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flag gibson19
Posted: May 6, 2009 at 10:27 Quote
No dead baby jokes...
flag connorridesbmx
Posted: May 6, 2009 at 10:33 Quote
but.. but.. dead baby jokes ftw
flag Th3-Firestarter
Posted: May 7, 2009 at 10:56 Quote
For the musicians:

How do you know when theres a bass guitarist at your door? They don't know when to come in.

What do you call a random bloke who hangs around with a band? The drummer.
flag ArgosKickersRule
Posted: May 7, 2009 at 12:31 Quote
ok im british but i dont find those first jokes funny.

anyway they seem to be getting better Smile

whats the difference between a woman and a computer


a woman wont take a 3 1/2" floppy

Big Grin
flag Th3-Firestarter
Posted: May 9, 2009 at 1:54 Quote
ArgosKickersRule wrote:
ok im british but i dont find those first jokes funny.

anyway they seem to be getting better Smile

whats the difference between a woman and a computer


a woman wont take a 3 1/2" floppy

Big Grin
Thats ancient, still not bad though.
A new survey has concluded that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.......
flag Th3-Firestarter
Posted: May 20, 2009 at 12:48 Quote
Al qaeda have planted bombs in tins of alphabetti spaghetti, if they go off it could spell disaster.
flag veet-88
O+
Posted: May 20, 2009 at 12:52 Quote
Latest polls count that 99% of people that breath air will die.

Ryan
flag Th3-Firestarter
Posted: May 20, 2009 at 12:54 Quote
veet-88 wrote:
Latest polls count that 99% of people that breath air will die.

Ryan
Is that even a joke? Heres a better one: A new survey has shown that 8/5th of people are no good at fractions.
flag who8mycrayon
Posted: May 21, 2009 at 16:01 Quote
what did the man say when he walked into a bar......ouchFacepalm
flag taylormars5
Posted: May 22, 2009 at 12:58 Quote
On a scale of 1-10, how old is Gary Glitter's girlfriend?
flag r-harrison
Posted: May 22, 2009 at 15:03 Quote
taylormars5 wrote:
On a scale of 1-10, how old is Gary Glitter's girlfriend?

Haha, thats well good
flag cantthink
Posted: May 24, 2009 at 19:34 Quote
1: Knock Knock

2:whos there?

1:I'm up

2:I'm up who?

1: that sounds like a personal problem to me



read it out loud to yourself you'll get it
flag cotakid
Posted: May 30, 2009 at 14:43 Quote
I made this one


your mom is so fat that when you were born the doctors had to call in the search and rescue team to find you




first we had the mad cow disease outbreak then bird flu now swine flu.... OMG it's farmageddon!
flag brodoyouevenbike
Posted: Aug 29, 2009 at 7:14 Quote
A man walks into a house and says, i think i'm a moth, the guy says, then you should go to a psychiatrist, why did you come here? he says, the light was on Smile
flag Th3-Firestarter
Posted: Aug 29, 2009 at 7:30 Quote
I got arrested in B&Q the other day for punching naomi cambell. It wasn't my fault, my dad told me to go in and get a black and decker.

 


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