2023 Bike alarm, heard from 100 meters

Compact, beefy siren, heard from 100 meters, controlled by an intelligent computer.
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No other bike alarm matches its loudness or intelligence!
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Try it for a month. If you don't like it, return it in original condition for a full refund.
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If you keep your pricey, single-track bike in the garage, hang a M!nder from its U-lock. If anyone messes with it, the siren can scare the pants off of them, and alert you!
If the team van contains everyone's bikes, hide 2-3 M!nders on the bikes to shriek when thieves break-in overnight.
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The software is constantly analyzing all the movements, for the entire parking-session. If a threat is determined, it typically starts with a warning, but it will 'floor it' for fast, violent attacks. Its intelligence is unmatched, and its response is a mean siren far larger than anything available on bicycles nowadays.
When you return to the bike, the system will tell you if anyone had tampered with your bike.
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Will it stop an angle grinder attack? No, but it can draw massive attention to it. (Ain't nobody gonna think, 'Hey, maybe he lost his key!' The bike belongs to he/she/per who has the device's password.) The thief has got to be really desperate to not choose a softer target than yours! Watch the videos on the site/channel: bikeMinder.ca .
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The minder must hang freely. A simple padlock can hang it from the bike's U-lock. No need for a thick shackle; just get a basic padlock that'll fit where you want to hang it from. If you have more than 1 bike, you can use the same M!nder for all of them; no need to buy one for each.
Warranty of 1 year for manufacturing defects.
Deeply discounted, direct from the manufacturer! The price includes shipping within US & Canada. Local pick-up, in Vancouver, will be less. No GST or PST.
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Shipping to the UK might be set up in a few weeks; the EU is TBD. In the meantime, if you order from the web site, you'll have to pay VAT, plus the carrier's handling fee, upon arrival. Contact me if you need more info.