Stupidest things you've ever attempted?

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Stupidest things you've ever attempted?
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flag spliffonator1
Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 13:57 Quote
bigfoot66 wrote:
yeah, i didn't get pics, it was like a year ago, and i was in too much pain to think of a camera, i was more worried about my scrotum's integrity......


Did it look like a peach? lol plus you'd get banned for porn
flag dancallahan
Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 14:07 Quote
tried to jump a hurdle as high as it was, like 3 feet, i as like, only 4...went, tried o jump, someone was an ass and threw a dodgeball at me in the air...when ur 4 ft, and the hurdle is like 3...ur legs dont touch the ground if u catch my drift...
flag Presence
Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 20:08 Quote
hit an eleven foot drop on my brakeless hardtail, no bitch runs. also 360 a drop brakeless fun couple of hours with no luck
flag davidmountaincycles
Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 11:37 Quote
spliffonator wrote:
Bars hit me in bottom-right dark blob, the rest was the crash and burn

photo

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looks like D.I.Y. LYPO sucktion
flag spliffonator1
Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 13:13 Quote
Gone badly wrong lol
flag sneez
Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 13:25 Quote
i tried a 10ft drop i built, spent like 4 hours building it and finally brought up the courage to do it. I was on my DH rig bt was only wearing a pisspot so anyway i tried it and well to cut a long story short it hurt... it hurt a lot ended up in A&E with a chipped jaw and i had detatched all the skin that holds your gum to your jaw inside my mouth which resulted in 40 stitches inside my mouth...
flag pong
Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 13:36 Quote
360 over4 rotated and just about folded my rim
flag matt-p
Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 13:43 Quote
bigfoot66 wrote:
spliffonator wrote:
Here we go....... trying an X-UP, the bars got caught in my jersey and landed sideways and i impaled myself on the bar ends.

haha, thats what i did, going 50KpH , and the bar impaled my nuts........my whole groin was red...and i couldn't breath well..sucked

well you can forget about having kids...
flag spliffonator1
Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 13:44 Quote
-M--P- wrote:
bigfoot66 wrote:
spliffonator wrote:
Here we go....... trying an X-UP, the bars got caught in my jersey and landed sideways and i impaled myself on the bar ends.

haha, thats what i did, going 50KpH , and the bar impaled my nuts........my whole groin was red...and i couldn't breath well..sucked

well you can forget about having kids...

Haha
flag doctorz
Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 13:47 Quote
slam my nuts on my bmx when i was younger i try to jump in the deep snow not expecting the bmx to stop right there i flew over the bar slamming my nuts right into the steering
lesson learn yes i never repeat that exploit again
Dr ZAttention
flag alex-dh
Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 13:53 Quote
worst thing i done try to endo a jump bike with back only brakes and foot sliped into wheel buckeled wheel not too back me though

broke foot
sprained wrist
cuts everywhere
mashed elbow that hurts every now and again for no reason =S
flag baker9
Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 14:31 Quote
hucktoflat7 wrote:
This was 2 years ago : When i started dirt jumping i jumped sitting down , this meant my nose would dive most of the time i jumped. Anyway it was my first day jumping and i was doing allright i could clear most of the small jumps in our forest , my friends got me all amped up to try the biggest jump at the forest(it wasnt really big at all ,but at the time it seemed huge) , I was heaps scared but i decided to go for it anyway ,what happened was I went of the kicker sitting down and with practicaly no speed wich resulted in a nose case to front flip to face plant for me...
Good times Smile


auch its look terible :/
flag jonesym3
FL
Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 14:42 Quote
i didnt do it but me and my mates were fixing up our bikes. after finishing off my friends suspension he decided to test it out. he didnt have any helmet or pads on because we werent riding at the time but he tried riding down a set of stairs with two 4 sets and a 20 set right after. he clipped his bars going off the first set of stairs, bounced off the second and landed with his bars at 90 degrees pointing at his stomach/chest. anyway - he had to have his spleen removed, losttwo pints of blood, broken nose and cuts all over his face. worst thing was the catheter......
flag dancallahan
Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 14:43 Quote
... catheder...a mans worst friend...

 


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