag, this should be a sign to **** off and leave me alone) they would then ask me about my 'KOM' time whilst adjusting their lycra clad packages.  THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE - **** OFF.  Never in my life have i stared another man in the eye and consistently played with my gentleman sausage whilst discussing my 'HUB engagement speed' or my 'Transformational Aero Wheel Design Package' GO AWAY. At this point my depression was so deep i decided i still wanted to use my road bike but away from the Satanic cult members, i wanted to cycle in doors (i'm aware how ridiculous that now sounds, but full mid life crisis had set in) I spent a large amount of money on a very nice Elite Super Crono turbo trainer and riser block - these are also included in the sale. After using them once (yes, once!) a good friend organised a full stage 'Intervention' - this included a banner, music, counselling and allot of beer. 6 months have passed since the intervention and i am now cured. Road Cycling is for idiots. Included in the Sale: Bike (Scott Speedster 20 - Size Medium - Shimano 105 Model with Carbon Forks) Under Saddle Topeak Bag Topeak Iphone Holder Turbo Trainer Riser Block Cycling Shoes (Size 9.5 from memory) All original paperwork and receipt All original accessories, including reflectors Spare inner tube (maybe 2 if i can find another one) Some lights (front and back) - These WILL NOT stop getting you getting hit by a bus The bike is immaculate bar some marks on the pedals/cleats (whatever the hell they are called in Lycra world) - it wants for nothing and has done less than 100miles. You won't be disappointed - also listed on ebay. Collection only from Preston, Lancashire. I will not post, so don't ask. Cash on collection or Paypal. Item is for sale elsewhere.

NEW - not needed. Same as this one: http://www.evanscycles.com/products/norco/syntace-x12-hanger-screw-ec046723 £8 including postage. Will fit Norco etc.

Orange Five 2011 18” - From the original add i have removed the Hope brakes and replaced with new Shimano Zee 4 pot brakes - hence the price reduction. The photos still show the Hope brakes! This is the later frame with tapered headset, ISCG mounts and the wider seat post (crying out for a dropper post!) Helitaped in the right places – great condition. Wants for nothing – ready to ride, all major components either new, near new or just serviced. Frame Bearings done May 2014 Fox 36 Talas 2012 160mm – 20mm maxle – Just serviced by Rebound suspension (receipt included) Fox RP23 Kashima shock – Just serviced by rebound suspension (receipt included) Shimano Zee 4 pot brakes (2014) – Just fitted Avid rotas – 200mm front / 180mm rear Hope Reducer Headset (straight to tapered) (2 months old) (Receipt included) Crank Bro Iodine Stem Kore 760mm bars Saint Cranks Saint Pedals Saint BB Shimano Zee Clutch Rear Mech (10 spd) Shimano Zee Shifter XT Cassette BlackSpire Narrow Wide Chain Ring (single) FW: Mavic 721 DH rim on Hope Pro 2 HUB (running tubeless) With Maxi Minnion DH Super Tacky RW: Nukeproof Generator DH Wheel (running tubeless) with Maxi Minnion DH 60a – bombproof wheel combo! HUB just serviced by leisure lakes with new bearings Belair 2.0 SDG Saddle (3 rides old) KMC Chain / Lizard Skin Chainstay protector Bike will come with spare mech hanger, spare set of frame plugs, spare set of frame grommets and a spare brand new Minion DHF 2.35 tyre. ☺ Good spec and a very solid Five (in absolutely the faster colour!) ;-)

Blackspire Stinger ISCG mount type - comes with 3 bolts. Gold with Black single wheel, if you want to fit to a double or triple setup new wheels are available off ebay etc. Used so has scuffs and marks where the bolts were done up but works absolutely spot on! As the kids say, this is 'Proper fly man' - guaranteed to get you laid, twice. £10 collection from Preston, Lancs or £2 extra to post. Cheers