Joke thread

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Cavaties

Posted: Feb 2, 2010 at 0:45

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Th3-Firestarter wrote:

2 women waiting in the queue to get in to heaven are talking about how they died. The 1st woman says " I froze to death. I was so cold, then all of a sudden, a warm feeling came over me, my life flashed before my eyes and I died".
The 2nd woman says " I came home from work early, convinced that my husband was having an affair. I rushed around the house trying to find where his bit on the side was hiding. I got so stressed that I had a heart and died".
The 1st woman replies " You stupid cow, If you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive!".

haha thats good!

Th3-Firestarter

Posted: Feb 2, 2010 at 8:29	Quote
Do you think I'd be pushing my luck by posting haiti earthquake jokes? In the meantime: Wayne Bridge has given his wife a cast of his penis, made from cadburys chocolate. She gave it back, telling him she prefers terry's.

gibson19

Posted: Feb 2, 2010 at 8:33

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Th3-Firestarter wrote:

Do you think I'd be pushing my luck by posting haiti earthquake jokes?

Yes... any jokes about real people dying will be cessed...

mudmonster101

Posted: Feb 2, 2010 at 14:16	Quote
Fabio Capello just phoned up Wayne Bridge to tell him John Terry had lost the captains arm band and asked him if he could check under his bed.

brodoyouevenbike

Posted: Feb 2, 2010 at 16:31	Quote
Two men are hiking in a forest and see a bear. The first man starts changing into a pair of running shoes. The other looks at him and says, "That's stupid. You can't outrun a bear." "True," says his friend. "But I only need to outrun you."

mullet220

Posted: Feb 17, 2010 at 4:41	Quote
A man drives stright into a woman crossing the street, whos fault was it?

brodoyouevenbike

Posted: Feb 17, 2010 at 4:56	Quote
hers, should be in the kitchen...

mullet220

Posted: Feb 17, 2010 at 4:57	Quote
yeah...

stomper

Posted: Feb 17, 2010 at 6:32

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52 pikeys arive at heavens gates, jesus says 'only 25 of you can come in, decide whos coming in.
jesus gets back 5 minutes later, then rushes back to god and shouts 'there gone' , god replies, 'all 52 of them? jesus says, 'NO, the gates.

my dad is man of few words, he once said, 'son'

3 people take part in a competition, its to see who can last longest in the desert and they can only take what they can carry.
person 1 takes all the water he can carry
person 2 takes food and water
person 3 takes a car door.

person 1 and 2 ask him, 'why take a car door?', he says 'so i can roll the window down if it gets too hot

Th3-Firestarter

Posted: Feb 17, 2010 at 10:07	Quote
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Gottasaurass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickaloddapuss

stomper

Posted: Feb 17, 2010 at 14:09	Quote
haha^

Nickhalorider

Posted: Feb 22, 2010 at 5:11	Quote
whats a convertable skoda called a skip

robbo2517

Posted: Mar 7, 2010 at 3:25	Quote
Hey why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

guy38

Posted: Mar 7, 2010 at 22:51

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robbo2517 wrote:

Hey why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

not those jokes bailey...

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