Looking for unloved and neglected bikes

Are you the type of guy who jumps from one fad to another? Do you have a hardly used and unabused reasonably high end bicycle? Whether it be a DH, AM/Enduro or XC bike I can have my rubber arm twisted for the right deal. I have harsh addiction issues when it comes to all things two wheeled but I am also generally careful. Any and all bikes will be picked over with a fine tooth comb for condition, damaged serial numbers and steamy and or too good to be true stories. I do love bikes but I am afraid of criminal records and shady dealings. If you do have something you'd like to sell, can prove you own or isn't stolen I'd like to hear from you.