Hahaha. Umm, sorry, but the guy in todays POD isnt boosting 25 feet out of a cement quarter with a inverted table so big hes scratching his head with his pegs.
If you posted a photo of you doing a footjam whip kissing a girl it would have a chance to get POD.
We want to set a appropriate impression for kids. When "abusing" yourself and your bicycle, please wear a helmet. Not when riding the road with your girlfriend (or whoever she is).