I was looking at the crash photos on pinkbike and I saw this one. I'm sure most of you have probably seen it before but for those who haven't, here it is. https://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1780080/
yeah! this crach hurted. this guy has no helmet and a lot of asphalt.
my funniest crash was 3 years ago. i dropped a 7m gap and didn´t look what was an the landing. I falled on a dog and a kid. the dog jumped on right and the kid was to small, so it fittet well under my bar. i didnt touch the dog or the kitd, but after i rolled out, i looked back and rode against my (ex)girlfriend.
One time i was trying to do a sort of long manual to bunnyhop up a curb and then my front wheel started going too high so i hit my back brake(too hard) and my front wheel landed smack on the corner of the curb which sent me flying over the bars, but not first without hitting my balls of the stem.
my 2 weirdest crashes were 1 at local djs me and tom hit each other on each when i was riding toms mtb and he was riding my bmx my shoe ended up stuck in the frame of my bmx!!! 2 me and sam were doin the volcano and blandford skatepark and sum guys were rolling backwards sam hit the guy on the colony and about a minute later the exact same thing happened to me and the guy on the proper!!!!