1.5 FSA The Pig

Good day, gentlemen of Pinkbike, the best mountain cycling website on the interwebs.
What I have in my possession is of great value to some, and less value to others.
My hope is that it would be of value to you.
It is a 1.5 (the number halfway between #1 and #2) inch The Pig crown race. (although I assure you, this is no porker of a crown race, inversely, it is quite featherweight.)
It is very young, and has not seen much of the world, it travelled on a schoolbus once or twice but that's about it. For this reason, it is in great condition, and ready to be fitted onto your headset.
I would be willing to trade for anything, but I'd be very partial to some 1.5" spacers, an In-n-Out burger, a Sea Otter entry fee, a Rocky Mountain Altitude 750MSL, a Playboy magazine, or a Bobcat to plow my dirt jumps.
If you are interested, are going through life's problems and need someone to talk to, or want to tell me about your god, you could send me a parchment with a communication attached to the leg of some poor pigeon, or you could shoot me a PM on this fine website, which I could receive instantly.
Thank you for reading this insufferable ad, and cheers to Draggon for inspiring me to make a half-hearted attempt at writing a unique ad.