this stupid kid up the street from me. he things he know everything about biking (he's 13 by the way). he was bragging he's getting a new bike in the summer. so i get mine before him. he comes a few days later on a low low end ironhorse. i'm like "i thought you were going to get rockshox...(he said he was but not which one). "no i got these OMNI'S. their made by fox and rockshox... then my friend came up from cambridge with his new Santa Cruz Jackal. we were hitting one of those make-shift wooden ramps outside my house on the street and he comes up to my friend. "are you stupid, you can't hit jumps on a cruiser bike". then he starts talking about how he's going to take off his "hydraulic cable front brake" so he can do downhill. i say "thats stupid, you need both brakes for downhill. "no you don't nobody uses front brakes because they lock up when you use your fork, look at the pro's idiot, travis pastrana doesn't use it". then i tell him i'm probably going to get a Devinci downhill bike. "yeah well i'm getting Schwinn for downhill".
heres his brand new schwinn "downhill bike". but its modified up now, no front brake...
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Take him to some jumps, and then watch him eat shit… If he comes out of it alive he won’t bet taking no more.
cause he's getting it the dh model mixed with the freeride. Easily done eh?
hes getting it the dh model ang mixing with the freeride model? what the hell?
the real reason is cos it has 18 gears and full suspension. so its gotta be a dh bike.
nah dude you got it all wrong. its because of all the travel his fork and rear suspension have. i mean, look at it... you could ride over a house and feel nothing!
dude i absaloutly hate : snow rap music posers emo flat tires and the biggest thing i hate are thieves cuz i stayed at my friends house last night and we were watching tv then we saw a flash light in the back yard so we go up stairs to go see what it is and i little ganster is stealing my friends so he throws the bike over a fence and runs it was at 12 o clock and we found out of breath behind a garbege can and we bet the shit out of him put later we talked to his parents and found out were the bike was it made me soo pissed
dude i absaloutly hate : snow rap music posers emo flat tires and the biggest thing i hate are thieves cuz i stayed at my friends house last night and we were watching tv then we saw a flash light in the back yard so we go up stairs to go see what it is and i little ganster is stealing my friends so he throws the bike over a fence and runs it was at 12 o clock and we found out of breath behind a garbege can and we bet the shit out of him put later we talked to his parents and found out were the bike was it made me soo pissed
dude i absaloutly hate : snow rap music posers emo flat tires and the biggest thing i hate are thieves cuz i stayed at my friends house last night and we were watching tv then we saw a flash light in the back yard so we go up stairs to go see what it is and i little ganster is stealing my friends so he throws the bike over a fence and runs it was at 12 o clock and we found out of breath behind a garbege can and we bet the shit out of him put later we talked to his parents and found out were the bike was it made me soo pissed
Wait..., and your only 12
he left out words... and any form of punctuation too. imagine the life ahead of him if this happened when hes 12. not being sarcastic, the world is literally turning into a big pile of dog mess
I'm generally a happy person, but just can't stand any of the above - wasting precious riding time, doing schoolwork outside of school and spending money, sucks
when you let a friend ride your bike around while you're working on putting a pa system in your truck, and he comes back 20 min later, broken derailleur hanger, bent derailleur, and bent chain. but then he offers to pay for it so i guess all is good. my poor wife, she's broken!