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Is ,"your mom," a valid burn?
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flag burnabycentral
Posted: Nov 17, 2007 at 18:34 Quote
Mores jokes:

Your mom is so fat, that her period is an exclamation mark!            
  

Only posting for fun, it has no meanings 
flag luli79
Posted: Nov 17, 2007 at 18:36 Quote
It's all fun until you find a big rugged mofo that's mother died.Evil Sure fire way of getting a good thumpin'!Thumbs Down
flag trailer
Posted: Nov 17, 2007 at 18:38 Quote
ya burnabycentral is getting baned
flag thechris
Posted: Nov 17, 2007 at 18:41 Quote
yo mamas like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows.
flag chrisspurr
O+
Posted: Nov 17, 2007 at 18:57 Quote
Next time someone uses "your mom" to try and burn you, tell them to take a god damn biology lesson for insults can not be telepathicly transmitted from mother to child.
flag gibson19
Posted: Nov 17, 2007 at 19:02 Quote
luli79 wrote:
It's all fun until you find a big rugged mofo that's mother died.Evil Sure fire way of getting a good thumpin'!Thumbs Down

Amen... I hope every kid that uses your mom jokes meets one of these guys
flag johnny69
Posted: Nov 17, 2007 at 21:56 Quote
This on kid at my school did that and they kid punched him in the face and broke his glasses
flag higher-learning
Posted: Nov 17, 2007 at 21:59 Quote
i facebooked your mom!!!
flag coolbiker7
Posted: Mar 8, 2008 at 1:28 Quote
yo mamma used to be fat, but then they came out with slim fast flavored like cum
flag UAERIDER
Posted: Mar 8, 2008 at 3:17 Quote
Na the best by far is your mum is so fat i used her thong as a kite. This threads going downhill,will it hit a tree?
flag pedalpusher01
Posted: Mar 8, 2008 at 7:55 Quote
UAERIDER wrote:
Na the best by far is your mum is so fat i used her thong as a parachute. This threads going downhill,will it hit a tree?

there. i think that makes more sence.
flag unclemofo
Posted: Mar 8, 2008 at 9:39 Quote
My personal favourite is "Did you get the present I left on your moms face?". Or else just "Did you get the present?" Then when they say no, "The one I left on your moms face".
flag happysumo
Posted: Mar 8, 2008 at 14:42 Quote
it can be, i said " it's cheap entertainment" after my teacher abused me for playing with something stupid, the kid next to me goes "Just like your mother?"
flag scsracing
Posted: Mar 8, 2008 at 14:42 Quote
your mums so fat when we rolled over in bed i burnt my ass on the bulb

your mum is so fat you was baptised in the whale pool

your mums so fat people run round here for exercise

my other ride is your mum

and my favourtie comeback to a mum joke...................if i wanted my comeback i would wipe it off your mums face
flag pedalpusher01
Posted: Mar 8, 2008 at 19:45 Quote
scsracing wrote:
and my favourtie comeback to a mum joke...................if i wanted my comeback i would wipe it off your mums face
hahahahahahaha that perfect!!!

 


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