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Reasons that bikes are better than girls.

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Reasons that bikes are better than girls.
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flag Pitcrew
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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 at 6:25 Quote
The answer to both can be answered with "why not".

But no, don't beat your girl. And don't beat your bike, ride it til it breaks!
flag fugger
Posted: Dec 7, 2010 at 8:53 Quote
It takes a person with a Ph.D years of intensive psycho-therapy to fix a broken girl and about an hour and a 5mm allen to fix a broken bike.
flag bansheeripper
Posted: Dec 8, 2010 at 21:41 Quote
fugger wrote:
It takes a person with a Ph.D years of intensive psycho-therapy to fix a broken girl and about an hour and a 5mm allen to fix a broken bike.
Reminds me of: "If my bike has a problem, alls it takes is a little lube and the turn of a wrench and it's all like new." lol
flag Pitcrew
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Posted: Dec 9, 2010 at 20:06 Quote
My bike doesnt txt me every 5min during class....Madder
flag t3rry
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Posted: Dec 12, 2010 at 20:32 Quote
My bike doesn't complain if I don't spend enough time with it :p
flag dirtjumper51
Posted: Dec 12, 2010 at 20:46 Quote
My bike doesn't come back when i'm done with it and moved on to a new frame.
flag dylangreen91
Posted: Dec 18, 2010 at 20:25 Quote
They dont judge you
flag Melissa033
Posted: Mar 20, 2011 at 16:20 Quote
Bikes won't ever leave the kitchen without your permission. (;
flag laurencethorpe
Posted: Mar 22, 2011 at 16:16 Quote
Bikes are easily satisfied.
flag bmxxican
Posted: Mar 25, 2011 at 7:32 Quote
Melissa033 wrote:
Bikes won't ever leave the kitchen without your permission. (;
or make good sandwichs
flag iesubach
Posted: May 22, 2011 at 9:40 Quote
My bike doesn't complain when I lock it in the back of a van and head off for a curry and pint after a long ride.......
flag bansheeripper
Posted: May 23, 2011 at 9:19 Quote
iesubach wrote:
My bike doesn't complain when I lock it in the back of a van and head off for a curry and pint after a long ride.......
+1!!! tup
flag seanywhanny
Posted: May 26, 2011 at 23:15 Quote
I can have as many bikes as I want and they won't care or get jealous!
flag bansheeripper
Posted: May 28, 2011 at 14:27 Quote
When my bike dies, I don't bury it, but hang it on the wall.
flag laurencethorpe
Posted: May 31, 2011 at 13:28 Quote
banshee-ripper wrote:
When my bike dies, I don't bury it, but hang it on the wall.

In simple words.
My bike doesnt leave behind a nasty smell once its finnished with.

 


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