I was testing some new ramps I'd built in my back yard this weekend. I was riding my son's 16" Dyno VFR after I'd tried it on the Mob... Looped out the mini and crashed on the landing ramp. In front I my wife and kids!
Would have been fairly embarrassing but I have no shame!
Wasn't really on my bike... I was stopped drinking a bottle of water at our Indoor facility and a bunch of REALLY attractive local girls there. Me and my buddy decided to say hi...
As Soon as I went to take a sip of water after talking for a minute, the lid fell off my bottle. water all down the front of my shirt and pants. I was standing over my bike so it counts. Hahahahahaha I'm not f*cking that night I don't want to. I could more the. likely get dragged into it though
f*cking guy set it up and laughed so hard. I just walked away.
I don't even need to have a friend to talk to in order to run into it. Ill usually be looking at my forks or something and BAM! A wild parked car comes and attacks me.
I had a girlfriend sitting on my handlebars facing me. The sun was setting and it was getting kinda dark and I rear ended a parked car. I saw the car at the last second and tried to swerve and miss the car. By doing that instead of launching the girl onto to trunk of the car I sent her flying at an angle over the rear and flat on her back. Messed her up pretty bad. I felt bad
I had a girlfriend sitting on my handlebars facing me. The sun was setting and it was getting kinda dark and I rear ended a parked car. I saw the car at the last second and tried to swerve and miss the car. By doing that instead of launching the girl onto to trunk of the car I sent her flying at an angle over the rear and flat on her back. Messed her up pretty bad. I felt bad
yikes! still your gf?? Is she making steak for you today?? lol
I had a girlfriend sitting on my handlebars facing me. The sun was setting and it was getting kinda dark and I rear ended a parked car. I saw the car at the last second and tried to swerve and miss the car. By doing that instead of launching the girl onto to trunk of the car I sent her flying at an angle over the rear and flat on her back. Messed her up pretty bad. I felt bad
yikes! still your gf?? Is she making steak for you today?? lol
No that was in high school many years ago. She was surprisingly cool about it after she got her breath back. We probably dated about 4 more months we still keep in touch to this day tho .
Once, I was riding down my street and got t-boned by a prius. I needed 10 stitches but i put a good sized dent in that car.
The other, I was leading my friend in for speed at my local jumps. He had my bike and I had his, just for kicks. But it turns out his chain was too long (it was a ss) and it wasn't tensioned so when I hit the first little roller, it fell of and I racked myself hard and rode it out on my balls for a good 20 feet before i hit a tree.
I flatted and derailled my chain in a race run. Let someone pass on a fireroad, hopped back on and went over the bars at walking pace in front of a crowd
Tearing through a pitch black park on my way home from work, didn't see the guy or the dog lead.. ended up tangled in dog lead with 2 dogs hanging from my side yapping
Test rode a jump, was going fine but decided I'd be better off landing without my bike, on my feet. Let go of the bike but forgot to push it away so I'm just flying through the air above my bike. Next thing I see the bike lands on the landing and stops. I practically landed exactly where I was before on the bike except my feet and hands weren't doing anything landed on the seat so hard, basically fell from 6 feet onto my leg with the seat I could have just held on and jumped it fine but changed my mind for some reason.