Old Riders....But not "Old School"

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Old Riders....But not "Old School"
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flag adm750
Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 11:39 Quote
on my golden throne

push and ribs go crackle crack

miss my green machine
flag Soupherb
Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 11:41 Quote
mysticmountainadventures wrote:
Soupherb wrote:
Gunna need to do a manual buddy.. lol

Whoa! Generous offer to help a brother out Soup Eek

Nothing to see here... just friends helping friends lol lol lol


Fingers only at this stage ..no tongues ..yet
flag adm750
Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 11:43 Quote
mysticmountainadventures wrote:
Soupherb wrote:
Gunna need to do a manual buddy.. lol

Whoa! Generous offer to help a brother out Soup Eek

Nothing to see here... just friends helping friends lol lol lol


26-er: "...hey Soup...can you give me a hand ??.."

Soup: "...sure bro, which one ?.."
flag leverfingers
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Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 12:15 Quote
One's for wiping ass. One's for picking nose.

Don't mix them up.
flag Soupherb
Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 12:19 Quote
leverfingers wrote:
One's for wiping ass. One's for picking nose.

Don't mix them up.

That’s right levers, all this “breach around” talk needs to stop



lol
flag sterlingmagnum
Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 12:20 Quote
Sounds more like a Hai Poo OB...


More prunes juice two six...

Them meds are not to be taken lightly...unless you fancy a yard long turd that takes days to exit...
flag Twenty6ers4life
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Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 12:33 Quote
leverfingers wrote:
You need the poo juice.

I'm talking strong coffee.

I have that every day. Bunch of rumbling in my gut but no movement yet. And I usually super regular too. Every morning dump right after I get out of bed or directly after the morning coffee.
flag Twenty6ers4life
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Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 12:39 Quote
mysticmountainadventures wrote:
Whenever you're prescribed pain meds... ask of a lactulose prescription too Salute

I should have, but I figured the prune juice would work. But I’m going to keep on with the prune juice and coffee throughout the day and hope for a release soon. I’ve gotten plenty of experience with Vicodin/Norco from past injuries, but it’s been a few years since I’ve had any. Last time I had a colonoscopy a couple years ago, I had mild diverticulitis, which I think was from giving birth to monster shits while injured.
flag Twenty6ers4life
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Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 12:41 Quote
Soupherb wrote:
Gunna need to do a manual buddy.. lol

Heal up 26
Nooooo! lol tup
flag adm750
Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 12:46 Quote
this is a real sh*t subject Blank Stare
flag billbek
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Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 12:49 Quote
sterlingmagnum wrote:
Sounds more like a Hai Poo OB...


More prunes juice two six...

Them meds are not to be taken lightly...unless you fancy a yard long turd that takes days to exit...

No bus big enough to take on that stoolie...

Seriously, Stool softeners are your friend.
Better coming out fast and loose than not at all....

Hopefully at predictable times....
flag Twenty6ers4life
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Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 12:50 Quote
obee1 wrote:
lol IKR. I’m on the throne right now and it absolutely not gonna happen. I had 2 glasses of prune juice already too! 1 with the meds and one early this morning and my bidet squirting warm water up my ass. No way I can even push with the jacked up ribs.

i felt bad for you until you mention the bidet. bloody richie rich on the thread. i bet you owned a green machine while all the other kids f*cked round on big wheels

since we are on topic,
i took such a massive shit this morning i wrote a haiku about it.


what a massive shit
could fit a spare tire in my ass
frog jumping in pond[/Quote]

lol I’m no Richie rich man! If I was, I’d be getting a new bike every year. I got the bidet years ago when we remodeled the bathroom and I saw it on the show room floor. Once I saw all of the features, I had to have it. And being constipated from meds was one of the reasons. Years ago, I broke my left wrist and shattered my right thumb at the same time, (ate shit on a gas powered skateboard) and had pins through the cast on both arms. That was pre bidet and I couldn’t even wipe myself. That’s where the loving wife comes in. Luckily when I did get it out, it was like rocks so she didn’t have much to wipe. But at least I could push then. I can’t even do that right now.
flag Twenty6ers4life
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Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 12:52 Quote
Soupherb wrote:
leverfingers wrote:
One's for wiping ass. One's for picking nose.

Don't mix them up.

That’s right levers, all this “breach around” talk needs to stop



lol

lol I concur
flag shredb4dead
Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 12:57 Quote
You guys are all full of shit.
flag urinalmint
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Posted: Jan 22, 2021 at 13:00 Quote
So a local shop had their only real mechanic quit and are left with no one with any real bike mechanic experience. So their plan is to contract their wrenching out to a guy who will work from his home. The shop owner's kid will be doing small jobs and making adjustments (adding pedals or whatever to new bikes) in the shop but the majority of repairs will involve the customer's bikes being sent to someone's house. The owner thinks this is groundbreaking and the future of bike shops.

What do you guys think of this? Would you take your bike to a shop that does this (obviously if you couldn't do repairs yourself)? Would you buy a bike from this type shop?

Just curious if I'm being a little to critical of this plan...

 


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