My RM Switch is called Rocky. Not just because it's a Rocky Mountain, but because I got punched right in the jaw by the stem/handlebar. Good thing I was wearing a full face, might have broken my jaw.
i got a brodie miscrient and it is always letting me down being shitty and all and my the stock fork bottoms snapped in half spewing oil all over so now me and my freinds call it mcshits because well mcdonalds makes you crap and well it so runny it looks like oil.