Hello toby..

well, this will be my first pinkbike blog. or my first blog of any kind for that matter. so i would like to tell the world what to expect from i, tobethius hickmanus. or 'oi, prick!' to my closest friends. i once chloroformed and kidnapped two newborns from a hospital, and hollwed them out so that i might use them like hand puppets, and have them do battle. i masturbated violently throughout my reading of american phsycho, harry potter, the lord of the rings, pride and predjudice, and the biography of sir bobby robson. i once gave my wheaton terrier so much exctasy that he nasally raped me. that, ladies and gentlemen of the internet, was the best moment of my life.