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what goes through your head when your crashing?
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flag Ben92bighit
Posted: May 29, 2008 at 13:42 Quote
everything goes blurry and i dont know whats going on. then when i get up and say 'f*ck that hurt' i cant really remember the rag doll feeling of crashing.
thats my wayBig Grin
flag johntino
Posted: May 30, 2008 at 13:46 Quote
my friend has just had a bad crash i was about to video it then i was like wtf !!!! he just hit this huge gap without looking at it then "grrrsssshhhh" across gravel me amazed at what ive just seen you could see the bone it suprisingly wasnt bleeding that bad .... he jumps up straight away and says "did you get a video ??? " me "gulp no sorry " it would of made such good footage and except from a deep wound he was fine
flag Timmos
Posted: May 30, 2008 at 14:01 Quote
last weak i make a big crash.
Want to jump a 5 meter jump only it was a open playground with a nasty wind. So the wind bleezing from the left side and i lost my control and i crash 2 meters down with 40 km/h. Luckly it was grass so i slide a few meters.
Only i think not again. haha
flag blkmrktbikes
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 18:10 Quote
1 just a minor case. im good.
2 oh shit im dead.
3 get ready
4 boom...shit f*ck and all that
5 im good
6 bikes good
7 hit it agian
flag holybmx
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 18:14 Quote
-What am I going to have to replace on my bike now?
-Oh shit, not again
-What am I going to break?
-All those nasty cursing words
-I wonder how long all my friends are gunna be laughing?
-I wonder if my friends know that Im going to crash?
flag dietercarroll
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 18:19 Quote
everthing slows right down so much that i can talk myself through exactly whats going to happen but my body doesn't have time to react until im in a broken pile on the floor Joker
flag holybmx
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 18:21 Quote
YuHo wrote:
Well, at last Friday I broke my leg. I still can't understand how it happened. I tried to jump 30 centimeters tall and 2meters long box. I take speed... jump... and under 1 secound later I lie on ground.
After that crash:
I tried to wake up, but my left leg didn't carry me! Oh SHIT!Eek

I say: "Hey, come here!"
My friend: "What happened?"
I: I'm not sure but I tried to jump on that box, and my left leg don't work as it should. But WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BIKE? Can you look, my leg don't carry me."
My friend: "Everything looks okey".
I: "Thats good" tup
(I'm jumping to my bike by one leg)
I: "I think I can ride to home"
My friend: "Okey, let's go then"

25 minutes and 4 kilometers later I'm home.
I: "Mom, can you give me some painkiller and ice"
Mom: "What is happened to you?"
I: "I don't want talk what happened to my leg!!! Just bring what I asked!"
Mom: "Okey, okey..."
She comes back with icepackage, and she throws it to my broken leg!
I: "AAAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!" Evil "That hurts more than that f*ckING crash!"
Mom: "Oh I'm sorry! Should we go to the hospital?"
I: "Yeah! I think we should, but give that painkiller what I asked!"
Mom: "I forgot that, I'll bring it now"
I: "Oh great..."
Then we go to hospital...
Hospital dude: "Your leg is brokenBig Grin "
I: "Oh f*cking great..."Rolleyes
And now my left leg is in plaster.
Now can't ride a bike in 3 months, and here is summer now! And Of course summer holydays too.Cry

Ps: I'm sorry for my bad english, so don't say anything for thatSmile
haha, man tha's horrible, ive never broke anything before but during the winter my buddy did something similar when we were snowboarding. he hit a tiny funbox, fell off and fractured his coller bone, then he was out for the rest of the season, and about 1 week ago he broke it
flag spier17
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 18:31 Quote
recently when ive crashed the last few times everything slows right down in the air and i can figure out how to take impact, like i'll be in the air and then realized... ok im screwed im not riding away from this, now how am i not gonna get hurt?, ok i'll bail before impact and hopefully wont be hurt, ok go!

and then everything somehow works out, with a bunch of laughs from my friends Smile
flag dobsteeze
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 18:49 Quote
EpicDirtJumper wrote:
-What am I going to have to replace on my bike now?
-Oh shit, not again
-What am I going to break?
-All those nasty cursing words
-I wonder how long all my friends are gunna be laughing?
-I wonder if my friends now that Im going to crash?

haha kyle thats so true
just like when you bailed on the step down:P
lmfao
that was epic
flag holybmx
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 18:54 Quote
turbs3 wrote:
EpicDirtJumper wrote:
-What am I going to have to replace on my bike now?
-Oh shit, not again
-What am I going to break?
-All those nasty cursing words
-I wonder how long all my friends are gunna be laughing?
-I wonder if my friends now that Im going to crash?

haha kyle thats so true
just like when you bailed on the step down:P
lmfao
that was epic

man ive had way worse lol, u have no idea how many times ive gone over the handle bars and thought all of that Razz
flag kioti123
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 19:04 Quote
Many things:


-I wonder what the moles are up to today?
-HEADon, apply directly to the Forehead.
-I wonder whats for supper tonight?
-Oh god, Im having an erection.
-I wonder if the nurses at the hospital are hot?

I have so many more, but I'll save them for later.
flag blkmrktbikes
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 19:07 Quote
kioti123 wrote:
Many things:


-I wonder what the moles are up to today?
-HEADon, apply directly to the Forehead.
-I wonder whats for supper tonight?
-Oh god, Im having an erection.
-I wonder if the nurses at the hospital are hot?

I have so many more, but I'll save them for later.
lets hope they are. lol. OH god im haveing an erection
flag holybmx
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 19:07 Quote
forgot one:
well my nipples are pierced, a month tmrw, they stil hurt a bit when they get hit hard enough so something else that flow through my head:
"shit, are my nipple rings gunna get torn out?, and is my white shirt gunna be stained red?"
flag dobsteeze
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 19:08 Quote
EpicDirtJumper wrote:
turbs3 wrote:
EpicDirtJumper wrote:
-What am I going to have to replace on my bike now?
-Oh shit, not again
-What am I going to break?
-All those nasty cursing words
-I wonder how long all my friends are gunna be laughing?
-I wonder if my friends now that Im going to crash?

haha kyle thats so true
just like when you bailed on the step down:P
lmfao
that was epic

man ive had way worse lol, u have no idea how many times ive gone over the handle bars and thought all of that Razz

haha so ive heard
like the one off the trial drop
flag dobsteeze
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 19:09 Quote
EpicDirtJumper wrote:
forgot one:
well my nipples are pierced, a month tmrw, they stil hurt a bit when they get hit hard enough so something else that flow through my head:
"shit, are my nipple rings gunna get torn out?, and is my white shirt gunna be stained red?"

haha got stained green

 


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