this thread is so depressing. our governments spend billions on wars. weve sent man to the moon. we have an ever expanding economic (which sucks) system that turns men to billionarres in no time at all the jews and muslims are killing eachother and were about to enter a 3rd world war. (not that thats at all relevant) but we still cant get the homeless of the streets. this world is backwards.
there was a crack smoking hobo near our trail (i actually had to bunnyhop over him one time ) and one time he came by us and asked us for cigaretes we said no and he said "god bless you" and left. good guy
put them on a ship to Transylvania, and tell them there is a big piece of cheese waiting for them at the landing dock. Then dump them on a small island, and declare one of the hobos king of the island, and the others must to his/her bidding. but to give it a twist the other hobos will have magnums and lots of cigarettes. then every night one of the hobos is voted off at tribal counsel. which will consist of me and several other large flying toads. then the final remaining hobo will get to chose a prize, which are either $10, 10 pounds, or "the box". in the case of "the box" the hobo will be pulled apart by two bipolar rockets, one head ubiquitously south and the other flying north. thus ripping him to pieces.
put them on a ship to Transylvania, and tell them there is a big piece of cheese waiting for them at the landing dock. Then dump them on a small island, and declare one of the hobos king of the island, and the others must to his/her bidding. but to give it a twist the other hobos will have magnums and lots of cigarettes. then every night one of the hobos is voted off at tribal counsel. which will consist of me and several other large flying toads. then the final remaining hobo will get to chose a prize, which are either $10, 10 pounds, or "the box". in the case of "the box" the hobo will be pulled apart by two bipolar rockets, one head ubiquitously south and the other flying north. thus ripping him to pieces.
Over the weekend we were working on a new stretch of trail and we found out the hobos have moved in. Anyone ever have a problem like this? My city has an ordinance against this sort of thing but there has got to be an easier way to get them to move. We skirted the edge of their "village" and continued on our way. Maybe they'll get the idea and move along. Nice isn't something I do very well so advice would be appreciated.
homeless people live super shitty lives, very seldom by choice, regardless, if they can find a semi comfortable spot to chill for hours and hours i say let them. maybe build some cool ladder bridges that double as shelter... and chances are the city will tell you and the homeless to get out.